Mr. Sinister Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 My nephews mom brought us cubed steak gravy and rice for dinner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr. Sinister said: My nephews mom brought us cubed steak gravy and rice for dinner Got some lima beans & corn? 😋 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: Got some lima beans & corn? 😋 Made cabbage a couple days ago. I probably haven't eaten a lima bean since I was force fed one at 6 years old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 So my fiancee put in her four weeks notice and quit her job today. I'm proud of her, she was working way too much and her boss just was not appreciative enough. She works in real estate and has her license, so I'm imploring her to open up her own shop, but she wants to take some time off to catch up on herself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Slippery slope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Visiting the inlaws to get the new kiddo baptized tomorrow. I am (decidedly) not Catholic, but Mrs. Blitz is so it must be done. Mostly I’m salty about having to break my rule about never going to a church unless there is an open bar afterwards (I asked and there isn’t). 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 19 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Visiting the inlaws to get the new kiddo baptized tomorrow. I am (decidedly) not Catholic, but Mrs. Blitz is so it must be done. Mostly I’m salty about having to break my rule about never going to a church unless there is an open bar afterwards (I asked and there isn’t). Church feels like one of the slam dunk places where you'll find a shelf of top grade memory wipe. Just probably have to give a wink and a nod for Father to give you some of the good stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Never change, PB. (I say that in jest, of course. 😉) Just now, Mr. Sinister said: Just probably have to give a wink and a nod for Father to give you some of the good stuff. I think it costs more than that these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Mom and dad moved back to Maryland today. A lot of anxiety with them being far away, but also relief. A cold-blooded feeling of their insane drama being out-of-sight/out-of-mind. It's mom and dad tho. He ain't lasting much longer. He's my best friend ever. Mom is Satan. But I love her. Oh well. Life goes on. You either use this kind of sh** to create toughness and intelligence or you let it eat you alive. I shed a couple tears with Satan and bolted. Dad and I went with a hug, high five, handshake and a nod. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 3 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: Visiting the inlaws to get the new kiddo baptized tomorrow. I am (decidedly) not Catholic, but Mrs. Blitz is so it must be done. Mostly I’m salty about having to break my rule about never going to a church unless there is an open bar afterwards (I asked and there isn’t). I feel you. My wife (and therefore kids) have been raised Catholic. I'm agnostic. But at least they go (or used to before the pandemic) to the most liberal Catholic church around (OLQOP) as opposed to the conservative craphole nearer to home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Strange. On one hand, it would be incredibly awkward to marry someone who is religious (I was raised Catholic by murderous tyranny, but ultimately went my own way) and let her go along, and take eventual kids with her, but on the other hand, I could never let religion stand in the way of who I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 I made guacamole about 5 hours ago. Used a serrano chili to give it some heat. Made a point of washing my hands afterwards, learning from past mistakes. And yet I scratched my balls just now and they are now set ablaze in a most uncomfortable fashion. What is your secret you demon fruit? Why do you not wash off my hands with water, but wash off onto my scrotum hours later no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: I made guacamole about 5 hours ago. Used a serrano chili to give it some heat. Made a point of washing my hands afterwards, learning from past mistakes. And yet I scratched my balls just now and they are now set ablaze in a most uncomfortable fashion. What is your secret you demon fruit? Why do you not wash off my hands with water, but wash off onto my scrotum hours later no problem. Saliva helps. Lick your balls instead. Edited August 1, 2020 by zskins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, zskins said: Saliva helps. Lick your balls instead. I would, but my neck's been awful sore the last couple days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Sinister said: Strange. On one hand, it would be incredibly awkward to marry someone who is religious (I was raised Catholic by murderous tyranny, but ultimately went my own way) and let her go along, and take eventual kids with her, but on the other hand, I could never let religion stand in the way of who I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. Boom, answered your own question : ) Wife gave up saving her hair from heat damage and my sister cut it off shorter then mine was a week ago. Told me she was worried about looking pretty for me, told her that's not why I love her and if she had cancer she'd might lose it all anyway, in sickness and in health, babe. When we met she went to church every Sunday and I didn't at all. Told her I wouldn't make promises I can't keep, which was better then some of the dudes hitting on her in church. Our species is a mess that makes the most of it in some of the most beautiful ways possible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 does anyone here have a copy of their rental agreement? My dad is becoming a rental landlord. What are some things you would like to see from a landlord ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 26 minutes ago, skinfan2k said: does anyone here have a copy of their rental agreement? My dad is becoming a rental landlord. What are some things you would like to see from a landlord ? The last one I had was fabulous. Repairs (kitchen faucet blew off 😆 & a brand new A/C unit) were handled within just a few hours. 🏆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, skinfan2k said: does anyone here have a copy of their rental agreement? My dad is becoming a rental landlord. What are some things you would like to see from a landlord ? you should make the tenet get rental insurance, putting you father (or the LLC for the rental property) as an interested party, have them give you confirmation numbers that utilities were turn on prior to move in, then upon move out make sure you put in your lease that they are responsible for end-of-lease maintenance (getting carpets professionally cleaned, Having dryer vents cleaned, ect), something about having the grounds kept up, ect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 10 hours ago, skinfan2k said: does anyone here have a copy of their rental agreement? My dad is becoming a rental landlord. What are some things you would like to see from a landlord ? I am currently in the process of taking my brother’s former landlord to court. Tell your dad to read his state’s Landlord Tenant statute and follow it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 I now know more about hamsters than I ever wanted to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 18 hours ago, zskins said: Saliva helps. Lick your balls instead. If he was that flexible he wouldn't have to make his own guac 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 On 7/29/2020 at 9:43 PM, PleaseBlitz said: For a variety of reasons, i have used the following gif7 times in the past 48 hours. Twice more today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 21 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: I am currently in the process of taking my brother’s former landlord to court. Tell your dad to read his state’s Landlord Tenant statute and follow it. good thing is my best friends are taking the rental and they are not strangers. But thanks for the heads-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TradeTheBeal! Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 I’d play it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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