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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..  She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:   

" Rome?  Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome.  So, how are you getting there?" 

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"   

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome  ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's  Tiber River called Teste."   

"Don't go any further. I know that place.  Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him.  He'll look the size of an ant.. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." 

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .  

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..   

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" 

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."   

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.   

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."   

"Oh, really!  What'd he say ?"   

He said: "Who ****ed up your hair?"

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2 hours ago, Riggo-toni said:

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My ex-FIL owned it in the 80s. 

He owned The Lemon Peel too, the female club that's hosted more bachelorette parties than any other "establishment" in Atlanta. 

You could smell the vomit from across the road. 

In the daytime. ?

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Was in a meeting today and somebody said something soooooo GD stupid I accidentally let out a quick one of these:

 

hdch

 

My manager caught me, but instead of the "stop that, don't do that", she gave me the "I know, right?" look and went in on they ***.

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11 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

Anyone here watching The Americans?  Anyone?  Bueller?

 

Last nights episode was awesome!  

 

I think I watched part of the Pilot way back when, but never got around to the actual show regularly. Not enough hours in the day, and now that episodic tv shows sprout up like weeds (another show I missed) I'll probably catch it when it when I'm diet old and retired, with **** else to do but watch tv and fart all day

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20 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

Anyone here watching The Americans?  Anyone?  Bueller?

 

Last nights episode was awesome!  

 

I watched the previous seasons on Amazon Prime. My cable subscription doesn't include it when I changed in December. 

 

So waiting with bated breath for it to appear on Prime.

 

What a great show! I binge watched the previous five seasons and I think it's one of the best shows I've seen in a long time.

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37 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said:

 

I watched the previous seasons on Amazon Prime. My cable subscription doesn't include it when I changed in December. 

 

So waiting with bated breath for it to appear on Prime.

 

What a great show! I binge watched the previous five seasons and I think it's one of the best shows I've seen in a long time.

 

Next weeks show is the series finale.  This weeks episode was bananas.  Not shaping up how I predicted which makes it even better.  

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45 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said:

 

Next weeks show is the series finale.  This weeks episode was bananas.  Not shaping up how I predicted which makes it even better.  

 

Cool! Thanks for not posting spoilers, I am anticipating this last season so much. Such a great show, storyline, character development by the writers and actors. Totally believable.

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2 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said:

 

Cool! Thanks for not posting spoilers, I am anticipating this last season so much. Such a great show, storyline, character development by the writers and actors. Totally believable.

 

By the time the last season comes up on Amazon I'll be ready to watch from start to finish all over again.  I thought I saw that Keri Russell was up for an award for that role, as she should be.  She's fantastic.

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