Voice_of_Reason Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 http://www.theonion.com/article/game-thrones-fan-rewatching-past-episodes-remind-s-52796 ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan Rewatching Past Episodes To Remind Self Of What Characters’ Breasts Look Like FREMONT, CA—In an effort to refresh his memory ahead of the upcoming season of the popular fantasy series, local Game Of Thrones fan Bryan Parker reportedly rewatched past episodes of the show this week to remind himself of what all the characters’ breasts look like. “I remember most of the characters’ breasts, but there are just so many of them, and a lot of the time there’s a bunch on the screen at once, so I felt I really needed to brush up on them just to be safe,” said Parker, who explained that even after regularly watching the show for five seasons, he still often becomes confused trying to keep track of all the various nipples. He's wasting his time.Much faster with Mr. Skin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velocet Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Visionary is gonna rock this thread for all it's worth in the months to come. Sorry for the spoiler... velocet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 So Jon will be on a pyre and be reborn and we find out he is a Targaryen. Tyrian will be sprayed by dragon fire in the basement and be unhurt and we will find out he is one too So I'm trying to figure out where Arya will fit into all this I think it's safe to assume that the Lanisters days are numbered (Tyrian is not a Lannister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMadisonSkins Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Eh I don't buy the Tyrion theory and the show hasn't hinted at it in the least. It's even a stretch when using the source material IMO. I'd love it ... But just don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I think Arya will fulfill her kill list by completing her training without losing herself. She will then be a rogue "faceless man", go back to Westeros and systematically assassinate everyone who's left alive on her list. She will do so as a different person each time, to prevent herself from being detected. I also think in the end she will survive to the end of the series, but due to the traumatic experiences she's had since Ned was executed, she will be too different and too much on a loner to reintegrate herself with the Starks. She may not even let them know she's alive. Just kill the people she needs to kill and disappear. As far as history goes, the fate of Arya Stark would always be a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Do people actually have Game of Thrones watch parties? Why? I couldn't stand watching this show with other people. Way too much potential for disturbances. I prefer sitting and watching alone. Can't wait for tonight. Gonna be great to have GoT back on Sunday nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 DirecTv description of the season premiere tonight: "The Red Woman". The fate of Jon Snow is revealed; Daenerys meets a strong man; Cersei sees her daughter again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillUnknown Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 ZombieMountain gonna be busy this year me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I want to see at least 1 "bad guy" take an ax to the head tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Do people actually have Game of Thrones watch parties? Why? I couldn't stand watching this show with other people. Way too much potential for disturbances. I prefer sitting and watching alone. Can't wait for tonight. Gonna be great to have GoT back on Sunday nights. Usually invite a couple of friends for the season premiere and finale. Only people who know how to keep their mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Pretty annoyed that HBO doesn't allow live streaming of their shows through HBO NOW or HBO GO. At least for users on a PC accessing it through a web browser. Literally every network is doing this now. Guess I'm going to need to avoid all social media until they post the episode after it airs, which sometimes takes hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Melisandre WTF Damn that was a great premiere. This season will be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Silver fox?!?! Me likey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMadisonSkins Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Things didn't happen in this episode that I wanted to happen. And I'm steamed. Reassess tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 So does she put that necklace with that red jewel on Jon Snow and restore him to an earlier age/time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
“Misdirection” Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Pretty annoyed that HBO doesn't allow live streaming of their shows through HBO NOW or HBO GO. At least for users on a PC accessing it through a web browser. Literally every network is doing this now. Guess I'm going to need to avoid all social media until they post the episode after it airs, which sometimes takes hours. I've watched live on HBO Go before, just watched this one in full at like 920pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBash Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I always watch on HBOGO like 30 seconds after it starts live. Always available right after it starts live when I log in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 What the **** was THAAAAT!!! Them titties dangled down to the floor eeeewww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Wish they would have thrown us a bone. Predicatable first episode, set up all the plot lines for the season. Consider this. We know absolutely nothing more than week did last week. Lame but not sure why I expected anything else. The pacing continues to suck The fate of Jon Snow is revealed Lol. Why would they do this when they can stretch it out for an entire season. At this point they know we're gonna watch we have 6 years invested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Well, I called one thing right: the Dorn prince that was going to marry the Lsnister girl was toast. I thought he would get killed by a Lanister, but, eh, ok, I guess the sands naked And Red Lady, please put that necklace back on!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Lol. Why would they do this when they can stretch it out for an entire season. At this point they know we're gonna watch we have 6 years invested I thought what they did with Jon was incredibly smart. It took all of the unavoidable "he was spotted on set" leaks from "this is proof he's alive" back to 100% ambiguity. We have no idea about him and his future on the show right now. That's a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hersh Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I thought what they did with Jon was incredibly smart. It took all of the unavoidable "he was spotted on set" leaks from "this is proof he's alive" back to 100% ambiguity. We have no idea about him and his future on the show right now. That's a good thing. That is an interesting take on it. I'm guessing we won't know his fate until the final episode of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMadisonSkins Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 That is an interesting take on it. I'm guessing we won't know his fate until the final episode of the season. Gotta be sooner than that. The nights watch wants his body for whatever reason and Davos had until "tonight" to surrender. Can't imagine they stretch that a whole season. Something is happening with JS body and I'm guessing we get some clarity by Episodes 2-4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Also, the lady knight is definitely a goner since she swore her allegiance to Sansa Stark. If that isn't the kiss of death, I don't know what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zazzaro703 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Man I read so many great fan theories about how Doran was involved in some super secret plots and plans to destroy the Lannisters from behind the scenes. The weak crippled man was just for show so people would underestimate and not suspect him while he pulled off the most amazing long con in the history of Westeros. He was just acting weak and not avenging Oberyn and Elia because he had some awesome plan already in motion from around the time after Elia had died so acting out after Oberyn died would blow all the carefully positioned pieces he had set up over decades. So I was very disappointed to find out he was nothing more than a weak crippled man it seems. I also read quite a few theories about how Melissandre always wore the necklace because it was a glamour so at least some people nailed that theory. Sooooo weird to finally not know what is going on because I don't have book source material to fall back on. At least I can take comfort in the fact that if I don't really like this season the books have a lot of storylines that are completely different currently and the show is more like an alternate universe. This is the only post in this thread that I will make that brings up the books from here forward, I'm sure no one wants to read about what myself and/or others think about this season and how it relates to the books. Sorry, it's just kind of shocking knowing I'm in the dark with everyone else now and after this episode I'm not really sure if I like that or not . I was kind of disappointed with this episode to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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