Game Day Thread - The Legend of Taylor Heinicke at Jerruh's Aluminum Bench Emporium

[Conn]

1 minute ago, Rufus T Firefly said:

Allen and Payne.

No ****ing way really?? Last two dudes I would ever expect that from, do we know why or the context? 

[BrentMeisterGeneral]

The beauty of all of this is, it’s completely misguiding for Dallas, they’ll go to the playoffs and have to play an actual football team and of course then Mike McCarthy will revert to type and lose … happy days

[duffy]

Safe to say Milo Eifler is a bust 

[Riggo#44]

1 minute ago, PartyPosse said:

It didn’t make a lot of sense. Leave the jokes to the professionals.

I thought it was pretty clear my response was a joke. I'll work harder to live up to your expectations.

[Rufus T Firefly]

Just now, Smooters said:

This 15th year of rebuilding is not going so well. I hope they do something about this in the next 10 years.

Once more, we have NEVER rebuilt. That's really the problem. 

[Rocket442Olds]

1 hour ago, Rocket442Olds said:

At this pace after 1 quarter it’ll only be 84-0 after 4 quarters. 

So I was joking at that first quarter mark, but it might get close. 😂

[NoVaSkins21]

Dal@ss showing how much difference having a QB and dominant defense makes

[Conn]

Just now, Renegade7 said:

 

See, if you weren't watching the Matrix you would know that by now, lolz

just finished, now I’m catching up on the world I wish was actually just a simulation

[KDawg]

Just now, ConnSKINS26 said:

No ****ing way really?? Last two dudes I would ever expect that from, do we know why or the context? 

Payne poked Allen in the head. Allen swung a right hook that missed. Payne shook a little. 

[tshile]

5 minutes ago, LetMeSeeYourWarFace21 said:

Sucks..............but on a bright note, Schultz & Dallas Defense brought me back from being down 30pts, and now I have the lead in in fantasy football.....Im going to the Championship baby, cha chinnnnnng!!!

I think dallas defense got me in the finals too. Very close

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

1 minute ago, Dissident2 said:

It doesn’t matter. 
 

Snyder is the ultimate cause and always will be. There is no hope while he remains. None. HC makes no difference. 

He's the one common thread connecting all the way back to fantasy football shopping back in 1999. Even Vinny C is ancient history in this debacle.

[aszumilo]

Just now, Riggo#44 said:

Good call. I am sure top candidates will flock to one of the worst-run organizations in sporting, after **** canning a well-respected coach two years after handing him the keys to the kingdom.

 

You really thought this one out. Good job.

How does he think we got Zorn?  People wouldn't even interview and Dan had no choice

[zCommander]

Last time we got our butts kicked like this was so long ago and it was Tom Brady doing it to us. 

[Conn]

Just now, Rufus T Firefly said:

Once more, we have NEVER rebuilt. That's really the problem. 

thank you. we’ve been saying this since zorn, maybe earlier 

[Renegade7]

1 minute ago, ConnSKINS26 said:

just finished, now I’m catching up on the world I wish was actually just a simulation

 

[clskinsfan]

3 minutes ago, ConnSKINS26 said:

Wait we had guys on the roster fighting each other earlier in the game?? lol for real 

Most emotion the team showed all night. 

[tomwvr]

3 minutes ago, clskinsfan said:

That is probably the absolute worst thing we could do. We need to draft a QB. 

No we don’t with this Ol a rookie will get killed.

[Rufus T Firefly]

1 minute ago, ConnSKINS26 said:

No ****ing way really?? Last two dudes I would ever expect that from, do we know why or the context? 

Don't know what started it, but Payne literally put his finger in Allen's face (like pushed his face with it) and then Allen took a swing at him. 

[TK]

These damn benches have cursed this team

 

 

[Catatonic]

1 minute ago, SAli457180 said:

Dal@ss showing how much difference having a QB and dominant defense makes

And a semi-competent owner.

[Alexa]

2 minutes ago, Dissident2 said:

It doesn’t matter. 
 

Snyder is the ultimate cause and always will be. There is no hope while he remains. None. HC makes no difference. 

I do not like the guy but this is Ron's team.  Ron has brought in his guys. What does Dan have to do with this team besides signing checks?  He hasn't picked any of the players or coaches. This is all Ron. 

[PartyPosse]

1 minute ago, Riggo#44 said:

I thought it was pretty clear my response was a joke. I'll work harder to live up to your expectations.

It’s all I ask.

[Cooleyfan1993]

2 minutes ago, SlinginSammy HOF '63 said:

If I were Dallas I wouldn't be leaving Dak out there. They must've forgotten about last year. 

You’re like 10 minutes late, my guy. Cooper rush is in. Has been since 4 minutes left in 3rd Q

[Momma There Goes That Man]

3 minutes ago, Dissident2 said:

It doesn’t matter. 
 

Snyder is the ultimate cause and always will be. There is no hope while he remains. None. HC makes no difference. 

Rivera isn’t a good coach but this is also true. The franchise is too toxic and it all starts at the top. I doubt any coach could succeed here. 

[Csup]

2 minutes ago, ConnSKINS26 said:

No ****ing way really?? Last two dudes I would ever expect that from, do we know why or the context? 

Payne took the under