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1 hour ago, abdcskins said:

 

When is the last time you smoked marijuana or done any other drugs?

 

My general advice would be drink tons of water. If you only are a light smoker and smoked over a month ago I would say you don't have anything to worry about.

Today.

I do drink a ton of water anyway, so there's that.

Light user isn't me.

 

~Bang

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22 minutes ago, Bang said:

Today.

I do drink a ton of water anyway, so there's that.

Light user isn't me.

 

~Bang

So I’ve “heard” drink a **** ton of water.  Piss at least twice before giving the sample.  You’ll drink water faster than your body can process it so once you get out that first batch of pee, you’ll be pissing practically water.  Your THC levels won’t be zero but will be well below allowable limit (yes there is an allowable limit).

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43 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

So I’ve “heard” drink a **** ton of water.  Piss at least twice before giving the sample.  You’ll drink water faster than your body can process it so once you get out that first batch of pee, you’ll be pissing practically water.  Your THC levels won’t be zero but will be well below allowable limit (yes there is an allowable limit).

 

What if their policy considers a diluted sample as a failed drug test.  That's what my company does.  Happened to me a few years ago, got pulled for a random drug test, drank a **** ton of water that morning before going to LabCorp to take the test.  I get an email from HR two days later telling me that I failed my drug test due to a diluted sample.

 

I had to take another within 24 hours of getting that email.  I don't do drugs, I just drank a **** ton of water so I could piss when I got there.  Drank nothing but tea and sodas the next day and retook the test, was fine.  But my company allows 2 failed due to diluted samples, 3rd time is termination.  

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Water fasts are acts of desperation and you need to take some kind of multivitamin to keep the sample honest so you aren't handing over a sample of aquafina.

 

@Bang  PM sent, think we all should be careful having this convo in the open to not put the mods or yourselves in a weird spot.

 

 

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Will never forget how I stopped smoking the greenery for a month-and-a-half because I thought they would drug test me.  Jogged anytime I could.

 

Ate low calorie, was shredded.  Still was extremely concerned.  No drug test.

 

Meanwhile, drugs that are worse leave your system lickity split.

 

Tf.

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9 minutes ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said:

Will never forget how I stopped smoking the greenery for a month-and-a-half because I thought they would drug test me.  Jogged anytime I could.

 

Ate low calorie, was shredded.  Still was extremely concerned.  No drug test.

 

Meanwhile, drugs that are worse leave your system lickity split.

 

Tf.

"I was in the best shape of my life!  Thank god that's over with."

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41 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

Drug free since 8:30 am yesterday. 

If I had a drug tested they would be able to drink my piss as preworkout. 500 mg of caffeine 

 

Fixed.

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Employers still care about marijuana?  I work for a fancyass law firm and they could care less. At least 2 of our partners that bill at $1000/hr smoke weekly at minimum. 

 

Possibly wrong thread. I don’t smoke but am currently 2 bottles of wine in. 

 

 

On 12/9/2019 at 8:19 PM, Bang said:

Light user isn't me.

 

I recall thinking this when i watched the Ron mexico cartoon. 

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1st day off since thanksgiving.   Slept all day.  Now I’m up hella late. Plus is that I thought of you guys and had a minute to catch up.    
 

 

also lake effect snow is lame. 
 

 

 

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Rage against the plant based meat machines people.

 

It's an evil vegan trojan horse. Eat a tasty "burger " and then the plant host is inside you, transforming you into a seaweed/kale monster to be used in their Vegan Army to take over the world.

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Why that’s just being a dick. They will admit a real burger tastes better but that’s besides the point. You know who else is a dick? People who ask me how many sets I have left and when I offer them to work in they say no and then look all mad while I’m lifting. Hoe not my fault, I offered. 

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