bcl05 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/mother-wolf-spider-squashed-hundreds-babies-scatter This is hard to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 why do I click on this godforsaken thread every time it gets bumped watching dozens of baby wolfies pull the eject lever cannot be erased from my memory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I've been having a regular dream lately that involves critters. I walk into my room and it's completely clear. I walk in again, and there are nightmare creatures all over the place. I'm talking about foot long spiders that look like they've bred with crabs and other crustaceans. Can you imagine that? A foot long spider with barnacles, thick limbs, and huge pinchers? In fact, I had that dream last night. ****'s scary, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I've been having a regular dream lately that involves critters. I walk into my room and it's completely clear. I walk in again, and there are nightmare creatures all over the place. I'm talking about foot long spiders that look like they've bred with crabs and other crustaceans. Can you imagine that? A foot long spider with barnacles, thick limbs, and huge pinchers? In fact, I had that dream last night. ****'s scary, son. Tell me about your muzzah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 were there any cigars or bananas in your dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I've been having a regular dream lately that involves critters. I walk into my room and it's completely clear. I walk in again, and there are nightmare creatures all over the place. I'm talking about foot long spiders that look like they've bred with crabs and other crustaceans. Can you imagine that? A foot long spider with barnacles, thick limbs, and huge pinchers? In fact, I had that dream last night. ****'s scary, son. Hopefully next time your dream equips you with a flamethrower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Tell me about your muzzah Ole Sigmund. Perhaps I'm afraid of barnacled genetalia? I mean, who wouldn't be, right? were there any cigars or bananas in your dream? There were not. There were no cylindrical objects in my dream, that I can remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 If anyone needs me I'll be inside. Forever. http://www.livescience.com/50856-spider-rain-explained.html Millions of tiny spiders recently fell from the sky in Australia, alarming residents whose properties were suddenly covered with not only the creepy critters, but also mounds of their silky threads. But that's not where the frightful news ends: Experts say that such arachnid rains aren't as uncommon as you might think. This month's spider downpour in the country's Southern Tablelands region is just the most recent example of a phenomenon commonly known as "spider rain" or, in some circles, "angel hair," because of the silky, hairlike threads the spiders leave behind. Ian Watson, who lives in the region affected by the spooky shower, took to Facebook to describe what this strange "weather" looks like, according to the Goulburn Post. "Anyone else experiencing this "Angel Hair" or maybe aka millions of spiders falling from the sky right now? I'm 10 minutes out of town, and you can clearly see hundreds of little spiders floating along with their webs and my home is covered in them. Someone call a scientist!” Watson wrote on the Goulburn Community Forum Facebook page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 yikes. I was familiar with ballooning, but this is more like the 101st airborne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Ugh. I'm not afraid of spiders, but if I stomp on one and 100 babies go flying out like roaches in the daylight - I'm liable to start screaming like a girl. Scratch that, I'll probably pass out. That made every inch of me twitch. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Ugh. I'm not afraid of spiders, but if I stomp on one and 100 babies go flying out like roaches in the daylight - I'm liable to start screaming like a girl. Scratch that, I'll probably pass out. That made every inch of me twitch. Nope. Don't pass out...it's what they want. You pass out and they can then crawl into your nose...eat your brains and steal your soul... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/misunderstood-spider Poor misunderstood spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Spider rain. Happened a couple of years ago in Brazil too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaTXY2Ofx8E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) Was going to post the same link as Blitz. I think I'll just leave pictures of Fish and Bat eating spiders. Edited May 18, 2015 by frostyj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Those pics are AWESOME. Get em spideys! Just leave people alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) If anyone needs me I'll be inside. Forever. No use. They'll all just tunnel their way inside and destroy you.... Or teleport At least if you run outside they'll probably make it quick and relatively painless. Unless you happen to be wearing an inpenetrable bio-suit of some kind (unlikely). Edited May 18, 2015 by Mr. Sinister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I was in the shower last night, and noticed a curled up spider, that i thought was dead... i nudged my foot over to try to wash it down the drain, and the little sneak had been been playing possum. it uncurled into a really big wolf spider, and leapt up onto my leg and started to dash up my leg..... i was surprised! surprised by the fact that it really didn;t bother me at all. You all are a bunch of mincing pantywaists 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I was in the shower last night, and noticed a curled up spider, that i thought was dead... i nudged my foot over to try to wash it down the drain, and the little sneak had been been playing possum. it uncurled into a really big wolf spider, and leapt up onto my leg and started to dash up my leg..... i was surprised! surprised by the fact that it really didn;t bother me at all. You all are a bunch of mincing pantywaists That's because your scenario never really happened. I call BS. If it did happen, I would bet you'd be on the floor still crying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 That's because your scenario never really happened. I call BS. If it did happen, I would bet you'd be on the floor still cryingEither that, or he would've slipped and hit his head and passed out and wake up trapped in a spider web having his bodily fluids slowly sucked out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I bet the real mcsluggo was killed and the spider got on ES to **** with us 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I felt bad washing dude down the drain... but at that point thing seemed to have gotten a little too intimate, and the choice seemed to be the big wash, or to start dating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) I also feel bad that you washed the spider down the drain, Fire is much more appropriate. Edited May 19, 2015 by Predicto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I also feel bad that you washed the spider down the drain, Fire is much more appropriate. yeah, spiders can swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) yeah, spiders can swim. Swim...jump..fly...hell I am beginning to think they can teleport too Edited May 19, 2015 by Xameil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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