The Sewer That Is The GOP: With All The White Supremacists, Conspiracy Nutters, And Other Malicious Whacko Subgroups, How Does It Get Fixed?

[mistertim]

4 hours ago, LD0506 said:

 

I'm convinced that these guys are absolutely aliens wearing human skin suits. In fact, being from other planets is possibly the only even semi-logical explanation for just how goddamn insane Republicans are now.

 

That's why I vote Ted Cruz For Human President

 

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/

[PleaseBlitz]

https://www.teens4pete.com/

 

Less creepy than the url suggests. 

[The Evil Genius]

 

[dfitzo53]

9 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said:

https://www.teens4pete.com/

 

Less creepy than the url suggests. 

https://www.rudyspatriots.com/

[Dan T.]

 

 

The 12 year-old-me liked the Twitter comment "Please swap the first letters of the first and last names."

 

That's a Spoonerism we can all enjoy.

[LD0506]

[China]

GOP Senator Relaxes on Yacht in Italy as He Bashes Biden for Taking Vacation

 

SEN. RICK SCOTT is spending a portion of the congressional recess chilling on a fancy yacht in Italy, according to a report from Axios. 

 

The senator’s Mediterranean sojourn comes after he lambasted President Biden on Monday for “vacationing in Delaware vs. working at the White House.” 

 

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[visionary]

 

[visionary]

 

[Bang]

I'd imagine a tight girdle would make  arms do that.

 

~Bang

 

 

[The Evil Genius]

Truth in advertising. 😆

 

 

[dfitzo53]

That's not a real Tucker Carlson picture. He doesn't look nearly confused enough. 

[China]

11 minutes ago, dfitzo53 said:

That's not a real Tucker Carlson picture. He doesn't look nearly confused enough. 

 

That's him, that's the way he looks after he's just dropped a load in his diaper.

[Califan007 The Constipated]

 

 

[China]

Donald Trump says Democrats have "pawn" Mitch McConnell "over a barrel"

 

n a new statement, Donald Trump is once again bashing Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and his wife, former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao.

 

Trump's attack started over the weekend in a Truth Social post, where he called McConnell "broken down hack politician" who's been "helping his crazy wife and family get rich on China!"

Four days later, he went on the offensive again, releasing the following statement:

 

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"The Democrats have Mitch McConnell and his lovely wife, Elaine "Coco" Chao, over a barrel. He and she will never be prosecuted, as per the last paragraphs of this story, as long as he continues to give the Radical Left the Trillions and Trillions of Dollars that they constantly DEMAND. He was afraid to use the "Debt Ceiling Card" in order to stop the most expensive waste of money in our Country's history, to be spent on the Green New Deal, which will only cause one thing, a Depression. These expenditures are something our Country can never recover from. Mitch McConnell is not an Opposition Leader, he is a pawn for the Democrats to get whatever they want. He is afraid of them, and will not do what has to be done. A new Republican Leader in the Senate should be picked immediately!"

 

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[Fergasun]

McConnell delivered Trump all his Ws. Whaf does Trump think "has to be done"? Does he not know how this works?  

 

Sadly Moscow Mitch, just like all these other spinless Republicans will not answer the challenge to his spouse.  

[mistertim]

6 hours ago, Fergasun said:

McConnell delivered Trump all his Ws. Whaf does Trump think "has to be done"? Does he not know how this works?  

 

Sadly Moscow Mitch, just like all these other spinless Republicans will not answer the challenge to his spouse.  

 

Trump doesn't think about anything. He has no strategy or tactics. He's pure Id and reflexively attacks anyone who he happens to be angry at. Unfortunately the Republican base loves morons like that nowadays so he's never punished for it by the voters like almost any other politician would have been in the past.

[LD0506]

19 minutes ago, mistertim said:

 

Trump doesn't think about anything. He has no strategy or tactics. He's pure Id and reflexively attacks anyone who he happens to be angry at. Unfortunately the Republican base loves morons like that nowadays so he's never punished for it by the voters like almost any other politician would have been in the past.

 

[PleaseBlitz]

Man, it would be amazing if Trump managed to get McConnell removed as the Senate leader. 

[Chachie]

7 hours ago, Fergasun said:

McConnell delivered Trump all his Ws. Whaf does Trump think "has to be done"? Does he not know how this works?  

 

 

 

 

Um... Were you under some impression that he knows how this works? 🙂

[Larry]

1 hour ago, mistertim said:

 

Trump doesn't think about anything. He has no strategy or tactics. He's pure Id and reflexively attacks anyone who he happens to be angry at. Unfortunately the Republican base loves morons like that nowadays so he's never punished for it by the voters like almost any other politician would have been in the past.

 

9 minutes ago, Chachie said:

 

 

Um... Were you under some impression that he knows how this works? 🙂

[Riggo-toni]

Walker said. “They’re not helping you out because a lot of the money is going to trees. You know that, don’t you? They’re going to trees. We all love trees. Don’t we have enough trees around here?”

 

Morris fired back: “This me reminds me of that age-old question: If a tree falls in the forest and it lands on Herschel Walker’s head, would he have more or less brain damage?” 

[balki1867]

Herschel Walker is the person that we all assumed Mike Tyson was going to become.

[Califan007 The Constipated]

 

[China]

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene ‘swatted’ for second time in two days, police say

 

Police responded to a false 911 call at the home of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene early Thursday morning, the second “swatting” call targeting the Republican congresswoman in two days, authorities confirmed.

 

Two officers showed up to Greene’s home in Rome, Georgia, after receiving a call at 2:53 a.m. ET Thursday about “a male possibly shooting his family members and then himself,” according to a report from the Rome Police Department.

 

The suspect, who called through an internet chat that appeared to be a suicide crisis line, falsely told police responders that a man “came out as trans-gender and claimed they shot the family” at Greene’s address, the report said.

 

“If anyone tried to stop me from shooting myself, I will shoot them,” said the caller, who gave officers the name Wayne Greene and warned that “they would be waiting for us,” according to the police report.

 

Afterward, the department received a second call from that suspect, who was using a computer-generated voice as they claimed responsibility for the incident.

 

The suspect “explained that they were upset about Ms. Greene’s stance on ‘trans-gender youth’s rights’, and stated that they were trying to ‘SWAT’ her,” the police report said.

 

Greene had introduced a bill in Congress last week that would make it a felony to provide gender-affirming care to transgender minors.

 

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Shoulders?

 

 

Edited August 25, 2022 by China