petey hodge Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) When we bought the land, did we go cheap on preparing the worksite? (like Poltergeist) Will a move back to DC rinse the stink off? Or will our level of SUCK be tied to the Dark Lord Snyder's ownership in perpetuity (despite any name changes)? I mean, what's under that field?!? Edited January 12, 2022 by petey hodge 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profusion Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 The curse is Dan Snyder, and he's very much among the living. No need to go hunting for causation. 7 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Was that the same end of the field where Gus smushed his head? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey hodge Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, profusion said: The curse is Dan Snyder, and he's very much among the living. No need to go hunting for causation. I was halfway to typing up blame for snyder on saving stadium costs, but then remembered that JKC built it. LOL Just now, spjunkies said: Was that the same end of the field where Gus smushed his head? Wasnt that in NYG? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just now, petey hodge said: I was halfway to typing up blame for snyder on saving stadium costs, but then remembered that JKC built it. LOL Wasnt that in NYG? Nope, it was at Jack Kent Cooke Stadium. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey hodge Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) I hope the GIFs get Millennial fans interested in watching their daddys' old classic movie POLTERGEIST, but sadly... we have no millennial fans bc we've been mediocre for a few generations now. And that makes me SAD. Jerry Jones is in it. And regarding Joe Judge and his comments... The movie featured Clowns too! Edited January 12, 2022 by petey hodge 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Yes. We need a young priest and an old priest. The power of Christ compels you! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Why don't we just command the curse to go away? 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profusion Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, petey hodge said: I was halfway to typing up blame for snyder on saving stadium costs, but then remembered that JKC built it. LOL The lack of ongoing upkeep on the turf and structure is all on Danny Boy. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Of course not. They made potato chips off the fertile, blessed soil that grows in the confines of the Stadium. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rook Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Pretty sure the curse is in the owner's box. The Rook 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 @petey hodgeyou realize millennials are 35-40 now? You’re thinking of gen z 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SprintBomb Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 The stadium construction was rushed to give Jack an opportunity to see it used, which he never did. Fans disliked it from day 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 It's probably a good thing we stink it doesn't hold the amount of fans it was constructed to hold. I have the feeling if that place ever got rocking again it would collapse. They probably used peanut shells as concrete filler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Yes it is. I just think Snyder has cursed the entire franchise. You can’t explain everything we’ve had to deal with over the past 22 years any other way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BatteredFanSyndrome Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I've heard rumors that the stadium sits on top of an old native american burial ground. Which is one of those rumors that sounds both totally unbelievable that was only made up because it sounds good, yet totally believable at the same time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearrock Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Yes it is. I just think Snyder has cursed the entire franchise. You can’t explain everything we’ve had to deal with over the past 22 years any other way. Well, actually a very promising theory is that the flux of the magnetic pull of the 47th parallel combined with the slight dip in the seasonal migration of the dodo viewed through the lens of the uncharacteristic explosion of stars two light years away can plausibly explain.... Nah, it's Snyder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 29 minutes ago, bearrock said: uncharacteristic explosion of stars two light years away can plausibly explain.... I just wanna say that of all the wild statements I've heard in this thread, this is the worst. Firstly, there are no stars within two light years. Proxima Centauri is roughly 4 light years out. And if there were, and one went supernova, we'd be absolutely screwed. Like Snyder naming himself head coach screwed. We'd enjoy our last home game while being liquefied by gamma radiation... ...which is precisely what I hope happens to all of us if our new name is Commanders. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 19 hours ago, ExoDus84 said: Why don't we just command the curse to go away? Because the real curse is not supernatural. Now we know the real source of Dan's money to buy the team, it was those who we thought put us under some supernatural curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Rumor has it that Michael Irvin buried a dead hooker in an end zone during its construction. I found a GIF of him recreating the drug fueled stabbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RansomthePasserby Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 On 1/11/2022 at 11:00 PM, ConnSKINS26 said: @petey hodgeyou realize millennials are 35-40 now? You’re thinking of gen z No I think he meant millennials. We’ve sucked for a long time… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 16 hours ago, ExoDus84 said: I just wanna say that of all the wild statements I've heard in this thread, this is the worst. Firstly, there are no stars within two light years. Proxima Centauri is roughly 4 light years out. And if there were, and one went supernova, we'd be absolutely screwed. Like Snyder naming himself head coach screwed. We'd enjoy our last home game while being liquefied by gamma radiation... ...which is precisely what I hope happens to all of us if our new name is Commanders. Dude. Everyone knows that the only thing gamma radiation does to you is turn you a little green. It'd actually contribute to a great strength program. The downside would be a lot of personal fouls and unnecessary roughing, but a massive gamma ray infusion may be just what this team needs to stop a team on fourth and one. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 hour ago, RansomthePasserby said: No I think he meant millennials. We’ve sucked for a long time… I was referring more to his comment about having seen Poltergeist lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 18 hours ago, ExoDus84 said: I just wanna say that of all the wild statements I've heard in this thread, this is the worst. Firstly, there are no stars within two light years. Proxima Centauri is roughly 4 light years out. And if there were, and one went supernova, we'd be absolutely screwed. Like Snyder naming himself head coach screwed. We'd enjoy our last home game while being liquefied by gamma radiation... ...which is precisely what I hope happens to all of us if our new name is Commanders. Proxima Centauri can't go supernova. It's not massive enough. It's future is a white dwarf. Like Dan Snyder. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaSkins21 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 It's a dump and there will probably be more injuries until they leave it in 2027 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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