PleaseBlitz Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 When we moved into our current house, the previous owners had objectively terrible taste. As one example, the half bath off of the main living area was painted Hello Kitty pink and was decorated with burlesque-style bras. I am not joking, it was unspeakable. Upon moving in, the minute all of our **** was physically in the house, my wife said something the the effect of "if that is a different color tomorrow, you can buy any ****ing TV you want." Needless to say, that bathroom is now a benign shade of blue and I had a brand new 75" Samsung that you could watch from across the street. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 24 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: The best paint job is one I don't have to do. I refuse to paint anymore, i tell her to hire someone. Just now, PleaseBlitz said: When we moved into our current house, the previous owners had objectively terrible taste. As one example, the half bath off of the main living area was painted Hello Kitty pink and was decorated with burlesque-style bras. I am not joking, it was unspeakable. Upon moving in, the minute all of our **** was physically in the house, my wife said something the the effect of "if that is a different color tomorrow, you can buy any ****ing TV you want." Needless to say, that bathroom is now a benign shade of blue and I had a brand new 75" Samsung that you could watch from across the street. You're onto something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 All my friends and colleagues have been getting into this sports gambling venture it's high time I start joining in. I will probably start small and stay small as I already make enough with two jobs but a little side hustle won't hurt lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 So the bar across the street from me, Butts and Betty's, owner had an interesting conversation with me today. The original owner, "Butts" was retired Navy. His daughter owns it now and doesn't have any kids to pass the bar on to. She really wants to retire and says she just doesn't have the time for the place. She wants me to make her an offer. I told her to go first since she asked me. I'm a devote atheist but is scary. Almost too meant to be, I almost want to go to church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Butts and Buzz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 24 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Butts and Buzz? New username: TheGreatButts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Betty Buzzed my Butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Buzz and Mandy's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: Buzz and Mandy's Not enough butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Just now, PokerPacker said: Not enough butts. Buzzette has that covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: Buzzette has that covered. Nope. New name for her is Buttezze. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 31 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: Not enough butts. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 I just checked the Yelp page for Butts and Betty’s and I’m pretty excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Do you got experience running bars @TheGreatBuzz it seems like a strange to ask a relative stranger than just moved to the area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 hour ago, The Evil Genius said: https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Seymour_Asses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 A loft on the plaza in old town Albuquerque for Ms 12ths bday which is Cinco de mayo. Ragtime off the balcony and a tap room with ****tails across the way. I'm a hero 😎 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 5 hours ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said: Do you got experience running bars @TheGreatBuzz it seems like a strange to ask a relative stranger than just moved to the area? I'm a Sailor so I have a lot of experience inside of bars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: I'm a Sailor so I have a lot of experience inside of bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Been watching a lot of Japanese baseball every morning. Lot of good prospects we could pick up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Prius rebrand was inevitable because they no longer had the market lock on tiny sissy ass economy vehicles...but rebelious? Moving the other direction of "sheep"? Have several seats, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 King Charles looks very old and inbred. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 The memes are going to be epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 26 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: King Charles looks very old and inbred. Rude, imo. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 All that was missing was a Crown Royal kiss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 30 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: King Charles looks very old and inbred. Old and inbred?! In *my* European royalty? I won't stand for it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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