Jump to content
Washington Football Team Logo
Extremeskins

I'm volunteering my services to the right wing posters here


Recommended Posts

lkb: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

inconceivable-1.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

At the same time, I will be volunteering my services to all of the rational and kind posters on the forum. If you're having trouble channeling your inner condescending jackass, send me a PM and I'll jump in and help.

This offer is good through May

This offer should be good, indefinitely.

---------- Post added April-21st-2011 at 07:12 PM ----------

I think you should take about 10 random posts by NavyDave and translate them into cogent, reasoned right wing arguments. That should take you about two and a half months.

This is perhaps the one miracle Jesus Christ himself would be unable to perform. Lazarus ain't got **** on NavyDave.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Here's a random collection. Have at it.

1.

What I hate is how a huge percentage of blacks are still on the plantation also known as the Democratic party and had the nerve to call someone a house negro, a token or Tom when they will excuse anything negative by their representatives. Imagine if a GOP type called Obama successful because he is a well spoken lightskinned black as Sen Reid did.The NAACP would not downplay it as they did.

They blindly vote 90 -95% for anyone with a D at the end of their name for over 40 years in a lot of cities and states and still snivel about the same problems in places where their vote helped keep those liars ( Team Donkey) in power (cough Detroit,Maryland and DC).

2.

They represent me too and I have a gorgeous permanent tan.

Liberals now want to downplay 911 and it upcoming 10th anniversary where people will look at how the nation's leaders are now bending over backwards, apologizing and trying to shame the population into thinking it is us who should make concessions to the religion of peace and any facts that put that religion in a bad light should be frowned upon.

Not going to happen so get over it and enjoy a bacon buster or ham sammich.

3.

Sniveling because the union backed liberal might have lost a chance to use judicial activism to regain Collective bargaining for government Teachers unions? And gasp actually put some of their money into something that benefits them and relieves the tax burden on residents of that state?

The votes are going to be counted and verified next week to see if there are irregularities.

Its not like liberal places cough, chicago, New Jersey where the dead, incarcerated, or illegal aliens vote early and often or a bag of votes magically appears out of nowhere to help out team jackass.

Heck left wingers actually have had the gall to claim that expecting people to show ID before voting is racist.

4.

The Witch from Delaware could perform just as stupidly as liberals have.

I'm still trying to figure out where have Obama and liberals the past 4 years have made a brilliant move.

Cash for Clunkers? Bailouts? Well GE who didn't pay taxes last year did promise Green jobs. And how are you dealing with the proper disposal of those mercury filled (curly fry) lightbulbs?

Stimulus package? I just do not see that many improved bridges and roads around Metro DC that the stimulus had a hand in.

Palin as POTUS would have atleast enough sense to drill domestically instead of telling students at Georgetown that domestic drilling is a quick fix attempt that won't work so giving 2 billion of our money to Brazil in a company his buddy Soros has stock in made more sense.

And Team Elephant would not go on a bowing and I'm sorry tour with evil scum in the middle east and Latin America though Liberals might feel offended at me calling dictators or socialists who kill their citizens scum.

5.

Newt is misguided. Yeah even if the Godless segment of the left is attempting to program little Johnny, Susie, Shaniqua and Ray-Ray into believing that Gaea and Government is what they should worship and taxing the rich is the same as passing the donating dish in the pews, it will still fail.

The next generation of rebellious youth will embrace religion (saying OMG every time they look at how much of their checks goes to entitlements of others) after they realise how they were shafted by their selfish ancestors.

6.

Liberals in both parties thought about this initially in the people republic of Calif when fears of reduced Gas Tax booty err revenue could happen if a large segment of the tree hugger demographic there bought and drove Hybrids and more fuel efficient vehicles.

I like this idea. Its a great way to identify those who agree with this nonsense before 2012 elections since the pro mileage taxers will have a difficult time explaining what the stimulus money for roads, highways and bridges went to without admitting waste and a election campaign slush fund. Next up an increase in taking a dump tax. 50 cent a flush sounds fair

NavyDave, you can be the celebrity judge of how well LKB does.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

LBK will you please explain racism to me? I obviously don't understand and need to be tutored by a great mind such as yourself.

Also, would you mind explaining to me and everyone reading this the Dunning–Kruger effect?

Edit: This post read much more serious than it was intended.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Carrying on with Dan T's start, I nominate this gem from NavyDave. I think LKB could do a lot with this. It covers a decent amount of the conservative issues, especially the ones that don't actually affect NavyDave in any way.

I'd try to picture yourself as the outraged minivan-driving father of 2.5 heterosexual children. Or a redneck. Or whoever else still actually believes whatever the Republican Party is throwing out there. I don't even know at this point.

Hmm I really do not mind if liberals, hoodrats, mujer de calles, bimbos, druggies, adulteresses/adulterers, the self centered, etc help weed the nation of their ilk.

I did have issues when a rep of Planned parenthood was at my school back in the day trying to pitch it as birth control then slipped up and said you people do not understand.

Yeah I have issues with the Gay marriage moniker. Why isn't Civil Unions enough when they have the same benefits as normal marriage?

Hmm I don't support entitlements especially to the able bodied. There is no excuse for someone young and healthy to be sitting on their ass collecting unemployment for early 2 years when I can see guys and gals from the dark continent, Hablas with and maybe without papers and Habib busting their tail with two or more jobs as well as living within their means.

The cuts the GOP dude proposed won't take effect until Danny's 20 anniversary of screwing up the beloved team at the earliest and the cuts are barely satisfactory IMHO.

When a politician talks about real cuts not the DC version of "well we were going to spend 2 billion more but instead we are only going to spend 1 billion more this year on insert an entitlement thus we cut a billion dollars.

Just like freezing the growth in entitlement spending is called a major cut.

The only true cuts in government spending is in Defense with Walter Reed Hospital being the next major one for the public to notice in FY 2012

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I am in Dayton for a big fat Pakistani wedding this weekend.

However, if you can make MY right wing/psuedo libertarian/totally Muslim arguments work and be logical and consistant with general right wing thought, well you get a night of Chima Steakhouse on me next time you are in DC.

The cognitive dissonanceI have to go through to believe what I believe is unbelievable. Good luck!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Turned into a NavyDave call out thread. Who'd a thunk it? I just wish he were around to respond. It would be a little more fair IMO. But the dude has to have skin as thick as a rhino.

Well, i think he's about our furthest right member..

I like Dave,, I cant say I agree often,, or ever.. but the man believes what he believes and sticks to it. And as with all of us, that's only one portion of who he is.

~Bang

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, i think he's about our furthest right member..

I like Dave,, I cant say I agree often,, or ever.. but the man believes what he believes and sticks to it. And as with all of us, that's only one portion of who he is.

~Bang

Kinda what I tried to say less eloquently. I don't recall ever agreeing with him but I like the guy too and it's getting a little overboard, IMHO.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Turned into a NavyDave call out thread. Who'd a thunk it? I just wish he were around to respond. It would be a little more fair IMO. But the dude has to have skin as thick as a rhino.

Yeah, that's unfortunate. And I'm one of the culprits. He does have a sense of humor so I hope he takes it in that vein. But still, no more of that from me here...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

fwiw, I'm not trying to pile on NavyDave. Political ideology is often ingrained into us by experience rather than honest assessment. And as Bang said, it's just a portion of us. I'd just enjoy seeing LKB portray the pious conservative for a day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, there's actually an entire volume that needs translating.

navydavebook.jpg

~Bang

Definitely my expression in the 2nd period of the Caps v Rangers game and last year of the burgundy and gold.

My hair is still black when I don't go with the shaved head look which Mrs ND loves. Clean Shaven. I don't wear coke bottle BC glasses. My permanent tan is a little darker than that.

People still can't believe I was a South East DC resident since I'm so outgoing, approachable, well spoken, polite and modest.

Its true, before I was Right, I was a Democrat blindly chanting I am somebody with Jesse Jackson my senior year in HS.

Loves all types of music even some of the stuff produced this year that most garage bands won't claim.

Correct I was blessed with 2 kids

Mrs ND has the Benz

Navigator for me but I'm buying a new SUV next month to make a bigger carbon footprint.

Proud Native-American Brown Neck :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...