Cooleyfan1993 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 7 hours ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said: Trump would have made a better GM.... So would my grandma, that’s not exactly saying much 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, Cooleyfan1993 said: So would my grandma, that’s not exactly saying much 😂 I love my Gram...but she would’ve made Kirk Cousins the highest paid QB of all-time. Fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Trump as GM/President of the Skins: - (Presser) "We had a beautiful draft. it was the most perfect draft, they were saying 'We've never seen a more perfect draft'..." - Would seek the spotlight so much he would make Jerruh Jones look like a hermit - Would be on the sidelines during games, just standing there - Would call Chris Russell, Grant Paulsen, and 106.7 guys the "lamestream sports media" and would only do interviews with Larry Michael - Would try to go over the cap continuously - Would fire anyone who is competent and fill their positions with cronies and family members - (Presser) "At the combine, there was a guy... I didn't see him, but I was told about him...he ran so fast, it was like--the guys timing him thought their clocks didn't work. He was--I think they may be testing him for performance-enhancing drugs like bleach, I dunno. Do you know, Doug?... Maybe we should have our players take some bleach. Did you ever take bleach when you were winning the Super Bowl, Doug?... Doug is a really famous quarterback." - Every 6 months would try and convince Snyder to move the team to a city with a Trump hotel or golf resort nearby - Redskins would file for bankruptcy Allen as POTUS: - Would only give State of the Union address - Would never do a presser during the pandemic, would send out his underlings to talk to the press instead - Would wipe out the deficit in 2 years, with a ton of social services getting a budget of $127 per year - (To foreign leaders) "The culture in America is damn fine" - Coors light in all White House refrigerators - Would break his "no pressers" rule and do 32 press conferences if the number of Covid deaths dropped by 12 for one day - Would not accept the resignation of anyone who wanted to quit and work elsewhere - Would only do interviews with news media outlets overseas - Would promote a National Harvest Fest Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrilbo67 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 28 minutes ago, Califan007 said: Trump as GM/President of the Skins: I mean-- the one entertaining part would be that every time something didn't go the team's way, he'd start conjuring up crazy conspiracy theories about how Roger Goodell, the Maras and the Rooneys are all conspiring against him. When that failed, he's just go on personal attacks about Kate Mara's acting, or how the Giants switched sidelines in the 1950s because frail little Wellington Mara got a cold once. And nicknames... oh the nicknames would be glorious. "Rub n' Tug Robert Kraft," "Gloryhole Jerrah Jones," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, wrilbo67 said: I mean-- the one entertaining part would be that every time something didn't go the team's way, he'd start conjuring up crazy conspiracy theories about how Roger Goodell, the Maras and the Rooneys are all conspiring against him. When that failed, he's just go on personal attacks about Kate Mara's acting, or how the Giants switched sidelines in the 1950s because frail little Wellington Mara got a cold once. And nicknames... oh the nicknames would be glorious. "Rub n' Tug Robert Kraft," "Gloryhole Jerrah Jones," Oh, God, the nicknames he would toss out as GM lol 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Trump and Snyder would be a match made in the ninth circle of hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Trump should have his balls cut off. Bruce should have to eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 2 hours ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said: Trump should have his balls cut off. Bruce should have to eat them. Then Bruce should have his balls cut off, and Trump should have to eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoustonSkin Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Really wanted to vote for Allen, but well you know, Trump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Reparations Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 That's just asking to be photoshopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 10 hours ago, Califan007 said: Oh, God, the nicknames he would toss out as GM lol 😂 I could definitely see him ridiculing "Sleepy Fred" on Twitter for not hustling on several plays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 20 hours ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said: Trump should have his balls cut off. Bruce should have to eat them. Good lord but that's a visual. 🤮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 I haven't met either one..neither of you have met them either...maybe bruce but hell either one of these guys could be my best friend as far as I'm concerned..but theres never tellin cause I'll never meet them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, bakedtater1 said: I haven't met either one..neither of you have met them either...maybe bruce but hell either one of these guys could be my best friend as far as I'm concerned..but theres never tellin cause I'll never meet them... Absolutely not. Donald Trump is an open book. I could never be friends with that compulsive-lying narcissistic asshole even if he weren't ruining the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, PokerPacker said: Absolutely not. Donald Trump is an open book. I could never be friends with that laying narcissistic asshole even if he weren't ruining the country. Weather women/men are liars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I love the president of the United States. I've loved every president of the United states scince I was borned in the greatest country on earth. Going through the draft that we just went through knowing we could have had 2 1st round picks and the trent saga wayyyyyyyy behind us makes me absolutely hate bruce allen with out having to meet him. Pokedpacker the president isn't a liar..weather forecasters are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, bakedtater1 said: I love the president of the United States. I've loved every president of the United states scince I was borned in the greatest country on earth. If you're really drunk, I'm with you there at least. Or getting there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, Mooka said: If you're really drunk, I'm with you there at least. Or getting there. No...I dont drink..I am stoned tho...like super baked.. I'm actually over in the funny pictures and video threads whatever and there's the clip of the three cats looking out the door at the bird and the dog walks up behind the cats and starts barking and scares the cats and they jump I can't stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 And that, kids, is why you stay away from drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c slag Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Both are incompetent at thier jobs, But Bruce Allen never tried to take away anyone's rights to vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakedtater1 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 9 hours ago, PokerPacker said: And that, kids, is why you stay away from drugs. Yeah and alcohol is much better for you..marijuana is not a drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Bruce is actually a better politician than Trump. The Redskins are a better run organization than the Federal Government at the moment. Take that History! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, bakedtater1 said: Yeah and alcohol is much better for you..marijuana is not a drug. Yes it is, so is caffeine, that doesn't make either crack. Anyways, once upon a time, Trump with the Redskins might of been hilarious. Like Home Alone 2 Trump or USFL Trump. Now, can you imagine him on the Cheerleader trip? He probably would've "good people on both sides" the Sean Taylor murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Renegade7 said: Yes it is, so is caffeine, that doesn't make either crack. Anyways, once upon a time, Trump with the Redskins might of been hilarious. Like Home Alone 2 Trump or USFL Trump. Now, can you imagine him on the Cheerleader trip? He probably would've "good people on both sides" the Sean Taylor murder. If we could work out a deal where he is the Owner of the Skins if he gives up the Presidency that would actually be awesome. Or QB. I would enjoy watching that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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