Die Hard Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 18 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: I very seriously doubt that Santa & his partner were "sexualized" in the book, I would assume (yes, I know what that means) that it's explained that Santa "loves" someone. (And I would hope it's explained that it doesn't matter WHO Santa loves, just that he's lucky to have found it.) Now I know what I’m getting you for Christmas! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I’ve noticed more people are decorating for Xmas in the neighborhoods near my house, this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Rdskns2000 said: I’ve noticed more people are decorating for Xmas in the neighborhoods near my house, this year. Economy is recovering, but i've just noticed you have an Christmas inflatable in front of your house, and i couldn't be happier to hear it. Do you save all your end of the world hot takes from your doomsday fortune cookie dispenser for the internet and are actually Clark Griswold in real life? I figured you were the life of the party for political hot takes at Thanksgiving, now I'm not so sure. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Captain Wiggles Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Available Santa's Down only 10%? Question should really be why is there such an excess demand for Santa's? Up 121%? 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 On 11/27/2021 at 5:13 PM, skinsmarydu said: I very seriously doubt that Santa & his partner were "sexualized" in the book, I would assume (yes, I know what that means) that it's explained that Santa "loves" someone. (And I would hope it's explained that it doesn't matter WHO Santa loves, just that he's lucky to have found it.) Nope, I’ve read it. Santa and his boyfriend were gettin’ it on with elves while Mrs. Claus watched. Pretty hardcore stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Santa's are the new Uighurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 What a bloody war it's been. Always remember. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Now all the 'end is neigh' stuff makes sense. You recently lost both your arms and are surrounded by minions and white people (who, I assume, took your arms). Keep hope alive my brother ✊ 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 3 hours ago, clietas said: Question should really be why is there such an excess demand for Santa's? Up 121%? 🤔 They are comparing it to Santa demand in May. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 5 hours ago, clietas said: Available Santa's Down only 10%? Question should really be why is there such an excess demand for Santa's? Up 121%? 🤔 demand is to drum up business with everyone having spent the last two years becoming extra comfortable doing essentially all shopping online. anywhere parents take kids, money is spent. I’m surprise demand isn’t up more. Supply only being down 10% is the real surprise. Kids remain largely unvaccinated and mall Santa’s are usually old fat men, a high risk category. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted December 3, 2021 Author Share Posted December 3, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Quote "Mrs Trumps decorations were beautiful. " No they were the kind of decorations a psycho would put up. Totally not creepy at all. 🤪 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Dude dressed up as a giant penis for his “Christmas card”. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I see the dickhead is still illegally using the presidential seal. 18 USC 713 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Evil Genius said: I see the dickhead is still illegally using the presidential seal. 18 USC 713 I feel like the sled dumping presents on his head was a dead giveaway that it was a photoshop. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) Well ****. Me not so smrt. Edited December 6, 2021 by The Evil Genius 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) 38 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: I feel like the sled dumping presents on his head was a dead giveaway that it was a photoshop. Btw I see it as the presents are spraying from the dickhead. 😁 Edited December 6, 2021 by The Evil Genius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 2 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: I feel like the sled dumping presents on his head was a dead giveaway that it was a photoshop. Hope you're right. Although we all know that the "Donald Trump wouldn't be that big a monster" folder is completely empty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 You know it’s fake cause it’s missing the 30 foot long tie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, tshile said: You know it’s fake cause it’s missing the 30 foot long tie It's from that time he wore the tux when he met the Queen of England. At the sooper dooper fancy events he sometimes wears a bow tie. Liz getting aways as fast as a 1000 year old can. 🤭 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Yea, it was from that time they stuffed him into a tux like too much sausage into a casing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Atleast it obscures the back half of his minotaur body. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 The Washington Post's style critic, who is a fantastic writer, described Trump's white-tie tux thusly, which is one of those things that hit the nail so squarely on the head that it has stuck with me. Quote For any man to bungle white-tie dress — something so regimented, so steeped in tradition, so well-documented — he must be a man who doesn’t bother with the details, who doesn’t avail himself of ready expertise, who refuses to be a student of history or even of Google. White-tie attire is more science than art. The fit of the tailcoat is just so. Great flapping yards of the white waistcoat are not meant to hang below the jacket. The sleeves should not stretch to the base of the thumb. The jacket is not to be buttoned. And so on. White tie is fact-based. One cannot fudge it. One does not make white-tie decisions based on one’s gut, lest one end up with the gut overly exposed. The president’s iteration of white tie at the state banquet at Buckingham Palace was, in a word, a mess. The waistcoat was too long and too tight. The tailcoat did not fit. The trousers were voluminous. And the man himself looked so ill at ease in the whole unfortunate kit that his awkwardness loomed over him like Pig-Pen’s dust cloud. The visual was of a man who looked out of place — by his own hand — at a moment of high formality and ceremony intended to convey comity. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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