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      We’re still doing this?  Absolutely!  Despite all the compelling reasons to just let everyone go home and enjoy and extended offseason, this is not an option.  The games must be played, and therefore we the long-suffering fans will feel compelled to watch.  Even games no reasonable football fan would choose to watch like, for example, today’s Redskins Jets game.   

      Today’s convergence of sadness features the 30th ranked scoring offense (Jets 14.4 ppg) versus the 32nd (Redskins 12.0 ppg).  The first team to 15 wins!  With no playoff aspirations the compelling story lines for this game are largely limited to watching young players (hopefully) develop.  Dwayne Haskins gets his first home start and Derrius Guice is back from injury.   
       
      My, reasonable, goals for today’s game:  
      1- Score a touchdown 
      2- Score more than 17 points.   
      3- Haskins throws for 200 yards or more with no interceptions  
      4- Guice runs the ball at least 10 times and finishes at 3.5 yards per carry and healthy.  
       
      Hoping for a win at this point feels like setting myself up for disappointment, so I’m happy to settle for an entertaining loss.  
       
      Special thanks to @pez for some excellent Guinness beef stew.  If you absolutely have to stand in a frozen parking lot at 9am, the best place to do it is at the Extremeskins Tailgate with Pez and @Huly.  Great fans, great people. 
       
      The Redskins have declared for the following players as inactive: 
      Paul Richardson  
      Colt McCoy 
      Deshazor Everett 
      Chris Thompson  
      Ross Pierschbacher 
      Vernon Davis  
      Tim Settle  
       
      The Jets declared the following players as inactive  
      Nate Hairston  
      Darryl Roberts  
      Paul Worrilow 
      Matthias Farley  
      CJ Mosley  
      Jordan Willis  
      Leo Koloamatangi 
       
      1st Quarter - Redskins 0 - 6 Jets
      If you wanted to sit in the cold and watch a football game with some Jets fans at FedEx, but were worried that there were not enough seats available, I have good news.  There’s plenty of space available, so come on down and prove you’re a real fan by sitting though this in person.
       
      Jets dominated the 1st quarter even though they only scored 6 points.  The reason being that Washington managed only 13 yards of offense and a single first down.  
       
      Question: Is it still a check down pass if the QB never looks at anyone else?
       
      2nd Quarter - Redskins 3 - 20 Jets
      The Jets have achieved an insurmountable 13 point lead early in the 2nd quarter.  All hope is lost.

      Is there a more perfect example of the Redskins offense than their first scoring drive in the 2nd quarter?  Interception gives the Redskins the ball on the Jets 16 yard line.  They proceed to march 10 yards backwards before kicking a field goal from the Jets 26.  It's perfect.  Two or three more field goals we can call it a day. 

      The Jets score again and if feels like they are are just piling on at this point.  Three touchdowns in the first half for them, just three points for the redskins.  Our streak of no touchdowns has now extended to 15 quarters. 
       
      3rd Quarter - Redskins 3 - 20 Jets
      There is a spider slowly descending from the ceiling in the press box and it's the most interesting thing that's happened during the third quarter of this game. 
       
      I have decided to allow the spider to live, provided it does not touch me.  I'm off to get some more caffeine. 

      4th Quarter - Redskins 17 - 34 Jets
      The first wave of Redskins fans, the few that are here, started streaming towards the exits after that 4th Jets touchdown.  As if the Jets didn't have this game wrapped up in the 2nd quarter. 
       
      Jet have now more than doubled their average points per game and have matched their season high of 34 points (and they missed two field goals in this game). 
       
      TOUCHDOWN REDSKINS!  THE DROUGHT IT OVER!  Guice took a short pass from Haskins  all the way to the house.  2 point conversion is successful on a pass from Haskins to Quinn. 
       
      The Redskins score another touchdown!  This feels like an embarrassment of riches, even if we are still certain to lose this game. 
       
      End of Game.
       
      Let's review those reasonable goals I mentioned earlier:
       
      1- Success.
      2- Close enough, I'm counting it
      3- Haskins did throw for over 200, but unfortunately did have an interception. 
      4- Guice was not given the opportunity to run the ball ten times today.  He did however score on a 45 yard TD pass and finish the game healthy.  I'll take it.
       
      Even though the Redskins lost, it was good to see the offense show some faint signs of life and end the streak of games without a TD.  The team looked competitive for much of the second half, and perhaps they could have made this a fun game if they carried that same energy throughout.  It was good to see Guice and Mclaurin show out today.  I think both of them have a future with this team that I look forward to seeing. 

       
       

       
       
       
       
       
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All Things Star Wars Thread -- Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

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The Big Reveal:  

 

Palpatine is Anakin's father.  Every single Skywalker kills his father.  One per movie.  Happens more often than blowing up the Death Star.  

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2 hours ago, Larry said:

The Big Reveal:  

 

Palpatine is Anakin's father.  Every single Skywalker kills his father.  One per movie.  Happens more often than blowing up the Death Star.  

 

There are no more dads left to kill

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4 hours ago, ClaytoAli said:

Or sister, Booty Phat maybe?

A sister would not be a clone.  You disappoint me.

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17 minutes ago, PokerPacker said:

A sister would not be a clone.  You disappoint me.

 

She identifies as a sister.  

 

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48 minutes ago, PokerPacker said:

A sister would not be a clone.  You disappoint me.

X-23 would like to have a word with you...

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28 minutes ago, Renegade7 said:

X-23 would like to have a word with you...

*duck duck goes to X-23*

Damn it, Stan, didn't you know what cloning is?

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On 8/24/2019 at 12:37 PM, MisterPinstripe said:

Boba wasn't a Mandalorian, duh. 

I cannot wait for the Obi Wan series.

 

Neither was his "father" Jango. Jango was a human adopted by Mandalorian warriors. Besides, a lot of the clans of the Mandalorians fight against the empire.

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^^^^^^^^^^  The Internet has too much GD time on its hands, confirmed.

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1 hour ago, Hersh said:

I'm saying that last scene is a dream sequence.

 

Could be a dream, it could be a clone or maybe Rey has a twin the Emperor got to.  There was a lot of cloning stuff they did in Dark Empire with the Emperor cloning himself to come back.  Not sure if they'll go there.  

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35 minutes ago, drowland said:

 

Could be a dream, it could be a clone or maybe Rey has a twin the Emperor got to.  There was a lot of cloning stuff they did in Dark Empire with the Emperor cloning himself to come back.  Not sure if they'll go there.  

 

They better not.  And I heard the Vader breathing, did they clone him, too.  Jeez, is he still alive, we gonna get a scene with him and Luke where Luke is like "I'm sorry I didn't come look for you, I thought you would be dead", "It's okay, I really should be, but Disney..."

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I’m going with Rey is a lab created body to house Palpatines power and spirit. That is her identify. She likely has Skywalker, Palpatines and Kenobi DNA. This particular one, was thought to be defective and dropped onto Jakuu however she somehow still had immense natural force ability due to the cloning process and her dna and eventually fate found a way and brought her into the fight ultimately becoming the last Jedi. 

 

Then a newer clone succeeded in hosting palpatine and that is who we see in the trailer. 

 

I have a feeling she may sacrifice herself to save Kylo at some point, turning him in the process and he finally defeats the emperor for good, fulfilling the Skywalker legacy as its last member while he also dies in the process. 

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I'm wondering if dark-side Rey (a clone) is Kylo's new apprentice. Seeing as Snoke is dead and Kylo is the new Sith master,

he'll need to take on an apprenctice in IX, won't he?

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On 8/24/2019 at 3:37 PM, MisterPinstripe said:

Boba wasn't a Mandalorian, duh. 

I cannot wait for the Obi Wan series.

He immigrated as a clone of his father and became a citizen the right way.

 

You Nationalist have no shame!

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7 hours ago, Mournblade said:

I'm wondering if dark-side Rey (a clone) is Kylo's new apprentice. Seeing as Snoke is dead and Kylo is the new Sith master,

he'll need to take on an apprenctice in IX, won't he?

?????? I thought neither Snoke nor Kylo were Sith.

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Looking forward to The Mandalorian. Bill Burr's bald head is in the trailer, Billy Bounty Hunta!

 

 

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On 8/24/2019 at 3:37 PM, MisterPinstripe said:

 I cannot wait for the Obi Wan series.

 

Why? His story has been told already. Not just in the Prequels, but in the Clone Wars TAS. Ad nauseum. 

 

The Mandalorian seems far more interesting. 

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