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  1. CobraCommander
    Youz/Yinz will now be my preferred pronouns. I don’t like the word commentator. It sounds like common tater which I assume is a russet.
  2. CobraCommander
    I have heard enough of these stories that I never pull into peoples driveways if I’m lost and need to turn around. I will go until I find a safe place to turn around.
  3. CobraCommander
    The misquoting of prominent figures is rampant with idiots. My old boss had a diatribe on his office door one time that was falsely attributed to Bill Gates. I ripped it off his door and threw it in the trash.
  4. CobraCommander
    I swear they just run it to his side and get chunks.
  5. CobraCommander
    I still raw dog it at the water fountain. I even cup my lips around the nipple.
  6. CobraCommander
    I started an indoor snowball fight. Thank you alcohol.
  7. CobraCommander
    I’m kind of impressed if I’m honest. Not the part where they intimidate employees and such but the forethought to steal the machinery needed to open an atm like a can of tuna.
  8. CobraCommander
    I’m still not allowed to bring up the game to my cousin. Soft.
  9. CobraCommander
    Average Joes! it’s even the right(ish) colors.
  10. CobraCommander
    Was that Skip Bayless?
  11. CobraCommander
    Bucs fans are so lame. I hate the eagles but I got no respect for the bucs.
  12. CobraCommander
    Remember when the Cowboys lost? Pepperidge farm remembers.
  13. CobraCommander
    I always like to think about the fact that Skip Bayless is Rick Bayless’ talentless hack of a brother. Rick btw is a great guy. I worked with him on a catered event in Chicago one time. You never know as a cook what kind of Chef you will get paired with. Some are tyrannical assholes. Chef Bayless is a great guy and awesome Chef.
  14. CobraCommander
    Excuse me but that was a GREAT game.
  15. CobraCommander
    I need more memes, inject them into my veins.
  16. CobraCommander
    It’s not about what you know, it’s about who you know.
  17. CobraCommander
    Dallas?
  18. CobraCommander
    Now get me Ben Johnson so I can come to completion.
  19. CobraCommander
    Hoffman or JP?
  20. CobraCommander
    Ok ok ok, I’ll play along. Whats a HOFO? Fo sex!
  21. CobraCommander
    The injury ruined him imo. We saw him flash his rookie year and not so much since his drawn out return.
  22. CobraCommander
    What a weird storm. Doesn't feel like winter weather at all.
  23. CobraCommander
    The problem with a defensive HC is you end up losing any OC worth a damn to promotion. Count me in as getting an Offensive guy as HC and hiring a DC
  24. CobraCommander
    I will note we flew southwest from dc to midway and then to Louisville and back this Christmas and did not have a single issue.
  25. CobraCommander
    I’m throwing hands my guy. On God. no cap.
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