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I dont watch alot of these hearings but this one seems to be particularly off the rails. Lots non answers and lots of frustration from the people asking the questions (help with the correct term for these people asking questions?) 

 

 

33 minutes ago, mistertim said:

 

I think Comey might be different. First, he isn't currently under Trump like the others testifying now are. Second, from what we've heard via people who know him, Comey has a bit of a bone to pick with Trump, and has also been personally insulted by him. I certainly don't expect him to opine on whether or not Trump is guilty of obstruction (he'll just defer to Mueller and his investigation on that and say it isn't his place to come to any sort of legal conclusions). However, I can easily see him directly contradicting Trump about whether he said he wasn't under investigation and saying that he believed in his interactions with Trump about Flynn, etc that Trump was definitely attempting to pressure him into dropping the investigation.

 

We will see tomorrow I guess. I would like for it to work that way, but I get the feeling that hes going to give us more of the same. 

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Donald Trump wants to charge retailers a fee for accepting food stamps as payment from the poor

The food stamp fee would be re-assessed every five years
Budget office predicts $2.4 billion in new revenue from the fee, which is seen hurting independent grocers more than big chains

Separately, the Trump administration is proposing $191 billion in cuts over the next decade to the food stamp program

 

Poor people and small businesses get rekt.

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32 minutes ago, tshile said:

Yup.

 

There seem to be some with this opinion there will be earth shattering stuff here. I hope they're right, but I don't think they are...

 

I had hoped. But im coming back to reality the more i listen to these people speak. They are all the same bird and at the end of the day I expect them to sing a pretty similar song. 

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47 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said:
Poor people and small businesses get rekt.

 

No one should be surprised. Trump has never cared about small businesses in his life. His track record proudly shows this. 

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4 minutes ago, PF Chang said:

That Washington Times article is pathetic. I know the whole newspaper is a joke but....wow. Conservative media honestly can't get any dumber. 

 

Was thinking the same thing. Aint they the same group that made it a point to go right because everyone else seemingly went left? 

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15 minutes ago, PF Chang said:

That Washington Times article is pathetic. I know the whole newspaper is a joke but....wow. Conservative media honestly can't get any dumber. 

 

 

The Washington Times is only good as toilet paper.

13 minutes ago, Llevron said:

 

Was thinking the same thing. Aint they the same group that made it a point to go right because everyone else seemingly went left? 

 

Moonie paper.

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Here is an updated list of descriptive phrases to use when typing "Donald Trump." Some work better before the name, e.g., "poorly trained circus orangutan Donald Trump" and some work better after, e.g., "Donald Trump, bloated spawn of a Penn Station ashtray and Nickelodeon slime."  

 

I present this as a public service. Pardon the length...

 

Donald Trump,

- Pumpkin-flavored arsenic marshmallow

- rancid bag of half melted circus peanuts

- Ambulatory merkin

- rotting pumpkin time-lapse

- Rancid salmon filet

- a toupee someone found in a garbage can and stapled to a sweet potato

- Poorly trained circus orangutan

- Flopped over traffic cone

- Pencil-dick wall builder

- Sentient used car commercial

- Rejected holiday carrot cake

- Deranged moldy grapefruit

- Room temperature Sunny-D backwash

- Enraged over-ripe pineapple

 

- Cursed Siberian werewolf trapped in an Orangutan’s body

- Exhaustive child

- $4 billion puddle of tinted moisturizer

- ever worse human and godsend

- Wonka factory escapee

- Open-Faced Quesadilla

- Idiot billionaire and face of YouTube’s popular “Annoying Orange”

- Noted Asshole

- Asshole-American

- Ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

- shrunken apple head

- decomposing ear of corn

- permanently open mouth

- Verbal Billionaire

- deflated basketball

- cartoon plutocrat

- sentient overripe pear

- melted creamsicle

- fluffy bouffant

- gaping mouth with a hairpiece

 

 

- oozy lather of absurd hyperbole

- dick-nosed baldy

- perpetual asshole

- serially bankrupt business mogul

- television clown

- bloated spawn of a Penn Station ashtray and Nickelodeon slime

- legitimate hairstyle choice

- anthropomorphic caterpillar

-toupee’d buffoon

-bloviating billionaire

-Enlarged pee-splattered Sno Cone

-idiotic rich man

-vibrating Bologna loaf

-Deflated football

-Dried up orange

-Human embodiment of hotdog filling

-Toupee-wearing Orangina ****hole

-sentient bottle of self tanner

-short-fingered vulgarian

 

 

-Rancid tangerine

-Rejected Richie Rich Villain

-Corndog that escaped from the state fair

-GOP Presidential candidate and Bone-in Ham

-Walking sun dried tomato

-Presidential candidate and human Kewpie doll

-Adult male baby with the combover and personality of a 30 pound toddler

-Melting pig carcass

-Human cystic acne pus

-Millionaire and disgraced racist

-What would happen if a caps lock key was granted one wish and that wish was to come to life.

-Fabulist cheddar critter

-Unrepentant Bigot

-Ralph Steadman illustration come to life

-Noted Donald Trump enthusiast

-Grimacing Cheeto Fart

 

 

-Everyone’s Favorite Screaming Steamed Carrot

-Cursed Halloween Mask

-Presidential candidate and bag of flour

-Enraged animated creamsicle

-Woody Allen impersonator and Incessant Tweeter

-Time-displaced Sopranos extra

-Melted candle impersonator

-Bloviating caricature of a businessman

-Disgraced Pope impersonator

-Cable News Fever Dream

-Delusional Cheese Creature

-Lint-crusted dried apricot

-Mud clotted welcome mat

-Melting Businessman

-James Bond Villain/Republican Presidential Candidate

-Aspiring social media intern

 

 

-Drunk Monopoly man

-Cranial bee sting victim

-Stupid, racist clown

-Lint-covered sentient Cheeto

-Man-sized sebaceous cyst

-billionaire Siberian Tiger hairball

-Shriveled apricot

-Empty popcorn bag rotting in the sun

-Heat Miser with a heart of coal

-Man-shaped asbestos insulation board

-Aggravated giant duckling

-dusty barrel of fermented peepee

-gilded dildo

-usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps

-degloved zoo penis

-Miss Cleo cosplay enthusiast

 

 

-bargain bin full of yellowing Jean-Claude Van Damme movies

-big orange buffoon

-Normal-looking human man and entirely credible choice as future leader of the free world

-overripe pumpkin from Halloween 2007

-Our nation’s loudest cheesy puff

-a dishrag that on closer inspection is alive with maggots

-Perpetual embarrassment

-Candied yam riddled with moldy spider carcasses

-wilted turkey skin puppet

-chewed-up furball

-petulant slice of stinking, festive ****-pie

-hairpiece come to life

-orange-tufted sentient troll doll

-Actual buffoon

-Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels and presidential candidate

-Gross fat loser

 

 

-the shriveled pinto bean you had to pluck out of your Chipotle burrito basket

-orange gasbag

-Enraged Gak spill

-overinflated piss-blimp

-The orange beast

-Pumpkin flavored arsenic marshmallow

-Poorly trained circus orangutan

-A Flopped-Over Traffic Cone

-a fascist golem made of flypaper

-Orange Clown

-a deeply stupid person: a crude, nasty, bloviating man always willing to shout himself hoarse about terrorist Muslims, rapist Mexicans, probably-menstruating Fox hosts

-orange lunatic

-Chester Cheetah Impersonator

-American hate leader

-a tiny piece of dried cat poop that you found in your rug

-talking combover

 

 

-Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator

-Fuzzy Meat wad

-Decomposing ear of corn

-Rich idiot

-Noted Troll

-Soggy Burlap Sack

-Bag of toxic sludge

-Your next President and Ruler for life

-A brightly burning trash fire

-impoverished urchin

-Aggressively Stupid

-Great Judgement-Haver

-Hair-plug swollen with rancid egg whites

-inside-out lower intestine

-decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by viscous albino squirrels

-lead paint factory explosion

-lumbering human-like tardigrade

-fart-infused lump of raw meat

- anthropomorphic sweet potato

- racist haggis

 

 

- tragically unfinished Muppet

- neon-tinted hellion

- bulbous, reality TV-produced anti-Christ

- half-sentient rotting Halloween pumpkin

- sloshing styrofoam takeout container filled with three-day-old mac and cheese

- Cheeto Mussolini

- a buffoon; a bigot; a hater of women; a demagogue; an actual hot dog that speaks

- blustery, ****-talking gabagool Foghorn Leghorn

- rich orange-tinted walrus

- talking fart cloud

- racist pile of melted candy corn

- Inane Facebook forward come to life

- Cheeto-dust-dipped sentient potato sack

- willfully cretinous spray tanned ignoramus

- marigold-colored ball of excrement

- mentally unstable, pustulous sack of orangutan feces who most Americans wouldn’t trust around the collection plate at church

- burnt wonton covered in scarecrow pubes

- unrepentant non-Republican more likely to read Penthouse than the National Review
- shouting, shriveled piece of dried mango

-  bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant galaxy

- over-microwaved sweet potato- vulgar olive loaf

- America’s rage boner

- bald eagle

- vulgar yam

- huckster

 

 

- seagull dipped in tikki masala

- flatulent leather couch

- a pair of chapped lips superglued to a hairball

- ignorant, ridiculous man who doesn't know **** from tunafish about anything beyond where to find good-quality, child-sized gloves

- half-fermented bezoar

- sun-kissed ass plug

- goose down pillow bathed in menstrual blood

- mountain of rotting whale blubber

- an enraged, bewigged fetus blown up to nightmarish size

- bursting landfill of municipal solid waste

- sputum-filled Orange Julius

- gangrenous gaping wound

- racist, sexist block of aged cheddar

- oversized wasp exoskeleton stuffed with old mustard

- neo-fascist real estate golem

 

 

- abandoned roadside ham hock

- bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant galaxy

- monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Span

- a walking pile of animated roadkill

- heaving carcass

- stately hot dog casing

- swollen earthworm gizzard

- narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho

- yellowing hunk of masticated gristle

- human/Komodo dragon hybrid

- blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran

- “taco truck”

- a man who could one day become the first hobgoblin to enter the White House

- horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler

- malignant corn chip

- human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat ****

 

 

- the sculpture your 3-year old made out of soggy ground-up Goldfish snacks

- a man with the hair of a radioactive skunk

- roiling Cheez Whiz mass

- cryogenically frozen bog man

- a glistening, shouting gristle mass with a history of saying terrible and stupid things

- screaming giant cheese wedge

- Republican frontrunner and 250-pound accumulation of rancid beef

- Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch

- temperamental gelatinous sponge

- sentient hate-balloon

- a Rumpelstiltskin inflated with a bike pump and filled with bacteria

- self-tanning enthusiast

- parental pile of burnt organic material

- human-shaped wad of Gak

- walking irradiated tumor

 

 

- uncooked chicken breast

- KKK rally port-a-potty holding tank

- neon-tinted hellion

- a plentiful field of dung piled into the shape of a presidential candidate

- malfunctioning wind turbine

- seeping fleabag

- a sticky, grabby, Cheeto-hued toddler with no sense of adult comportment

- figurative rubber, and also literal rubber

- a carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine

- sentient waste disposal plant

- a disappointment

- poorly-drawn fascist

- racist teratoma

- lamprey eel spray-painted gold

- a hair that you pluck, causing a cluster of hairs to sprout in its place

- sunken, corroding soufflé

- nacho cheese golem

- undead tangerine

- a cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad

- fossilized meatball

 

 

- horking mole-creature suffering from radioactive spray-tan

- tattered Craigslist sofa

- a fully-grown Monopoly dog carefully balancing a sponge cake atop its head

- Play-Doh factory explosion

- a new superfood made of finely-ground clown wigs

- unkempt Troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar

- orange bean bag chair with an old cat sitting on it

- the Nickelodeon splat

- Cheeto Jesus

- A vile stain on this Republic

- bat**** crazy crypto-fascist who destroyed the GOP

 

- flabby Fascist

- our Nation’s wealthiest fetal pig

- oversized yellow gummy bear with teeth

- tiny-fingered banshee coated in slug mustard

- mannequin covered in a chicken-skin robe hidden in the basement of a grown man who collects minion

- Jaundiced Jabba the Hut with a dead Ewok strapped to its head

- Spraytanbraham Lincoln

- a pile of faux-leather designer handbag knockoffs

- half-empty bag of rancid tapioca

- extremely rude ham hock

- French onion soup fart

- melted Claymation villain

- congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

- bewigged orange penis ejaculating hate and stupidity

 

- marlmalade hellbeast

- floppy sack of rancid chicken fat

- overboiled ham

- impacted molar

- Donzi scheme

- Orange Asspimple

- The Great Obfuscator

- orange spray-painted port-a-john

- orange pustule

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@Dan T.  I just spent 20 minutes taking pics of my screen and sending 'em to a co-worker. 

Also have another co-worker who just got back from Israel on a school trip...she hates that ****er so much, and as an 18-year-old, she actually understands the world and his idiocy, she's a very bright girl and had been there for about 3 months, so he got back before her.  She was humiliated beyond belief.  Said he got laughed at so hard, no one took him seriously, the pomp was just that (Saudis did NOT respect him with the big ceremony,  just gave him something to make him happy & keep him occupied for a while, like a little kid.):ols:

I got more details, but honestly I was laughing so hard that snot was coming out of my nose & I had to run to the ladies' room...she followed me with, "And you won't believe......."

So glad to have her back from there tho...I was worried the entire time she was there.

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Good to see Trumps approval ratings going into the ****ter. Wonder though if they ever dip below 30%. Even Nixon had 30% of the population that stuck with him to the bitter end. 

 

 

Damn 64% disagree with Trump on Climate change. Still he don't give a **** about the Paris Agreement. #Leadership 

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