Califan007 The Constipated Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 You can play fast and loose with the definition of "comedy" lol...it can also be a dialogue segment instead of one line. Anyway, I'm gonna see if I can guess the movie and see how well I do--everyone else can guess too, obviously. And they don't have to be the funniest lines, can be any line...although try to at least make it a line that would be specific to the movie you're quoting and one that you found funny (since it's comedies we're quoting). Also, if you're guessing don't google the answers lol... I'll start with a few... "Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" *************** Person 1: Now, tell me how you are going to introduce yourself. Person 2: What? Oh, well, I'll probably say something like "Hello there, Mr Larrabee. I'm Howard." Person 1: You are not. Person 2: "I am not Howard..." Person 1: You are not going to say "Hi, my name's Howard." Anyone could say that! Anyone! Person 2: Anyone named Howard. *************** "Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War." Spoiler 1. Real Genius - 2. What's Up, Doc? - 3. Zach and Miri Make A Porno - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Person 1: I had no idea you could milk a cat! Person 2: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Person 3: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 “A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.” “When?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 My father was fond of saying you need three things in life – a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I’ve never had much use for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, CousinsCowgirl84 said: Person 1: I had no idea you could milk a cat! Person 2: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Person 3: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? I hate that this is the only one I know so far. Meet the Parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I'm picking "favorite movies", not "best trivia". "Laugh while you can, monkey boy!" "Have you considered piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts." "We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of." Spoiler Buckaroo Bonzai The Princess Bride Men In Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "Look what I got here, Bob. A Twinkie wiener sandwich, your favorite!" Quote "Have you considered piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts." Gotta be The Princess Bride Quote "We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of." Sounds like something Tommy Lee Jones would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said: Person 1: I had no idea you could milk a cat! Person 2: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Person 3: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? Dammit, I know this one....what the hell is it, though lol... 15 minutes ago, skinsfan_1215 said: “A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.” “When?” Um....Hateful 8? 14 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: My father was fond of saying you need three things in life – a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I’ve never had much use for. Wolf of Wall St.? 12 minutes ago, Larry said: I'm picking "favorite movies", not "best trivia". "Laugh while you can, monkey boy!" "Have you considered piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts." "We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of." 1. Another one I know I've heard before... 2. Drawing a blank 3. Burn After Reading? (never saw this movie, for the record) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Larry said: "We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of." Tom Hanks in Catch Me If You Can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillUnknown Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "I know a **** named Della that hits twice as hard as you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, StillUnknown said: "I know a **** named Della that hits twice as hard as you." Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Califan007 said: Wolf of Wall St. Schindlers List Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 You’ll get nothing and like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: Schindlers List I know we're playing fast and loose with the idea of what a comedy is but damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 22 minutes ago, Larry said: I'm picking "favorite movies", not "best trivia. "Have you considered piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts." Princess Bride. Great flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, skinsfan_1215 said: “A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.” “When?” Blazing Saddles. Are you trying to say that coconuts migrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, PleaseBlitz said: Princess Bride. Great flick. I dunno, sounds kinda girly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, PokerPacker said: I dunno, sounds kinda girly. Prepare to die. 31 minutes ago, skinsfan_1215 said: “A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.” “When?” Blazing Saddles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Prepare to die. As you wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, PleaseBlitz said: Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig! Simpsons movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillUnknown Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 "I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling!" "You was whistling "Help get this **** off of me"? "Yeah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said: I know we're playing fast and loose with the idea of what a comedy is but damn... To each their own. Still a great line and funny. At least to me it is a funny line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt at night on this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 18 minutes ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said: Blazing Saddles. Are you trying to say that coconuts migrate? Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Person 1: You're alright, you did great. Can I get you anything? Do you need anything? Person 2: Ice Cream. I'd like an ice cream, please. Person 1: Yeah, what flavor? Person 2: Doesn't matter. It's for my ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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