Conn Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 21 minutes ago, Lombardi's_kid_brother said: We could get a Golden Retriever to play quarterback. Just as a stop gap. It could be fun. the rules don’t specify that you can’t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 8 minutes ago, Conn said: the rules don’t specify that you can’t Thats the premise for a real bad movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Hey the Air Bud movies were awesome af 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 34 minutes ago, Lombardi's_kid_brother said: We could get a Golden Retriever to play quarterback. Just as a stop gap. It could be fun. We could name him "Keanu"....I'm in. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Consigliere Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 18 hours ago, Conn said: Not so sure about that. Defense can’t get worse. QB production can’t get worse, efficiency-wise. Running game will by default be better. Roster will improve, schemes will be better, gameday coaching will improve. Morale will be higher. Would be surprised if they produce a similar amount of wins as this dead dog Rivera team that gave up less than halfway through the season. 7+ wins could be achievable even if they tear he roster apart more than people expect—either way there will be lots of turnover. But even tearing it down to the studs they could win more than 4-6 games. I think the defense could get worse if Allen or Payne get hurt. I think McLaurin is just getting older, not better, Dotson could go either way, I would assume better, but yeah, the ugly truth of it is to me, cratering was probably this year, but considering how better positioned most other squads are around us, I don't expect much better than this year. I'd put the ceiling at 7, the expectation at probably 5.5, and the floor at 3.5. I suspect Vegas will put our win total at somewhere between 5.5-6.5 depending upon free agency, draft and hire. Every single positional cohort on this team is below average or worse other than DT. It's a pretty terrible situation to start from, but at least the F.O. is facing it, rather than trying bs half measures. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballZombie Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 11 minutes ago, Die Hard said: Thats the premise for a real bad movie. Lets not say regrettable things 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Spiers Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 35 minutes ago, Lombardi's_kid_brother said: There is a non-zero chance that Typer Spiers is a troll account I set up in the middle of the night but have no memory of. It's Tyler Spiers, and no I am not a troll. I've been a fan since watching the Skins win the 82 Super Bowl sitting on my grandfather Jimmy Roach's lap in the deep South of Richmond, Virginia. He was not only a WW2 vet, but he went back to fight in the Korean War losing both his eye and three of his fingers. His greatest pleasure was watching the Skinny Mammas. His second greatest pleasure was taking out his glass eye and putting it inside his mouth and growling at me like Marlon Brando in the Godfather. So yeah, pretty much a super fan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 18 minutes ago, The Consigliere said: I think the defense could get worse if Allen or Payne get hurt. I think McLaurin is just getting older, not better, Dotson could go either way, I would assume better, but yeah, the ugly truth of it is to me, cratering was probably this year, but considering how better positioned most other squads are around us, I don't expect much better than this year. I'd put the ceiling at 7, the expectation at probably 5.5, and the floor at 3.5. I suspect Vegas will put our win total at somewhere between 5.5-6.5 depending upon free agency, draft and hire. Every single positional cohort on this team is below average or worse other than DT. It's a pretty terrible situation to start from, but at least the F.O. is facing it, rather than trying bs half measures. This is why I think this season felt like the floor. The players were unmotivated, the coaching, gameplanning, and playcalling was terrible—not just bad but actively working against themselves. The roster bad, yeah, but also mostly underperforming. And they still were in many of the games that they lost until the very end. With almost no contributions from their rookie class, and negative contributions from their meager FA class. I stand by the idea that it’s going to be hard to be worse unless they surprise everybody and truly tear everything down to the studs. They’ll be playing an easier schedule as well, hypothetically. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Its hard to be worse than what we were this year. We could literally run the exact same roster back with a new staff and probably win at least a couple more games. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 43 minutes ago, Tyler Spiers said: It's Tyler Spiers, and no I am not a troll. I've been a fan since watching the Skins win the 82 Super Bowl sitting on my grandfather Jimmy Roach's lap in the deep South of Richmond, Virginia. He was not only a WW2 vet, but he went back to fight in the Korean War losing both his eye and three of his fingers. His greatest pleasure was watching the Skinny Mammas. His second greatest pleasure was taking out his glass eye and putting it inside his mouth and growling at me like Marlon Brando in the Godfather. So yeah, pretty much a super fan. Not doing much to dispel the LKB burner possibilities here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Acre Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lombardi's_kid_brother said: We could get a Golden Retriever to play quarterback. Just as a stop gap. It could be fun. That's absurd. Goldens are so effing friendly. You want a bulldog back there. Or maybe a St. Bernard. How do you sack a St. Bernard? You don't. You open his cask and take a drink. Yeah, get the D drunk and then send the bulldog in after halftime. I think we're onto something. As far as Fields, he sucks. Let it go. 53 minutes ago, Tyler Spiers said: It's Tyler Spiers, and no I am not a troll. I've been a fan since watching the Skins win the 82 Super Bowl sitting on my grandfather Jimmy Roach's lap in the deep South of Richmond, Virginia. He was not only a WW2 vet, but he went back to fight in the Korean War losing both his eye and three of his fingers. His greatest pleasure was watching the Skinny Mammas. His second greatest pleasure was taking out his glass eye and putting it inside his mouth and growling at me like Marlon Brando in the Godfather. So yeah, pretty much a super fan. If you weren't taking sides in the "I like Sonny/I like Billy" wars, you ain't a real fan. (Disclaimer: I liked Joey) Edited January 18 by Dark Acre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJD2 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, Tyler Spiers said: It's Tyler Spiers, and no I am not a troll. I've been a fan since watching the Skins win the 82 Super Bowl sitting on my grandfather Jimmy Roach's lap in the deep South of Richmond, Virginia. He was not only a WW2 vet, but he went back to fight in the Korean War losing both his eye and three of his fingers. His greatest pleasure was watching the Skinny Mammas. His second greatest pleasure was taking out his glass eye and putting it inside his mouth and growling at me like Marlon Brando in the Godfather. So yeah, pretty much a super fan. Not gonna lie. One of my favorite posts ever on this site 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 4 hours ago, Warhead36 said: Sorry, I'm just against acquiring bad QBs. Especially ones that not one but two excellent highly regarded coaches have said "nah, no thanks" to. Probably fair to mention that one of those coaches tied his wagon to Geno Smith and found himself unemployed shortly thereafter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 30 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Probably fair to mention that one of those coaches tied his wagon to Geno Smith and found himself unemployed shortly thereafter. Yeah, imagine the possibilities? Heine was out there after all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
method man Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 5 hours ago, Lombardi's_kid_brother said: We could get a Golden Retriever to play quarterback. Just as a stop gap. It could be fun. We should sign Snyder to play QB and give him Stephon Heyer, Tyler Polumbus, Casey Rabach, Trai Turner and Wes Martin as his OL Edited January 18 by method man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Probably fair to mention that one of those coaches tied his wagon to Geno Smith and found himself unemployed shortly thereafter. Trading for Russell would be galatically stupid, but I laugh when people tell me that I have to bow to the decision making ability of someone like Sean Payton who: 1. Got that facelift, and 2. Attached his family's financial future to the decision making abilities of Jameis Winston. Also, there is a very good chance Pete Carrol is going to be doing a weekly spot on the McAfree show next year where he blames Global Warming on the Jews or something. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philibusters Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Good video that gives you a feel for how PFF QB grades work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Skins Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 6 hours ago, Jumbo said: We could name him "Keanu"....I'm in. Why don't we go the whole hog (not deliberate honestly) and get Keanu Reeves to QB and rename ourselves the Sentinels. Great name and I bet we win more games than last year's shower. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 6 hours ago, Conn said: the rules don’t specify that you can’t Really? Because it seems like I could train a German Shepherd to be a pretty nasty defensive end on passing downs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballZombie Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 3 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Really? Because it seems like I could train a German Shepherd to be a pretty nasty defensive end on passing downs. Amazing if you could. Otherwise he would be too effective Can't exactly tell Killer to go maul the QB w/o drawing some kind of roughing penalty. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWJ Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, philibusters said: Good video that gives you a feel for how PFF QB grades work Well, isn't LaFLeur from the Shanahan tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 hour ago, philibusters said: Good video that gives you a feel for how PFF QB grades work tiebreaker goes to Stroud for no helmet hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88Comrade2000 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Looks like Jerry going to extend Dak for 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 4 minutes ago, 88Comrade2000 said: Looks like Jerry going to extend Dak for 2 years. Basically has to, the way his contract hits the cap this year was designed to lead to an extension 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 14 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Really? Because it seems like I could train a German Shepherd to be a pretty nasty defensive end on passing downs. 21 hours ago, Lombardi's_kid_brother said: We could get a Golden Retriever to play quarterback. Just as a stop gap. It could be fun. Which one of you is Clinton Portis and which one is Mike Vick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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