TradeTheBeal! Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Too bad for you, it won't happen that way. When Jesus returns, that will be it. For everybody. Judgment Day. Never gonna happen bro. This is it right here. Try to enjoy yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Never gonna happen bro. This is it right here. Try to enjoy yourself. I enjoy myself immensely as a Christian. You are right in a sense that "this is it" but only in the fact that you have one life to live, but then its judgment. Don't walk off that cliff friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I enjoy myself immensely as a Christian. You are right in a sense that "this is it" but only in the fact that you have one life to live, but then its judgment. Don't walk off that cliff friend. But all the other kids are doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Dammit! I just ordere NHL Center Ice. How the hell am I supposed to enjoy it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 Thank God. I really didn't want to sit through another "agile" meeting this afternoon.. Aren't you supposed to stand for agile meetings? And shouldn't it be AgileSM Writing it "agile" is blasphemy. BLASPHEMER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 So I have until midnight to max out all my credit cards on hookers and condoms. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Aren't you supposed to stand for agile meetings? And shouldn't it be AgileSM Writing it "agile" is blasphemy. BLASPHEMER! That just depends in whether he's talking about AgileSM Software Development, Agile Product Lifecycle Management, or agile project management. OMG, this really might be the end of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 So I have until midnight to max out all my credit cards on hookers and condoms. .... What's with the condoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grego Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Too bad for you, it won't happen that way. When Jesus returns, that will be it. For everybody. Judgment Day. seems like a rare interpretation these days. did i ever tell you about the 7th day adventist i knew who broke down daniel 9:24 ? backed it up with some chapters in ezra, did some math, and had it down to the year jesus began preaching, the year he was crucified and the year the church scattered and the gospel was preached to the gentiles. as someone whos a skeptic when it comes to these kinds of claims, i have to say, the numbers appear to be legit. wacky, but impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I am sitting here thinking...wife should be home soon...hope I get that last chance. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 So I have until midnight to max out all my credit cards on hookers and condoms. .... Why bother with condoms if you're gonna die via apocalyptic fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why bother with condoms if you're gonna die via apocalyptic fire? hedge your bets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 hedge your bets Bets are, I would fly to Vegas and spend the rest of my last hours acting a fool. I got a wife, no need for a hooker or condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 So I have until midnight to max out all my credit cards on hookers and condoms. .... If the world is about to end, I wouldn't worry about using condoms. No tomorrow = No VD. You're good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 So if he poured out his wrath on churches for 23 years, and now us, does that mean we all get tax free status? I have too much going on today. Perhaps they could move the lunacy to Friday? No way. End on a Monday before a work hell week. I can't find it atm, but there was Garfield comic (from probably 35 years ago now) that summed it up nicely. End of World right before weekend = no bueno End of World right before work week = relatively okay comparatively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why does it have to be fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why does it have to be fire? Cause that's what the bible says iirc. First time was by flood (water), cept for his homie Noah. Revelations says it would be fire the next time around. Getcha marshmallows and sticks ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Those people are going to **** their pants when they see this over the Eastern sky just after dusk tonight: NASA is scheduled to launch a suborbital rocket from Wallops Island, Virginia, on Wednesday night, and as one of its experiments, it will eject colorful clouds of vapor more than a hundred miles above the ground in order to study ions and neutral particles in the upper atmosphere. NASA's rendering of the cloud release: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Our pastor put something similar to this up on the screen in the church recently when he received a pamphlet from these folks. We all lol'd. <Picture of young Kenny Loggins> Celebrate me Home is still one of my favorite songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 seems like a rare interpretation these days. did i ever tell you about the 7th day adventist i knew who broke down daniel 9:24 ? backed it up with some chapters in ezra, did some math, and had it down to the year jesus began preaching, the year he was crucified and the year the church scattered and the gospel was preached to the gentiles. as someone whos a skeptic when it comes to these kinds of claims, i have to say, the numbers appear to be legit. wacky, but impressive. To be honest, when other Christians start talking about eschatological prophecy and blood moons, or they act like the decline of public morality in America is a worldwide phenomena, I just smile politely and go on my way. Inside, I'm mentally face palming. Is it a coincidence that "Jesus" (@jesusss145) just followed me on Twitter? Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Wow. Imagine a heaven full to the brim with bell bottoms and afros. FUNKY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Cause that's what the bible says iirc. First time was by flood (water), cept for his homie Noah. Revelations says it would be fire the next time around. Getcha marshmallows and sticks ready There's some controversy over the Noah report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What's with the condoms? Oh, great point! Why worry about stds when the world will be over before any symptoms kick in. Gotta take these back. .....where is that damn receipt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Oh, great point! Why worry about stds when the world will be over before any symptoms kick in. Gotta take these back. .....where is that damn receipt? I lol'd at the thought of returning condoms to the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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