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Rhodus333

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A pleasantly cool December breeze

Spreads excitement and anticipation

The Giants are coming

 

The clock strikes 8:30

Goosebumps on my skin

It's gametime

 

Revenge on our minds

Victor Cruz abuses Redskins secondary

Never again

 

Robert Griffin III fumbles

Josh Morgan scores

Tonight is our night

 

JPP sees Alfred and the ball

Forced fumble and adulation await

But only a dream

 

Griffin strikes Garcon

The Redskins win

Oh to be happy in December again

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Lavar and McNabb

You call that an interview

He should talk to you?

 

Where did that come from?

Do they just want to complain?

media mancrush

 

next controversy?

I bet its about RG

and talk radio

 

Where's Ken Beatrice?

Someone that really knew sports

"You're next on sportscall"

 

Does this mean I'm old

"Things were better in my day.

Now get off my lawn!"

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Griffin on one knee

Dallas is ready this time

Won't get beat again

Ware always confused

Griffin or Morris with ball

Can't make the right choice

Morris rushing champ

Two hundred yards, three touchdowns

NFC East champs

Hail to the Redskins

No more basement, only first

Time for the playoffs

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Ok---can't pass up this opportunity to simply wait for the first  "Dallas week" to post one of my traditions (and since we have many new members in the past couple month).

 

Dallas Fan Haiku

BEAUTY 

Naked in repose 

Silvery silhouette girls 

Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE 

A painful sadness 

Can't fit Big Screen TV through 

Double-wide's front door 

OPTIONS 

Unemployment's out 

Hey, maybe I can git on 

Disability 

BLAZE 

Distant sirens scream 

Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with 

Gasoline again 

A NEW MOON 

Flashlights pierce darkness 

No nightcrawlers to be found 

Guess we'll dig some frogs 

EXUBERANCE 

Joyous, playful, bright 

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle 

Of old motor oil

ALONE 

Seeking solitude 

Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for 

Restraining order

DESIRE 

Damn, in that tube-top 

You make me almost forget 

That you're my cousin

HATRED 

I curse the rainbow 

Emblazoned upon his hood 

Damn Jeff Gordon

DRAMA 

Set the VCR 

Dukes of Hazard Marathon 

Starts at 9 o'clock

DEPRIVED 

In Wal-Mart toy aisle 

Wailing boy wants rasslin doll 

Mama whups his ass

NO SIGNAL 

White noise, buzzing static 

Call Earl; the satellite dish 

Needs new descrambler 

IMPOUNDED 

Sixty five dollars 

And cyclone fence keeps me from 

My El Camino 

GATHERING 

In early morning mist 

Mama searches Circle K for 

Moon Pies and Red Man 

PRIDE 

Grinning, he displays 

The nine hundred beer cans that 

Fill his pick-up bed

This is super-excellent Haiku.  Thanks.

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