Poll: Would you cut off the tip of your pinkie or little toe in exchange for Redskins Superbowls?

[skinsfan1993]

Not only would that be a little too extreme, but just knowing you are guaranteed to win a SB takes all the fun away from it. It's like if a time traveler came to this board and posted proof we would only go 6-10. What's the fun in watching the games if you know who's gonna win?

[Gridiron Grunt]

Only if Snyder was aware of the situation and offered to pay me bundles of cash in exchange.

[BleedBNG]

Let me explain why I voted Yes, in exchange for 3 SB's. The tip of my pinky is my pinky nail. The tip of my toe is my toenail. I certainly can give up those as I do any ways from time to time. If you want to mean flesh, then... NO... don't be ridiculous.

[RedskinFeathers]

Maybe if the players said they would do it (not actually do it, obviously), but I feel like we already give so much as fans, I want the team to want it just as much as I do.

But basically, no I wouldn't. I want my team to win because they work hard and they're just a damn good team...

[Area51]

While I definitely love me some Redskins…I love me some me much, much more.

And for those who voted yes for only ONE Super Bowl…why you selling yourselves for so cheap? At least go for multiple rings…smdh

[JoeSkins]

I wouldn't give up anything at all. The Redskins are here to entertain us and fans already give plenty.

[SpacePenguin]

I'm not old enough to remember much of the glory days, but even so my answer is no.

I'd say those that would are slightly delusional, as it doesn't really impact your life a great deal, aside from a bunch of bandwagon tweens running around with Skins gear on.

[skinsince72]

Damn straight! Tip for 3 Lombardis?!?!? Shoot, I'd hack it off with a butter knife(may need some sawing motions), fry it up and serve it to myself with some fava beans.

[Springfield]

Nah, but I'd probably let Billy Cundiff kick me square in the man parts in exchange for a Super Bowl victory.

[Hail26]

Our poll questions have gotten odd.....let's go week 1.

[Rattlesnake88]

Just cut my pinky toe off, your welcome guys.

[Koolblue13]

What does everybody have against 2 superbowls?

[fifthorkid88]

Has to be the stupidest post ever

[kiingspadee]

No. It doesn't have to do with being a fan or not, it has to do with intelligence and common sense

Having more Super Bowls than ANYONE else in the division? Tied for most Super Bowls.....in a HEARTBEAT I would lose the tip of my pinky or my little toe for that......easy

---------- Post added September-7th-2012 at 09:31 PM ----------

I'm not old enough to remember much of the glory days, but even so my answer is no.

I'd say those that would are slightly delusional, as it doesn't really impact your life a great deal, aside from a bunch of bandwagon tweens running around with Skins gear on.

LOL it does impact my life - I work with many fans of other teams and would LOVE to just be able to rub it in. I do not see why anyone would not do it? THREE STRAIGHT SUPER BOWLS - HELL YES!

[Wyvern]

LOL! We have 65 ES'ers willing to lop off a a piece of their pinkie to guarantee Superbowl wins?

As if the typing on this message board wasn't already suspect.

I can see it now....WE/RE IN THE ;LAYOFFS111

[Mr. Nostril]

No, the fun of winning a Super Bowl comes from not knowing for certain that it's going to happen.

---------- Post added September-7th-2012 at 09:43 PM ----------

No, the fun of winning a Super Bowl comes from not knowing for certain that it's going to happen.

Actually, I changed my mind. I would do it for just one Super Bowl. What's to stop me from emptying my retirement account and putting it all on the Redskins to win the Super Bowl at 65/1?

But I'm not treating the question seriously. What you want to know is what I would give up for the joy of seeing my Redskins win a Super Bowl. What I'm answering is what would I give up for the "for certain" answer to a betable question with a high payout. "Who's going to win the Super Bowl this year?" qualifies regardless of the answer. Even if the answer was the team the lowest payout (Patriots), you could multiply your money more than 6 times over.

Of course, I've seen enough episode of The Twilight Zone to know that I probably won't actually be satisfied with the result of this exchange. My guess is that I'll get the word that I won my bet on the same day as I die from an infection resulting from the removal of my pinkie finger tip.

[RememberOsaka]

This may just be the dumbest thread I've ever opened. Congrats.

[VinnyIsThatYou?]

Ok I voted yes for 3 straight superbowls. However, I answered under the assumption that Redskins nation would know of my sacrifice and thus would be a local legend.

[MumboSauce]

Sorry, I love the Skins...hate the years of mediocrity and below. It's been rough. But I'm also a grown ass man with good damn sense. No.

[skins2victory]

Haha..... for thee SB rings...... Hmmmmmmm, you first!!!!

[CRobi21]

**** yea i would. But it would have to be the toe. And id have to be knocked out to do it. I need my fingers for rockin.

[21Knock_U_Out]

Sorry, I love the Skins...hate the years of mediocrity and below. It's been rough. But I'm also a grown ass man with good damn sense. No.

Haha this! Plus I've sacrificed enough over the years....family, health( high blood pressure), tears :'( holes in furniture etc

[Riggo'sRangers]

Yes. Without question. I've destroyed both pinkies (football) anyway and they point in disparaging directions. My daughters (4 of 'em) make them the butt of many jokes & conversation when opportunity arises. Happily & gleefully I would give them up. I want 2 SB's though. The great thing is I feel like I can keep them now, and STILL get my Super Bowl wins!

[Skin'Em84]

Yep, why do I need the tip of my pinky anyways?

[skins island connection]

Um, doggonnit NOW you bring it up!

Actually I DID do this exact thing about 7 years ago, and it didn't feel good, I'll say that.

Wish I could think of that goofy movie I saw awhile back w/ Bruce Willis and others in a bar betting the guy's finger against his trusty lighter; sucked to be that dude...

SIC