Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Over the last month, it's become obvious to me that the right wing poster on this board need help. They need someone who can take facts and translate those facts into a cogent, well-stated argument. They need someone who knows the difference between a fact and an opinion. They need someone that understands syllogistic reasoning and who can write in paragraph form. Right wing posters also need someone who understands Right-wing, Conservative arguments. Because, honestly, you people don't seem to even know what you believe. You need someone who has read Edmund Burke and Adam Smith. You need someone who has read a ridiculous about of William F. Buckley for no apparent reason. You need someone with a collection of George Will books that consistently puzzle his wife. You need someone that knows the difference between a paleo-con, a neo-con, a so-con, and an economic conservative. You need someone who understands that libertarians are neither conservatives nor Republicans nor electable and thus irrelevant to nearly any discussion. In other words, they need me. (Or Predicto but I doubt he would be interested in a project this goddamn stupid). Therefore, I am volunteering my services for one week. If you are a right-wing poster and you are trying to make a point in a thread but you know that you are failing miserably due to the fact that you really don't have any idea what the hell you are talking about...you may PM me and I will come rushing to the thread and make the argument that you are failing to make. I'm considering setting up a paypal account as a way to charge for these services but that seems a tad obnoxious even for me. So...trying to explain why that picture on the RNC website of Obama eating Watermelon is NOT racist...call me. Trying to argue how Medicare Part D is not an example of Republicans exploding government spending...call me. Trying to justify increasing defense spending at a time of unprecedented debt...call me. Trying to justify putting armed soldiers on the boarder or making Muslims sign a loyalty pledge...call me. Trying to make anything Sarah Palin said into a coherent thought...you may call me but I'm not the Goddamn Miracle Worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 This thread will be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Just a wild guess, but I'm betting most of those ingrates will snub your rather generous offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 It probably would have been a more powerful statement without a freaking typo in the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillUnknown Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 @ Colbert.. I was going to post the popcorn thing, but it would seem so pointless now. I'm just going to watch this fracas. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
styx491 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 The right wing of my biplane is kind of bent, can I call you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You're one of my favorite posters on this board, LKB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 The right wing of my biplane is kind of bent, can I call you? You have a gay plane ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You have a gay plane ? Part-time gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You'd better add a tutorial on PMing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 The right wing of my biplane is kind of bent, can I call you? I'll need some ball bearings and some Quaker State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 You have a gay plane ? And a pilot named Biggles, I'm sure. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I have to admit ya got me beat with the George Will books ,I do have a few of Chomsky's laying around. if ya tell me ya got Palin's I will be impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 if ya tell me ya got Palin's I will be impressed I like reading books that have things like "ideas" and "sentences" in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Nice of you to Volunteer for America! And "economic conservatives" could be shortened to "econ-cons" since that's what they really are, cons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I like reading books that have things like "ideas" and "sentences" in them. Ya are showing you are lacking in exposure,everyone knows she used a ghostwriter Drill Baby,Drill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 The right wing of my biplane is kind of bent, can I call you? What if it's my motorcycle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Check out the name of the image, it's almost fate. Ah hell, just to be clear: airplane-right-wing-flying-over-cloudy-gray-day-thumb12220597.jpg" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I think you should take about 10 random posts by NavyDave and translate them into cogent, reasoned right wing arguments. That should take you about two and a half months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 At the same time, I will be volunteering my services to all of the rational and kind posters on the forum. If you're having trouble channeling your inner condescending jackass, send me a PM and I'll jump in and help. This offer is good through May Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I think you should take about 10 random posts by NavyDave and translate them into cogent, reasoned right wing arguments. That should take you about two and a half months. "Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I need the drag bar on my Harley powder coated black, is this something you can handle??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I wonder if what's really happening is that LKB, in spite of himself, is crying to come out of the conservative closet. Like a young boy struggling with his sexuality looking at pictures of Brad Pitt, LKB finds himself getting wood whenever he reads William F. Buckley. Now he's testing his right wings. FLY LKB, FLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Direction Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Therefore' date=' I am volunteering my services for one week.[/quote']Sorry bro, I only need one ass (my own). Plus, as a conservative I'm not going to beg you to give me something I didn't earn for free. Of course if you did give me something, at least I'd try to use it to make myself a better person. I'm sure that's foreign to your people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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