Urgent, urgent! Somebody must tell Dan and Zorn that the Skins cannot, at any point in time, wear burgundy tops at home.
When was the last time we had success wearing burgundy jerseys at home? Anyone?
When was the last time we won the Super Bowl in burgundy jerseys?
When we wore burgundy jerseys in the Super Bowl, what was the result?
When did the wheels come off last season? After the Steelers game. What did we wear at home? Yep, burgundy jerseys. But it wasn't just bad, because Dan and Zorn inexplicably allowed the team to wear BURGUNDY PANTS with the burgundy jerseys!!!1! It was double-burgundy double bad. It was like Body Bag Game bad. It was embarrassing bad.
From here on out, I will assume any person advocating burgundy jerseys at home is an anti-Skins fan. There is simply no other reason to support burgundy jerseys at home except to guarantee the failure of the Washington Redskins.
If you love your Skins, please, please call into one of those Snyder-owned shows and demand that the host of said show tell Dan and Zorn directly that our team CANNOT WEAR BURGUNDY JERSEYS AT HOME!! It is freakin' suicide. If somebody does this and provides me audio proof, I will paypal him or her $2. Seriously.