Game Day Thread - The Legend of Taylor Heinicke at Jerruh's Aluminum Bench Emporium

[Dr. Do Itch Big]

Good thing we a second half team. lol. 

[thegreaterbuzzette]

We need more female coaches. They would have figured out by now how to end this date. 

[PolarExpress]

OMFG, the football gods hate us.

Speaking of hate, why isn’t Snyder shown during games anymore?

[PartyPosse]

Things have gone downhill since Harvestfest was cancelled from covid 

[Jabbyrwock]

2 minutes ago, NewCliche21 said:

 

That's what happens when your Johnson is measured in mm.

 

You get your dirty metric system out of my football thread!

 

This, sir, is a game of inches...

[FootballZombie]

TH has totally abandoned all throwing mechanics for the majority of his throws. If you want a masterclass on the importance of consistent throwing motions, you are watching it.

 

This might be the worst throwing mechanics tape I have ever seen.... ever.

[clskinsfan]

Just now, kfrankie said:

This may be the most embarrassing game in the history of the wft

You must not have been alive for the body bag game. 

[spjunkies]

So.... new name announcement tomorrow?

[Renegade7]

1 minute ago, Reaper Skins said:

Nope.  They knew what they were doing.

 

Yea, either we were going to build on what we did last year and put up a good fight or they were going to give Dallas their coronation, win win in their book

[Conn]

Jerry loves to punk Dan and then pretend he’s his little buddy. His heart might actually explode tonight between the Cialis and this manner of victory. RIP 

[PartyPosse]

Oh crap. Team I’m playing in my fantasy semi finals has the Dallas Defense.

[ultravin]

3 minutes ago, Rufus T Firefly said:

Well, you know, he's been watching me around here.....

 

nope, never seen you in my 10 years being in here.

[RichmondRedskin88]

Just now, thegreaterbuzzette said:

We need more female coaches. They would have figured out by now how to end this date. 

Plus they know how bury bad memories like this waaay feel down and never bring it up again until the worst possible time years from now. 

[Idaho fan]

2 minutes ago, tomwvr said:

Fire the special teams coach 

That literally leaves no one.   Hmmm

[SpacePenguin]

Just now, FootballZombie said:

TH has totally abandoned all throwing mechanics for the majority of his throws. If you want a masterclass on the importance of consistent throwing motions, you are watching it.

 

This might be the worst throwing mechanics tape I have ever seen.... ever.

 

To be fair, there isn't a pocket to set his feet in most of the time. He's been Ramsey'd by Covid mixed with Scott Turner.

[TK]

1 minute ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

Good thing we a second half team. lol. 

 

[PartyPosse]

Just now, spjunkies said:

So.... new name announcement tomorrow?

Gonna retire Landry’s 30

[tomwvr]

Just now, FootballZombie said:

TH has totally abandoned all throwing mechanics for the majority of his throws. If you want a masterclass on the importance of consistent throwing motions, you are watching it.

 

This might be the worst throwing mechanics tape I have ever seen.... ever.

I like TH but he has made 1 and perhaps 2 good passes today.  He is done

[Smooters]

Well, at least the Cowboys can't beat the Redskins like this anymore. Close one!

[Dexter]

Just now, kfrankie said:

This may be the most embarrassing game in the history of the wft

No doubt.....I have never witnessed anything like this before.  

 

I really hope the new team name isn't as embarrassing as this game.  

 

We are going to have people jumping out windows trying to leave this team.

[clskinsfan]

1 minute ago, PolarExpress said:

OMFG, the football gods hate us.

Speaking of hate, why isn’t Snyder shown during games anymore?

Because he is on his yacht somewhere in the Caribbean.

[KDawg]

Any players still need their jerseys retired? They’ll put something together the day before the next home game to do if.

[purbeast]

1 minute ago, PolarExpress said:

OMFG, the football gods hate us.

Speaking of hate, why isn’t Snyder shown during games anymore?

I know a server who works in his suite.  He works a suite I go to sometimes at Capital One.

 

He said Snyder spends the majority of the time in his private office behind closed doors while he's in the suite.  So no cameras in there.

 

Not sure about away games like this though.

[Redwards]

1 minute ago, kfrankie said:

This may be the most embarrassing game in the history of the wft

No.

 

That would be when we lost to the freaking NY Jets 3-0 at RFK in the early 1990s.  They scored 3 in the first quarter.  That was enough.  🤮

1 minute ago, kfrankie said:

This may be the most embarrassing game in the history of the wft

No.

 

That would be when we lost to the freaking NY Jets 3-0 at RFK in the early 1990s.  They scored 3 in the first quarter.  That was enough.  🤮

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

OK, I have no attachment to this team anymore but I still come back for the Dallass/Redskin games. How does this compare to rolling out Tim Hasselbeck out there during the Spurrier years. That felt like the bottom to me. Then Zorn lowered the bar with the swinging gate. This has to be a new low.