Unlike you nerds who look at stats and “film” to evaluate the top QB talent in the draft, I will be doing my tried and tested eye test.
Unlike most, my eye test is not based on highlights or game breakdowns. No sir. I simply take a look at the man’s mug and judge him solely on his face.
So that I am as impartial as can be I will be using ESPNs head shots so that there are no unwanted variables such as resting **** face or the dreaded Beyoncé face.
without further ado, here are the top five starting with number 5.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bo Nix
I said it before and I’ll say it again, this young man looks like he sells fake insurance to retired folks. I won’t be surprised to find out this guy is selling used dodge hellcats in a few years time. Hell I’d put money on it if Vegas would let me.
Probability I’d let him date my daughter. 0%
Next at number 4 we have a young man with a nice smile but something is just a little goofy, like he actually kinda reminds me of goofy.
Jayden Daniels has a nice smile though and overall he not too ugly.
Probability I’d let him date my daughter, 14%
Next is a man everyone is talking about us taking but I’m telling you there’s something about this kid I don’t trust. At number 3, Drake Maye.
Look at that smirk. So smug. It honestly probably means he’s really good and knows it, but until he proves it, I will constantly be looking over my shoulder wherever I go.
Probability I let him anywhere near my daughter -100%
Coming in at number 2 is a guy with a rather bulbous nose.
Michael Penix Jr. Lol, you said Penix. I’m sorry the man looks perfectly fine but I just can’t with that name. Also I have the same nose, so I like him.
Probability Id let him date my daughter, 75%.
And finally, da belle of da ball, Caleb Williams.
As with all my crushes, this one is yet again out of our reach. As it was with Tua and Luck, it seems to be our fate once again to get denied a date with the homecoming King.
Probability I’d let him date my daughter. 100%z