PCS Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You know you're old when......your stepson's,(16 and 18),enjoy the new Star Trek films,(as do I),but have never seen or even heard of the original Khan. I blame this on their mother,(not to her face mind you ). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXenL7iu0w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You know you're old when...... When i have been on this message board over 10 years!! Any chance i can change my username from skinfan2k to 2k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 So this food tracking app I have allows users to upload the nutrition facts of foods for the community at large to use. For no apparent reason I thought to myself, "I bet there's at least one person out there who uploaded something about poop as a joke." The format is Food Name (Brand Name, serving size) __ cal Here's a brief selection of what comes up: Poop (Dutchess, 2.0 poopies) 150 cal gross salad (poop, 1.0 cup) 255 cal Baby Poop Dip (Homemade, 0.2 cup) 101 cal Tastes Like Chicken Poop (Human Flesh, 1.0 average adult's flesh) 69 cal Chocolate but[t] toffee (Husky poop, 3.0 pieces) 210 cal Steak burrito bowl Poop Poop (Chipotle, 1.0 burrito) 635 cal And then there are some things that are obviously silly dessert items so not as funny, like chocolate peanut desserts called Alaskan Bear Poop (and Gorilla Poop, and Elephant Poop, and Reindeer Poop, etc.) I use my fitness pal. I got next Sat and Sunday off, turn da **** up! Id think so. Those things are so stupid. I dont wanna see anyone get hurt. At the same time, i have no sympathy for stupidity.Have you seen the ones where they do it in the hood? They get their asses beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Ah man. Those videos of dudes walking up to hard ass looking people trying to instigate a fight... and then they pull their own pants down with their joints hanging out. **** is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Ah man. Those videos of dudes walking up to hard ass looking people trying to instigate a fight... and then they pull their own pants down with their joints hanging out. **** is hilarious. Hilarious until one of those guys ends up dead. I watched a video like that on Facebook a couple of weeks ago. You have to be seriously disturbed to walk into rough neighborhoods and try to snatch a dude's cellphone out of his hand, try to pull a dude's pants down. I seen this kid get knocked out at least twice. One time dude pulled a gun out, but put it on the ground so he could whup his ass. Could've very easily been a bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Yeah, saw a video of guys riding around simulating gun sounds for a drive-by, well they "pranked" the wrong guy. Somebody pulled out a pistol and started dumpin' on the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I use my fitness pal. I got next Sat and Sunday off, turn da **** up! Have you seen the ones where they do it in the hood? They get their asses beat. I use MyFitnessPal too. There's not as much stuff for boogers, I haven't checked other words yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 MyFitnessPal is the business, lost a lot of weight calorie counting with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Yeah, saw a video of guys riding around simulating gun sounds for a drive-by, well they "pranked" the wrong guy. Somebody pulled out a pistol and started dumpin' on the car. Good. Can't wait to hear a story where a whole bunch of these jackasses get tamen out. Good deterrent for the rest of the idiots that think thats cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 There we go, Eph. Give that punk ass boy of yours some life lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Sitting down and reading the Communist Manifesto again. Been awhile since I've visited this little gem. As per last time - agree with Marx on some things, vehemently disagree with him on others. He always struck me as the kind of sociology/political science student that spent too much time in the ivory tower and not enough working with and for the poor he claimed to work for (apart from those nasty, icky, unenlightened lumpenproletariat that just don't "get it, you guys. Ugh!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 1.101k cals today, 140 grams of protein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 1.101k cals today, 140 grams of protein. That's a lot of protein. How much do you weigh? You pumping iron. Slamming your body with protein isn't necessarily a great thing. It also depends on the type of protein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Dude is pounding chicken breasts lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Dude is pounding chicken breasts lol 140 lbs and eating egg whites and protein shakes LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I had too much Crown tonight. I don't know what the hell I just posted in the BB thread. Something about dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 http://imgur.com/0PndLaf I'm 215, 140 wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I had too much Crown tonight. I don't know what the hell I just posted in the BB thread. Something about dicks Bruh....I was dying at work at "balls swinging below the knees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Bruh....I was dying at work at "balls swinging below the knees..."That's awesome. It was worth it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Just found out Colin Cowherd won't be doing anything on ESPN radio or otherwise a week earlier than anticipated, due to his comments about Dominicans. I wonder if ESPN would've actually fired him if he wasn't already leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/22/after-a-chopper-malfunction-a-coast-guardsman-swims-a-mile-on-his-own-to-rescue-four-fishermen/ Coastie swam a mile in open water to make four saves. Someone give that man a medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Weird feeling about today, have since before even got in the shower this morning. It's cloudy, I'm on-call, and its a Monday... Wishful thinking here (and I'm usually the optimist)... edit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Boy do I have a hangover. I need food asap. Don't you have a new little one? Why you getting drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Don't you have a new little one? Why you getting drunk?Because he has a new little one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 It's a vicious cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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