Jabbyrwock Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, Destino said: why does it look so wrinkled? maybe you got it wet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCB Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Holy stuff, PCS. I am in awe. The duct tape is a perfect touch. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 15 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: It’s not exactly a War ON Christmas, but my inability to wrap presents with any skill should be a war crime. In addition to the ****ty wrap jobs, I also cut myself and spilled my drink on the carpet. I stopped with one still left because I feared I would somehow start a fire. I just say a drunk elf wrapped the gift.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jabbyrwock Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, PleaseBlitz said: Dreidel Hard with a Vengeance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 On 12/14/2020 at 12:37 AM, JCB said: Holy stuff, PCS. I am in awe. The duct tape is a perfect touch. 😄 Ikr? My hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Those Santa pics on the last page look like a Christmas nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 On 12/12/2020 at 1:43 PM, Spaceman Spiff said: It's that time of the year again where I try to navigate the holiday season without hearing Paul McCartney's aural holocaust, "Wonderful Christmastime." For as long as this song has existed, I have loathed "The Christmas Shoes." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 i'll call off the war once every ceramic elf's head is on a spike THIS POST HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR SUGGESTING VIOLENCE AGAINST ELVES WHICH IS ABOUT THE SAME AS SAYING 'SHORT PEOPLE' AS THE AUTHOR WELL KNOWS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Jumbo said: i'll call off the war once every ceramic elf's head is on a spike THIS POST HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR SUGGESTING VIOLENCE AGAINST ELVES WHICH IS ABOUT THE SAME AS SAYING 'SHORT PEOPLE' AS THE AUTHOR WELL KNOWS I am extremely offended by this flag. You are basically saying all short people are elves...well I say to you that is a gross generalization... What about dwarves? Are you saying dwarves are the same as elves...because if you are then Gimli and Legolas may have words for you. And speaking of Legolas, he was an elf and he wasn't short....so are you saying all elves are short? Next you'll say that all elves live in a ****ing tree making cheap ass cookies...good cookies but still cheap... Edited December 16, 2020 by Xameil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, Xameil said: I am extremely offended i would imagine quite regularly given all your notable shortcomings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Jumbo said: i would imagine quite regularly given all your notable shortcomings See...I would normally give the quick "thats what she said" but because I know me and what she says...and usually her reaction is "wow, the long game" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Brought to you by Kirk Cameron, the man who gave us this: ...comes an event that'll take your breath away: Kirk Cameron's Superspreader Christmas Carol Palooza 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 17 hours ago, TheDoyler23 said: For as long as this song has existed, I have loathed "The Christmas Shoes." Not aware of it. But I'm not tempting fate this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Not aware of it. But I'm not tempting fate this year. listen to it once, only once. THEN find the Patton Oswald bit on it. (There’s a YouTube NSFW cartoon out there that is a 10/10.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Check Washington state and California... Which Christmas movie is most popular in your state? Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Holiday Rush? 😒 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 This is my favorite war on Christmas as Frank the Christmas Gargoyle takes on the Karen's of the world. Start at the bottom and read up as Frank improves daily to the chagrin of a traditionalist neighbor. https://www.facebook.com/Frank-the-Christmas-Gargoyle-100433311957105/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, China said: Check Washington state and California... Die hard in two states eat it @PleaseBlitz@Momma There Goes That Man Edited December 17, 2020 by tshile 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 4 hours ago, clietas said: Holiday Rush? 😒 I don’t even know what that movie is, but at least you’re not singing show tunes like DC. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 58 minutes ago, Destino said: I don’t even know what that movie is, but at least you’re not singing show tunes like DC. Had to Google it. Holiday Rush is apparently from last Xmas. Never seen Rent either and had no idea it was a Christmas musical/movie/whichevers. I always thought it was a Broadway musical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 6 hours ago, China said: Check Washington state and California... Which Christmas movie is most popular in your state? Suddenly Alaska doesn't count? Elf made the list...in Idaho. There's a "couch potato" joke in here somewhere, I just can't seem to dig it out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I recorded Elf the other night. Probably my favorite Ferrell movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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