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  1. CrypticVillain

    The "Re-Opening" the Economy Thread

    Sorry, Mary. I'm around.
  2. Both... I guess during this quarantine, I’m going to find out how much tree I can smoke and how much sex I can have.
  3. Scientists should do a case study on Marriages between an introvert and an extrovert during this pandemic. I knew this joint would be tough on my wife. I don't think the bamma's gonna make it... It's only April 6th.
  4. I've been seeing this take a ton... I just don't understand. The plan is clear and Rivera said it in his first press conference. I can almost guarantee that almost everyone he's brought in has been "culture-changing" type players. I was watching a Louis-Pierre interview last night and it dawned on me that the top-priority is probably to rebuild the locker-room with some grinders and that may enhance the young talent on the team. I don't mind the frugalness.
  5. CrypticVillain

    Tua Tagovailoa doesn't understand Rule 8 & needs to fix this

    That's not gonna go anywhere. That's just how kids around here act nowadays. It's like pseudo-swag or something. I guess because I'm an "oldhead" now, I can pick up on that type. What I've seen Haskins do or say isn't any different than most of the kids I've run into over the last few years in the DMV. Having said that, I think it's very encouraging that he's been in the facility a ton over the last month or so. I don't think it's ridiculous. I just think it'll be a waste. And on top of that... INSTANT QB Controversy. I'm so over those lol What would you do KD? I might have missed it looking over the thread...
  6. CrypticVillain

    Tua Tagovailoa doesn't understand Rule 8 & needs to fix this

    If that's the best reason you have for not wanting to keep Haskins it's a weak hill to die on. Trubisky was the second overall pick too... Chicago already wants to get rid of him. That's why I can't fathom taking a risk on an injured QB when you see that Haskins last two games he was able to produce. His last game against the Giants, you can see things started to click. The only other option with the number two pick should be to trade back. There's no way anyone can convince me that drafting another QB when it looks like you already have a decent QB on the roster. Haskins wasn't that bad that and Tua isn't that good... AND HE'S INJURED! lol
  7. CrypticVillain

    Tua Tagovailoa doesn't understand Rule 8 & needs to fix this

    No one has seemed to answer this basic question when I ask it... Is Tua really THAT much better than Haskins that we should pass up on Young? I don't think he is. Healthy or not. We actually saw a rookie QB grow as the season progressed and some want to throw it away because Tua is supposedly a better more superior QB? Again, even if he is, the equation is super simple. Haskins and Young > Tagovailoa.
  8. They do that and I'll make sure my big ass can bike from Temple Hills, MD to Falls Church, VA somehow!
  9. My first "live” memory of the Redskins happened during an event when I was three years old I think. I was playing on the phone with my one-year-old niece at the time. We ended up calling the police. Of course they came and I got in as much trouble as a three year old could. I remember the Redskins playing and that big yellow CBS Sports banner with the blue letters along the bottom of the stands. It was early 1992, so I’m thinking it could have been the playoff game against the Falcons. I hate the fact that during our last dominant run that I was being a nuisance to the DC Police. After that my memories were just hearing names like Richie Pettibone, Mark Ripken (I remember being kind of blown when he went to the Rams) Terry Allen, Norv Turner, and of course Heath Shuler and Gus Frerotte. But my first real live game memory was a game against the Lions that we won in OT with a Darrell Green pick-six. Apparently that was in 1995. (This just made me realize how deep I go back with this team. It’s crazy. )
  10. CrypticVillain

    The "Ask a Mechanic" Thread

    Hello, I humbly come to you once again with a car question. My wife crashed our 2010 Equinox. It's all but totaled, to be honest with you... Does anyone have a method of finding the best place to sell a vehicle for parts in the DMV?
  11. Your Picks: Round 1 Pick 2: Chase Young, DE/OLB, Ohio State (A+) Round 3 Pick 33 (N.E.): Colby Parkinson, TE, Stanford (A+) Round 3 Pick 38 (PITT): Ben Bartch, OT, St. John's (B+) Round 4 Pick 2: AJ Green, CB, Oklahoma State (C-) Round 4 Pick 7 (CAR): Julian Blackmon, CB/FS, Utah (A) Round 4 Pick 18 (PITT): Evan Weaver, ILB, California (C-) Round 4 Pick 19 (N.E.): Chase Claypool, WR, Notre Dame (A+) Round 4 Pick 29 (PITT): Anthony McFarland, RB, Maryland (C+) Round 4 Pick 38 (COMP): Damien Lewis, OG, LSU (B-) Round 5 Pick 2: Bryce Perkins, QB, Virginia (B-) Round 7 Pick 2: K'Von Wallace, FS/SS, Clemson (A) Round 7 Pick 15: Nick Buchanan, C, Florida (B+) They said this was a C Draft... I don't buy it....
  12. CrypticVillain

    ***2019-2020 NBA Season Thread***

    Hold up... I thought the ball may have slipped. Nah, that bamma missed the whole basket!!!
  13. CrypticVillain

    ***2019-2020 NBA Season Thread***

    Man... Did anyone just see that clutch play by Brown?
  14. Think my only ban was back in 2013 after the playoff game against Seattle. I just wanted to blow off some steam. I needed a week off anyway.