CobraCommander

So the plan is to field another ****ty roster? Why do that? It's not like we don't have the cap space.

I don’t know how we can NOT be active in free agency. We can’t possibly fill all our holes with draft picks.

Me but with chess

Not if I bomb my interview. 😘

Oh for ****s sake. Get back on a plane to Ashburn and start working on a plan to not be ranked 32nd in the league by players. This **** goes both ways. If I’m a kid about to get drafted what is it about the Commanders that makes me want to play for you? Because right now I’d rather play for 31 other franchises based on your employee reviews.

I think a step in the right direction would be to completely overhaul Ashburn and make it a place players want to practice and fans want to watch their team at. I’m sure it’s fine and all but we need a facility to rival SEC teams facilities with the staff to go along. Just heard they got an F- for family comfort at games and team facilities. Please do better. Free agents will not come here.

They won’t sell it to them. Probably lease with taxpayer funded money for a new stadium.

RIP King.

Ah yes Miatas and Wranglers. Both known for being cars loved by gay men. Perfect for wooing women.

That was your work wife. Well I take it you’re not married. But you were her work husband. You ruined that sacred bond. Also it’s been said once in here already but….

I’ve never leased a mattress and turned it in for a new model. I say mattresses are very different. I don’t get emails from mattressemax telling me my mattress has decrease 9% in value in a month.

I understand the car market fluctuates due to demand/ supply, used car market, private sellers and increasing online auction sales. What I don’t understand was why this applied to buying a mattress. I bought one at a mattress warehouse or something like that in my twenties and I was not prepared for the hassle. There’s no used mattress market. People aren’t auctioning rare ones online for 10 times their msrp 30 years ago. to my knowledge there’s never been a shortage of mattresses. Why the hell are salesmen involved? Needless to say I’ve never been back to one of those places.

All hippies are boomers but not all boomers are hippies.

How will they afford all the cocaine?

I might take you up on that one day.

I’m my experience it can go one of two ways. If all those coaches work together seemlessly like a well oiled Michelin starred restaurant then it’s all good. But if you have disgruntled chefs and lazy chefs working side by side, it ain’t pretty. I trust Dan Quinn has assembled hard workers based on his attitude. Sprinkle in some cocaine and weed and that’s about right.

Right now I’m in corporate dining but I’ve done Italian and French restaurants and I’ve worked at hotels and catering companies as well.

Yeah well I’m an executive chef so 🤪. I can never have too many cooks.

We have a lot of chefs in the kitchen.

I was thinking more that we could ask him who he would draft and then we can not draft that person for sure.

I had a dream last night that we made it to the Super Bowl. Dan Quinn is the one. I didn’t see who our QB was or the outcome of the Super Bowl was but damn it felt real and good. I should note I take a lot of prescriptions.

Shades of RG3 crash test dummy hits.

Nvm I’m dumb

I’m excited. I don’t care what anyone says. We have a GM, we have a coaching staff that was chosen by the GM and and ownership group that doesn’t include Dan Snyder.

My man won NFL games with this dude at QB! Put some respeck on his name.