Bang Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, abdcskins said: When is the last time you smoked marijuana or done any other drugs? My general advice would be drink tons of water. If you only are a light smoker and smoked over a month ago I would say you don't have anything to worry about. Today. I do drink a ton of water anyway, so there's that. Light user isn't me. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 22 minutes ago, Bang said: Today. I do drink a ton of water anyway, so there's that. Light user isn't me. ~Bang So I’ve “heard” drink a **** ton of water. Piss at least twice before giving the sample. You’ll drink water faster than your body can process it so once you get out that first batch of pee, you’ll be pissing practically water. Your THC levels won’t be zero but will be well below allowable limit (yes there is an allowable limit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 43 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: So I’ve “heard” drink a **** ton of water. Piss at least twice before giving the sample. You’ll drink water faster than your body can process it so once you get out that first batch of pee, you’ll be pissing practically water. Your THC levels won’t be zero but will be well below allowable limit (yes there is an allowable limit). What if their policy considers a diluted sample as a failed drug test. That's what my company does. Happened to me a few years ago, got pulled for a random drug test, drank a **** ton of water that morning before going to LabCorp to take the test. I get an email from HR two days later telling me that I failed my drug test due to a diluted sample. I had to take another within 24 hours of getting that email. I don't do drugs, I just drank a **** ton of water so I could piss when I got there. Drank nothing but tea and sodas the next day and retook the test, was fine. But my company allows 2 failed due to diluted samples, 3rd time is termination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Water fasts are acts of desperation and you need to take some kind of multivitamin to keep the sample honest so you aren't handing over a sample of aquafina. @Bang PM sent, think we all should be careful having this convo in the open to not put the mods or yourselves in a weird spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I enjoy watching the eagles suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Will never forget how I stopped smoking the greenery for a month-and-a-half because I thought they would drug test me. Jogged anytime I could. Ate low calorie, was shredded. Still was extremely concerned. No drug test. Meanwhile, drugs that are worse leave your system lickity split. Tf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Will never forget how I stopped smoking the greenery for a month-and-a-half because I thought they would drug test me. Jogged anytime I could. Ate low calorie, was shredded. Still was extremely concerned. No drug test. Meanwhile, drugs that are worse leave your system lickity split. Tf. "I was in the best shape of my life! Thank god that's over with." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, PokerPacker said: "I was in the best shape of my life! Thank god that's over with." No kidding. Pizza and beer 4L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Drug free since 83. If I had a drug tested they would be able to drink my piss as preworkout. 500 mg of caffeine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 41 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: Drug free since 8:30 am yesterday. If I had a drug tested they would be able to drink my piss as preworkout. 500 mg of caffeine Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 2 hours ago, BleedBNG said: I feel like this belongs in the banana thread. Also, $1 per flavor. Clever starting bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Dr Pepper is ass. 23 flavors and they all wack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Employers still care about marijuana? I work for a fancyass law firm and they could care less. At least 2 of our partners that bill at $1000/hr smoke weekly at minimum. Possibly wrong thread. I don’t smoke but am currently 2 bottles of wine in. On 12/9/2019 at 8:19 PM, Bang said: Light user isn't me. I recall thinking this when i watched the Ron mexico cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 No sir. I don’t like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 They should've gone with this front end design: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Looks like something International Harvester would design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 @twa that tweet made me think of the song "I left my wallet in El Segundo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1st day off since thanksgiving. Slept all day. Now I’m up hella late. Plus is that I thought of you guys and had a minute to catch up. also lake effect snow is lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 6 hours ago, TryTheBeal! said: No sir. I don’t like it. Looks like a Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Rage against the plant based meat machines people. It's an evil vegan trojan horse. Eat a tasty "burger " and then the plant host is inside you, transforming you into a seaweed/kale monster to be used in their Vegan Army to take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 I think the vegans/vegetarians should have to taste a real burger in order to see if their plant based burger taste is indistinguishable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Why that’s just being a dick. They will admit a real burger tastes better but that’s besides the point. You know who else is a dick? People who ask me how many sets I have left and when I offer them to work in they say no and then look all mad while I’m lifting. Hoe not my fault, I offered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 If you chew Hersey kisses you should be checked into a psych ward.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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