CobraCommander

Hail to Darrell Green!

Once heard the daughter of a nasa engineer answer that all the phases of the moon are shadows created by earth during an episode of Jeopardy.

Around 2013 a bouncer at the bar I worked at in Chicago told me that within Obama’s last term the United States would dissolve into independent states and the US dollar would become worthless. I bet him 20 dollars but it seemed cruel to take money from someone that obviously needed it. He would go on to fail multiple “special forces” entrance exams. The irony is that he thought I was dumb and would talk **** about me to other people at the bar. Then there was the server that came back and asked if she could have some Kanye (as in Mr West) pepper for a table that requested it. You find all sorts of people in kitchens but the one thing you probably won’t run into is your graduating classes valedictorian. I am proof of that.

I seem to recall people saying the same thing about RG3. Something about bringing in baseball coach to teach him how to slide. My PTSD will not allow me to think this will be any different

Ask me about my wiener!

Former Nats keep dunking on us. Cold night too.

The internet ones are all a little to obvious. Every brand has a content manager making up some silliness.

If I’m not mistaken the the home side used to have views of monuments before the high rise apartments took over? I hate that the home bench is the one getting beat down by the sun. I’d much rather sit on the third base side but that’s where most away fans sit.

Does he eat beef? I need to know if I can fully engage my man crush.

Maybe he can get a happy ending to tide him over. **** that guy. I Like Drake

I didn’t know if this has been posted anywhere else but I liked this interview.

It’s a story as old as time. Saying NOBODY wanted them in VA is wrong though. At least two radio dummies with a commuter slot said they wanted it. I feel like there have to be others. Specifically the kind that hate going to the city, wear wrap around sunglasses and comment on Facebook about DEI ruining our country.

I actually think a lot of Virginia people wanted this. Grant and Danny are bemoaning it. That’s two people at least.

If we draft a QB at number 2 that can’t throw the ball deep left I’m gonna puke. Taylor Heinicke has what it takes from the neck up but couldn’t push the ball down the field to save his life, unless Terry bailed him out of course.

Absolutely terrible. RIP to all that may have lost their lives and condolences to the families.

I hope they do a better job than nationals park. Missed opportunity imo. We deserve something nice.

Those guys behind him are essentially taking a picture of his giant ass. Sickos. 🤮

What’s a Fantacist? Is that a fan that’s also a facist?

Ready to rise from the ashes like a phoenix.

I’d be happy trading up to get our QB AND LT of the future if it wasn’t for the glaring hole at CB…..but if thats our weakness on D and the rest including LBer is set, I can live with it for one year. im at the bar and probably not making much sense. But basically we can’t fix it all in one off-season

I will still be rooting for the kid even if he is a Seahawk now. He seems like a good egg.