China Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Drunk farmer ‘starts fight with his own pig but dies after having three fingers and his privates bitten off’ A FARMER has died after he brawled with a pig that bit him in the testicles and tore off three of his fingers, it has been reported. The bizarre incident is said to have occurred in the town of San Lucas Ojitlan, in south-western Mexico. Miguel is alleged to have returned home drunk from a party and somehow begun fighting with the pig which he kept in his home. The animal managed to bite his testicles and sever three fingers of his right hand, the paper claimed, and he was rushed to hospital. El Debate reported that farmer Miguel Anaya Pablo, 60, died from an infection caused by the wounds he suffered during the brawl. What a testicle-eating pig may look like Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 This might be your magnum opus China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 This totally changes the "this little piggy" song....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Porky certainly got his revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 The moral of the story: Don't keep pigs in your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Pigs on the...wing? Notorious P.I.G.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Strong contender for Darwin Award, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 And this little piggy took his weewee all the way home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Just now, TryTheBeal! said: Notorious P.I.G.? Already a beer broski.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozo the kKklown Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 *takes a knee from the hard laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM72 Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: Pigs on the...wing? Notorious P.I.G.? LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Damn, foreplay is rough south of the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornaSkinsFan83 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Some GACOLB family drama: My mother and stepfather, in their ongoing mid-life crisis, recently bought a baby pig. Major point of contention within the family. And by "within the family" I mean me. I'm firmly on the anti-pig side. It's all just getting embarrassing now. This whole DMV white trash hipster yuppie new age experiment (started with bees, then chickens, now a pig and includes living in the woods) isn't making them happy, actually doing just the opposite and yet they just keep digging that hole. And when I'm the level headed one in a situation you know it's bad. Extremely frustrating. It's time to get the **** over it, eat the chickens, eat the pig and move to Arlington or something. I mean he works downtown. How does living in the woods make any kind of sense to begin with? So yes, because of that, I hope this happens with their stupid pig. Just a toe or two, not anyones balls (coughcoughnot like he has them anymore anywaycoughcough). Hopefully that would finally snap them up. And as far as I can tell with pigs, for all their supposed intelligence, I don't see when they stop looking to eat long enough to actually use it. But my exposure has been limited so what do I know. Anyway, thanks for the platform. That was therapeutic. Screw my brother for leaving me to deal with all of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Honestly, who among us has not gotten drunk and tried to fight a pig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 3 hours ago, BornaSkinsFan83 said: Some GACOLB family drama: GACOLB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 34 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: GACOLB? take a quick gander at dat signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 7 hours ago, BornaSkinsFan83 said: Some GACOLB family drama: My mother and stepfather, in their ongoing mid-life crisis, recently bought a baby pig. Major point of contention within the family. And by "within the family" I mean me. I'm firmly on the anti-pig side. It's all just getting embarrassing now. This whole DMV white trash hipster yuppie new age experiment (started with bees, then chickens, now a pig and includes living in the woods) isn't making them happy, actually doing just the opposite and yet they just keep digging that hole. And when I'm the level headed one in a situation you know it's bad. Extremely frustrating. It's time to get the **** over it, eat the chickens, eat the pig and move to Arlington or something. I mean he works downtown. How does living in the woods make any kind of sense to begin with? So yes, because of that, I hope this happens with their stupid pig. Just a toe or two, not anyones balls (coughcoughnot like he has them anymore anywaycoughcough). Hopefully that would finally snap them up. And as far as I can tell with pigs, for all their supposed intelligence, I don't see when they stop looking to eat long enough to actually use it. But my exposure has been limited so what do I know. Anyway, thanks for the platform. That was therapeutic. Screw my brother for leaving me to deal with all of this. I am so with you. I believe we're from the same part of the hills...Dad did the same, drove into "WARshington". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 "Farmer" ... "returned home drunk" ... "animal managed to bite his testicles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 7 hours ago, dfitzo53 said: Honestly, who among us has not gotten drunk and tried to fight a pig? I tried to wrestle one once. She was probably 5'4 and about 170lbs. Pinned me down and had her way with me she did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 4 hours ago, PokerPacker said: take a quick gander at dat signature. I must have signatures turned off. Can't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 So did this get its own thread because it did not happen in Florida ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said: So did this get its own thread because it did not happen in Florida ? The pig was born in Pensacola. He relocated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, Dan T. said: The pig was born in Pensacola. He relocated. So that's why people use the phrase "when pigs fly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmySmith Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 No means no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: I must have signatures turned off. Can't see it. member formerly known as G.A.C.O.L.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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