Califan007 The Constipated Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt at night on this stuff. Caddyshack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, China said: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Animal house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Phone's ringing dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, clietas said: Phone's ringing dude. The Big Lebowski "I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it – I’d recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he’s extremely dangerous. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Jedi Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?" "That was like 8 years ago, asshole" "People don't forget." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Really surprised people haven't gotten mine. Two of them are from really popular movies. (Although granted, this crowd apparently has trouble with Blazing Saddles.) I've put the answers in a spoiler in my post. Suggest others do so as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gibber Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 8 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: You’ll get nothing and like it! Caddyshack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busch1724 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "You know how I know that you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like Coldplay.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 58 minutes ago, Larry said: Really surprised people haven't gotten mine. Two of them are from really popular movies. (Although granted, this crowd apparently has trouble with Blazing Saddles.) I've put the answers in a spoiler in my post. Suggest others do so as well. That's a good idea...(yeah, I got all of yours wrong lol). I think everyone should put the answers in spoiler text in their posts. Just added my answers to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purbeast Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 This is one of my all time favorites and probably the easiest one in here. "Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep." "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Now, you will go to sleep!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I don't remember how to hide comments on mobile, but it really shouldn't be necessary. "Do you like apples?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers!" Spoiler Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmirOfShmo Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Person 1: Why the hell you need ball bearings for? Person 2: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course. ... It's all ball bearings nowadays. Spoiler Fletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 17 minutes ago, gbear said: "I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers!" Reveal hidden contents Ghostbusters Good one. Although I prefer "Is this a trick question?" and "Y'know, Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head." "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoCommiesGo Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Busch1724 said: "You know how I know that you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like Coldplay.'" 40 year old virgin. Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "The price is wrong, ****." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, purbeast said: This is one of my all time favorites and probably the easiest one in here. "Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep." "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Now, you will go to sleep!" 10 minutes ago, DogofWar1 said: "The price is wrong, ****." Both of these are from Happy Gilmore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 32 minutes ago, EmirOfShmo said: Person 1: Why the hell you need ball bearings for? Person 2: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course. ... It's all ball bearings nowadays. I should know this one... 15 minutes ago, GoSkinsGo said: 40 year old virgin. Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property. Spoiler Tucker and Dale vs Evil? lol... 11 minutes ago, DogofWar1 said: "The price is wrong, ****." Spoiler Happy Gilmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "As you know drugs are money." "Wait, I thought time was money?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "ahhrgh"? Spoiler Hot Fuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 hours ago, purbeast said: This is one of my all time favorites and probably the easiest one in here. "Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep." "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Now, you will go to sleep!" Happy Gilmore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "Son.....you got a panty on your head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justice98 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoneMessedUp Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "Sure, sure I heard of grits. I've just never actually SEEN a grit before." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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