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All three of them have Tampa Bay links...
FYI Vinny has approved...
Jim Zorn turned us down...
Swing gate...
Rocket Screen...
Riggo was drunk again...
Theismann comments... "paloffs!"
Danny did the dirty...
Its RGs fault...
Its the field at FedEx...
Its the OLines fault...
Its Hasletts fault..

ES BOARD: "You contemptible pigs! We remained celibate for you. We stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. Our uncles hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, our fathers used up their last favors with Mad Pete Trullo. So for us, for our mothers, our grandmothers, our fathers, our uncles, and for the common good of our TEAM, we must now kill you, and your brothers.

MODS: "Honest. We ran out of gas! We had a flat tire! We didn't have enough money for cab fare! Our tuxes didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole our car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn’t our fault!!! WE SWEAR TO GOD!!!”

My balls have been deflated...

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EDIT: Couldn't help it! Hahahahaha!...congrats again! 

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