PF Chang Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 We've had some characters here over the years. ProBowler Teaches Math McD5: The Oracle of ES Any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I can think of a few, but they're lost in an archive somewhere. Kefka - a fundamentalist Muslim who may have been the first person to be banned. Wacky Ralph - unbeknownst to the ES community, he was actually a Cowboys fan trying to make it as a comedy writer, and apparently logged on here whenever he got writer's block. Tastelessly feigned his own terminal illness at the end when he got tired of it. Atlanta Skins Fan - professional statistician who made some interesting football arguments but was a truther, and adhered to other nutty conspiracy theories. Ken - the ultimate conspiracy theory nutjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 The one where that guy was on his cell phone...his soon to be ex wife had butt-dialed him and he was listening in on her conversations about how she was going to screw him in the divorce or whatever. That had to have happened close to 10 years ago but it was hysterical. He was live-blogging her every step on here, it was great. There was also that Jewish guy that kept thinking Jay Fiedler was going to be our savior. That guy was hilarious, too. And good ol' MSF. Miss that guy and his antics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Any thread by the Tampa guy Pittman4Two ?sp?. All classics. Strawberry Milk and a mop. ask MSF. Some classics indeed between fans of other teams and Redskins fans started some serious laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Ah man, how could I forget Pittman4Two? He was hilarious! And which poster was it who had the cheerleader "beauty contests" where he managed to find the homeliest looking 3 on whatever squad we were facing that week, and posted a poll where we had to pick one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuler74 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 There was a guy a couple years back that started a thread about how some girl he could not get and he couldnt believe it.....cant find the thread to save my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Westbrook36 BigMike619 Couple of the OG homies off the top of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, shuler74 said: There was a guy a couple years back that started a thread about how some girl he could not get and he couldnt believe it.....cant find the thread to save my life... That guy is probably me lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Who am I thinking of that was genuinely taken aback and surprised that he was wrong to be taking pics (some upskirt IIRC) of gal's his local Wallmart? That was one laugh a minute hilarious thread with the responses. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I joined when "Would Shanny Tank the Season?" was the top thread, in 2011...I STILL MISS THE BLACK SCREEN. Where's the "Ask A Girl" thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 2 hours ago, spjunkies said: That guy is probably me lmao. No it wasn't you. This guy fancies himself a stickman and saw a ravens fan at a tailgate but she wouldn't put out to him so he became obsessed over her and a little brat about it. Pretty sure it was 100% fake but still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 I would be curious to see a list of threads I started over the years. There are many that I remember that I can no longer find with a search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Jthor if I remember correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Strawberry Milk and a Mop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PF Chang Posted June 22, 2017 Author Share Posted June 22, 2017 I forgot about jthor... can't find the thread either but it was something like "this chick has GOT ME." I miss MSF too. He was Dwight Schrute before The Office existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 I don't know how many others thought it was epic, but i did so love kicking around the folks who would come in to argue with me in my Danny Smith Has To Go Thread. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 I'll never forget the thread I started asking if we should lose our last home game in order to get a higher pick (which ended up being RGIII). I remember just being outright demoralized from the results, think it got closed as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Colony Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 12 hours ago, China said: I would be curious to see a list of threads I started over the years. There are many that I remember that I can no longer find with a search. China's threads scare me. And I've said this before, but I think you must have an RSS feed that alerts you to every single bat**** crazy thing out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornaSkinsFan83 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 The Ask MSF a Question thread is the greatest thread in message board history 15 hours ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: No it wasn't you. This guy fancies himself a stickman and saw a ravens fan at a tailgate but she wouldn't put out to him so he became obsessed over her and a little brat about it. Pretty sure it was 100% fake but still Oooh I know exactly what you're talking about. Think it was some girl in his class and she kept turning him down or something. The whole board just killed that dude. The women (yes they existed then) especially. I don't think it was fake. I think he was just young, dumb and full of ****. That was definitely a classic. Top 5 for me for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PF Chang Posted June 22, 2017 Author Share Posted June 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, BornaSkinsFan83 said: The Ask MSF a Question thread is the greatest thread in message board history Ask MSF a Question Thread Only made it to his second post before I laughed -- "I'm decommissioning the Ignore List for this thread..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornaSkinsFan83 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, PF Chang said: Ask MSF a Question Thread Only made it to his second post before I laughed -- "I'm decommissioning the Ignore List for this thread..." The man is a national treasure. Btw it was me and Who Del who got him to start that. We were so goddamn fascinated by him. Drunk as **** and just bugging him in other threads to find out more. Then he'd put us on ignore and we'd PM him crying to take us off just to bug him some more when he did. So that thread was the compromise. Man those were the days. I'd kill to know what he is up to these days. Kinda surprised he isn't a mass shooter by now (probably the only time I can say such a thing with love). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 The season is over.... Was a great thread started in the 2008 season after our first game, which was a loss to the Giants. The stadium was full on trud about how bad we were. The OP wrote a ghost post that made it seem like we were down on the team, but the ghost text revealed his true intentions. The board bought it, hook, line and sinker. (ghost text - back before the format switch and mobile interface, the background was black and the text was white. You could make a post, and change the color to black in order to hide any text, aka ghost. That way, you could make posts in jest but let those "in the know" be aware that you weren't serious about your outlandish statements.) Actually, the proper term might be ninja... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve09ru Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 I miss the ones where someone would start a thread about a personal issue or experience and a new thread would be started, forget by who, playing the role of the other person in previous mentioned thread. The first one that happened had me cracking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 20 hours ago, Gibbs Hog Heaven said: Who am I thinking of that was genuinely taken aback and surprised that he was wrong to be taking pics (some upskirt IIRC) of gal's his local Wallmart? That was one laugh a minute hilarious thread with the responses. Hail. Think that was ix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
“Misdirection” Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Eli's Drunk Pic Paloffs are Now Babe Drafts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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