Rhodus333 Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Im bored out of my skull waiting until monday for more football, i need some distractions lol. I'll start it off Tired of RG3 Talking about his hurt knee. Bring on Michael V. With Orakpo back, Eagles colors? Blue and Black. Massive. Sack. Attack. Running game looks slow, But remember the AL-Mo From Cowboys last show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Is this a question Real confusing thread title Haiku there/smile face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poman Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Burgundy And Gold We Pay Homage To The Old This Season Is Ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Mazda 626 A strong hand upon the wheel The drive continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Redskins would be passing game shall carve up the field whittle by whittle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laxpck Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Now that Vinny's Gone Even the worst news is like Optimism rays Post Hawks News Scorn coach Don't let the kid drive; now its How dare you stop him Cousins R G 3 Young Quarterback depth is good For skins fans yippee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Stopped by a bad knee Returning starters on D Unfinished buisness McNabb. Colt. Health. White Don't retire that five jersey Just burn it instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 Is this a question Real confusing thread title Haiku there/smile face My apologies A quick edit made with ease This thread aims to please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Roses are red Violets are blue Mara is a conniving cheating little weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 They don't trust you dog You the man. You are a boss. Please taze them all bro. I know who you are Number ninety-one, outside. Make them care again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 Secondary rooks Will be seeing lots of looks Better hit the books Cant wait for awesome Slings to Davis and Paulson. Cross routes blossom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 My apologies A quick edit made with ease This thread aims to please Haikus do not rhyme You should be knowing this now And eff John Mara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 Haikus do not rhyme You should be knowing this now And eff John Mara I had no idea Oh well, we can keep it loose Like Mara's ethics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrelgreenie Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 the preseason toil glimpse into future success unscathed and healthy our success remainsfree safety and london's back-uprun defense pass rush media invention false reports of discord still one team all in week 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBass1724 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 We are super smart Say a prayer for Bob's knee I'm a gym teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Season of changes Arguing about backups Instead of starters Meriweather back Madieu is also gone Safety play abounds Hankerson starting No more drops; only touchdowns Offense can't be stopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Ok---can't pass up this opportunity to simply wait for the first "Dallas week" to post one of my traditions (and since we have many new members in the past couple month). Dallas Fan HaikuBEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflapsREMORSE A painful sadness Can't fit Big Screen TV through Double-wide's front door OPTIONS Unemployment's out Hey, maybe I can git on Disability BLAZE Distant sirens scream Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with Gasoline again A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll dig some frogs EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oilALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining orderDESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousinHATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood Damn Jeff GordonDRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazard Marathon Starts at 9 o'clockDEPRIVED In Wal-Mart toy aisle Wailing boy wants rasslin doll Mama whups his assNO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; the satellite dish Needs new descrambler IMPOUNDED Sixty five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man PRIDE Grinning, he displays The nine hundred beer cans that Fill his pick-up bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulSkin Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Brainwashed quarterback Proclaims Philly bitterman Shut up now has been QB with own thoughts Expresses playing desire Clearly he hates coach 4th string garbage time Preseason shine like a star First rounder in trade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Haikus do not rhyme You should be knowing this now And eff John Mara They do not have to But rhyming haikus are fine Far more difficult Trent William's club hand Wrapped in fifteen pounds of tape Use it as a weapon Bacarri Rambo Great name for a strong safety Makes me want more rum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 prima donna issue little chickens falling skies so "just win, baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Norv Turner. Jay Cee. Redskins failed experiments Pity Cleaveland fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 The line moves as one Zone blocking scheme clears a path Lichtensteigering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Get Haikus right guys Five-seven-five syllables This is fifth grade stuff Don't have any work Be on ExtremeSkins all day Thinking up haikus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm0409 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Just signed Sturdivant what can he not do To all the new and the ones coming back Toast When Kerrackpo, the front, the Newb B. Jenkins, Rambo, Merriweather, and even Minnifiled when they take the field they going to make people scream dude Whats going to happen with a high flying offense with a defense Mara will just try another way to intruse Dont even know what haikus is just thought it was some funky rhyme, have some fun and I stink at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Ammo needs some help Someone count his syllables And get back to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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