TradeTheBeal! Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Straight raining cats and dogs out here and gonna stay that way until noon tomorrow. Guess I’ll get a little buzzed up... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 There is no Dana... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Return of the Jedi is incredible, and the Ewoks are how people like to dismiss it. I will say that the original plan of Wookies on Endor would've been too dope. What, you need THAT badass of a movie? I never had a problem with the Ewoks...little savages. One died while another mourned over top of it. That's deep. Vader's get-up was cleeeean, and James Earl Jones belted those lines extra deep. The triple-setting ending is too good. Sick, sick movie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 RotJ > ANH imo. The Empire being defeated by Teddy Bears is pretty funny tho. The Emperor alone can basically see all and controls the imperial fleet through the force but that's no match for the Care Bears. 😬 The Ewoks made that movie with Wifred Brimley where they barely defeated the local marauders so defeating the empire does seem like a stretch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 (edited) 34 minutes ago, clietas said: RotJ > ANH imo. The Empire being defeated by Teddy Bears is pretty funny tho. The Emperor alone can basically see all and controls the imperial fleet through the force but that's no match for the Care Bears. 😬 The Ewoks made that movie with Wifred Brimley where they barely defeated the local marauders so defeating the empire does seem like a stretch. They were supplementary to the other 5 protagonists. Top 6 beasts in the movies were on Endor doing the real work. #1 beast was obviously in the Death Star, having a talk with his estranged father and Dr. Phil. Hell, Chewy stole a chicken walker. That was the major turn of events. It shows how guerilla warfare works. It doesn't matter how big, tough and trained you are...booby traps and ambushes work on the best of em. But really that Empire aim is bad. Remember C3PO and R2 trotting across the hallway at the beginning of Ep4? That shoulda been it. Empire wins. Edited March 19, 2021 by d0ublestr0ker0ll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 The problem with the Ewoks is that they're not physically threatening, and they fight with sticks and stones. How incompetent must Storm Troopers be to lose to them? Plus, how worthless is their armor? Doesn't protect against lasers or stones. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: The problem with the Ewoks is that they're not physically threatening, and they fight with sticks and stones. How incompetent must Storm Troopers be to lose to them? Plus, how worthless is their armor? Doesn't protect against lasers or stones. Again, guerilla warfare doesn't judge by size or strength. It was an ambush. Giant tree trunks smashing a walker, and making a walker fall, were used as booby traps. The lil bears popped outta nowhere. They couldn't go face to face with the 15 stormtroopers guarding the only thing protecting the Death Star. They had to sneak in those traps close as HELL to the shield generator. God damn... That movie has holes. But the soundtrack... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 20 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: The problem with the Ewoks is that they're not physically threatening, and they fight with sticks and stones. They do BBQ people for din dins tho. 😬 La Muerte Peluda! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 At least The Battle for Endor gave us this this guy. Ran a 0.3 40 at the combine. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Take it to the Star Wars thread nerds. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 3 hours ago, China said: Take it to the Star Wars thread nerds. Why? Just shooting the sh**. Anyway, umm, lets see, nah there's a thread for that...there's a thread for that... He we go! Air! I love clean air. Oh wait, climate change thread. Sup yall? Been a helluva couple days for ya boy. Whew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Tough As Nails on CBS looks like a good time. After a long day at work I wanna come home and watch real garbage men competing against each other. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 I caught the last 10 seconds of a commercial for that. So all I saw was that they were hurling fat guys off the roof of a tall building, then one was getting medical attention with dramatic music, then it said TOUGH AS NAILS and that was it and I was confused. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Someone stole my chair from my office. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: I caught the last 10 seconds of a commercial for that. So all I saw was that they were hurling fat guys off the roof of a tall building, then one was getting medical attention with dramatic music, then it said TOUGH AS NAILS and that was it and I was confused. For the record: "That was it, and I was confused" is what I want on my headstone. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 20 hours ago, PokerPacker said: The problem with the Ewoks is that they're not physically threatening, and they fight with sticks and stones. How incompetent must Storm Troopers be to lose to them? Plus, how worthless is their armor? Doesn't protect against lasers or stones. Well they can't hit the broad side of a barn when it comes to shooting anything so it's not a stretch that they lost to rabid Teddy Ruxpins. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Oh boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 I need an explanation why I get drunker after I eat. I was fine then I ate a burger and then I was trashed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I need an explanation why I get drunker after I eat. I was fine then I ate a burger and then I was trashed. Those two 24oz Smirnoff Ices did you in again, huh man. You sawff. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, Chew said: Those two 24oz Smirnoff Ices did you in again, huh man. You sawff. The grape and the raspberry are damn near diet soda. There oughta be a law...but I'm sometimes glad there isn't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 28 minutes ago, Chew said: Those two 24oz Smirnoff Ices did you in again, huh man. You sawff. Let me show you how hard I can be big boy 😏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry.Randolphe Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I need an explanation why I get drunker after I eat. I was fine then I ate a burger and then I was trashed. Your body metabolism controls that. The alcohol is processed before the food. So you won't feel the full effects immediately, as you allow the alcohol to process, it does quicker. Especially carbonated drinks. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 I just gave myself brain freeze with apple juice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: Let me show you how hard I can be big boy 😏 It's always straight to the penis stuff with you. Starting to feel like that's all you see me as. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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