Riggo-toni Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Despite no defenders on the field, the WFT will continue to struggle in the RedZone, as Heinecke otherthrows WRs. 7 of Blewitt's 15 practice kicks will be blocked, mostly by groundskeepers who happen to walk on the field at the wrong time. The Post will provide inside information that Tanya Snyder once asked her secretary to send unedited film of the players from the locker room. Curtis Samuel will trip over Ryan Fitzpatrick's crutches, setting his recovery time back another 4 weeks. 3 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartyPosse Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I expect it to be fairly close at halftime, maybe tied. Third quarter, thanks to the saavy adjustments by the Bye's HC the ghost of Tom Landry, they end up winning on a last second 71 yard field goal by the memory of Chip Lohmiller. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Bye - 28 WFT- 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Dan continues his winning streak to about 1100 weeks straight now of still being a POS human, world's ****tiest sports franchise owner, and continuing to drive this organization into a deep, dark, steaming pile of dung. (Jesus, LTPS, tell us how you REALLY feel, why don't ya) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbunny Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, Riggo-toni said: 7 of Blewitt's 15 practice kicks will be blocked, mostly by groundskeepers who happen to walk on the field at the wrong time. Sadly one of those groundskeeper will be killed as Chris blew its head with a low kick. DC Police will then be investigating the team for murder and put Ron, Chris Blewitt, Tress "MVP" Way, the Cheeseman and Nate Kaczor in jail during the investigation. Edited November 3, 2021 by Wildbunny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 The Raiders just lost on their bye week, so cringe? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmirOfShmo Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 JDR benches Collins early in Q1 for playing up to his contract. On their 1st FG attempt, Blewitt misses the ball & kicks Tress Way in the nuts sidelining the team MVP for the day. Behind 33-0 at the half, Rivera starts Q3 with a long list of halftime adjustments. Which he then ****cans after the 1st offensive play gains -10 yards. JDR stops short of making halftime adjustments because the defense is "almost there". After losing the game, RIvera shrugs his shoulders and says, "It's only a game." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Heinicke will go hunting and bag a dozen ducks, roughly matching his average gameday duck output. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Bye 700 Team 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFK Lives Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Loser - Dan Snyder, born and bred Loser - WFT, most teams come back from the bye healthier and better, this team never does Winner - What is left of the WFT fanbase as they don't have to watch this team **** the bed and will get 4 hours of their weekend back Winner - The television viewing public, see reason above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvernon Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Honestly, a win would be as simple as a new kicker. Going out of the bye with Blewitt is a big L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 28 minutes ago, Silvernon said: Honestly, a win would be as simple as a new kicker. Going out of the bye with Blewitt is a big L. Is there anyone available? I think the Steelers signed Lambo. That leaves us with who? Eddie Pinero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvernon Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 12 minutes ago, Florgon79 said: Is there anyone available? I think the Steelers signed Lambo. That leaves us with who? Eddie Pinero? How many kickers in NFL history have had 3 of their first 4 FG attempts blocked? I don't think it can get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Silvernon said: I don't think it can get worse. Good God man. I know you're not new around here. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Silvernon said: How many kickers in NFL history have had 3 of their first 4 FG attempts blocked? I don't think it can get worse. Maybe we should just let our MVP Tress Way, execute drop kicks? https://www.profootballhof.com/the-last-dropkick/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 The last two games have been televised here in idaho so I watched under a rock...I watched the first two games so outside those 4 games I haven't had the desire to watch them play...this bye week is meh to me...I'll still watch football but just with out the worry of how bad the skins are playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veteranskinsfan Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 The bye wins. Glad they are having to practice a little this week. No trades at trade deadline is disappointing. All those high paid clowns in the front office and no results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvernon Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 43 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said: Good God man. I know you're not new around here. 75% block rate. This team used to be a factory for kickers. Just sign the next guy like they used to, and maybe one gets away, but I have a really...really hard time thinking that guy is Blewitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 The Fans - 1 The WFT - 0 There will be no broken TVs on Sunday. There will be less alcohol consumed. Families will enjoy the afternoon together without the use of any cus words. Brain cells will be in relaxation mode. Some will go golfing. Some will work on their cars. Some will work on their yard. And some will just enjoy football stress free without losing their hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mexican Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 (edited) I expect the following: At least three leaks published in mayor media outlets describing this season's turmoil inside the locker room and/or the FO. One serious player injury in a non-football related manner (shaving his man-parts, maybe?) Two suspensions for "antosocial behavior" enacted by coaches or players Bye Week: 38 WTF: 3 Edited November 3, 2021 by El Mexican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot4u Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 4 hours ago, skinsfan_1215 said: Heinicke will go hunting and bag a dozen ducks, roughly matching his average gameday duck output. Now that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Taylor will visit Gus during bye week. Butt heads and both men will be injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 WFT hopes to get players off injury list, but instead injures the rest of the OL. In sympathy, the DL feels like they need to help out the O, so for the first time this season they bail them out...by taking all the headlines reporting their bar room ball leaving 2 of them injured and the women they were fighting filing harassment charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoDeep81 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 I know Im goin out on a limb, but I actually think we can beat the bye! Skins 2 Bye 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSSkinz Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 After about 14 touches Gibson will leave the game with an injury and he wont practice again until the following Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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