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Rhodus333

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Im bored out of my skull waiting until monday for more football, i need some distractions lol. I'll start it off

Tired of RG3

Talking about his hurt knee.

Bring on Michael V.

With Orakpo back,

Eagles colors? Blue and Black.

Massive. Sack. Attack.

Running game looks slow,

But remember the AL-Mo

From Cowboys last show.

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Ok---can't pass up this opportunity to simply wait for the first  "Dallas week" to post one of my traditions (and since we have many new members in the past couple month).

 

Dallas Fan Haiku

BEAUTY 
Naked in repose 
Silvery silhouette girls 
Adorn my mudflaps


REMORSE 
A painful sadness 
Can't fit Big Screen TV through 
Double-wide's front door 


OPTIONS 
Unemployment's out 
Hey, maybe I can git on 
Disability 


BLAZE 
Distant sirens scream 
Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with 
Gasoline again 


A NEW MOON 
Flashlights pierce darkness 
No nightcrawlers to be found 
Guess we'll dig some frogs 


EXUBERANCE 
Joyous, playful, bright 
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle 
Of old motor oil


ALONE 
Seeking solitude 
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for 
Restraining order


DESIRE 
Damn, in that tube-top 
You make me almost forget 
That you're my cousin


HATRED 
I curse the rainbow 
Emblazoned upon his hood 
Damn Jeff Gordon


DRAMA 
Set the VCR 
Dukes of Hazard Marathon 
Starts at 9 o'clock


DEPRIVED 
In Wal-Mart toy aisle 
Wailing boy wants rasslin doll 
Mama whups his ass


NO SIGNAL 
White noise, buzzing static 
Call Earl; the satellite dish 
Needs new descrambler 


IMPOUNDED 
Sixty five dollars 
And cyclone fence keeps me from 
My El Camino
 

GATHERING 
In early morning mist 
Mama searches Circle K for 
Moon Pies and Red Man 


PRIDE 
Grinning, he displays 
The nine hundred beer cans that 
Fill his pick-up bed

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Haikus do not rhyme

You should be knowing this now

And eff John Mara

 

They do not have to

But rhyming haikus are fine

Far more difficult

 

 

Trent William's club hand

Wrapped in fifteen pounds of tape

Use it as a weapon

 

Bacarri Rambo

Great name for a strong safety

Makes me want more rum

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Just signed Sturdivant

what can he not do

 

To all the new and the ones coming back

Toast 

 

When Kerrackpo, the front, the Newb B. Jenkins, Rambo, Merriweather, and even Minnifiled when they take the field

they going to make people scream dude

 

Whats going to happen with a high flying offense with a defense

Mara will just try another way to intruse

 

Dont even know what haikus is

just thought it was some funky rhyme, have some fun and I stink at it

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