Jump to content
Washington Football Team Logo
Extremeskins

Random Thought Thread


stevenaa

Recommended Posts

7 minutes ago, spjunkies said:

My social anxiety would prevent me from attending such a function but please have a beer or three for me.

 

 

Ganja can help with that. 

 

I have crazy bad social anxiety. I'd probably show up so I can see all you fools in person tho. 

 

Probably as good a time as any to ask for advice on things to do in NOVA n DC in June? Came up to see Tool at GMU. Gon stay for U2 @ Fed ex n The Dead @ the Nissan Jiffy Lube ****hole. Other than dog sitting and catching up with old friends from high school aint much to do out in the middle of nowhere here in Loudoun county. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

What if I bring some hood rats. 

 

You can bring your folks if you want.

3 minutes ago, clietas said:

 

 

Ganja can help with that. 

 

I have crazy bad social anxiety. I'd probably show up so I can see all you fools in person tho. 

 

Probably as good a time as any to ask for advice on things to do in NOVA n DC in June? Came up to see Tool at GMU. Gon stay for U2 @ Fed ex n The Dead @ the Nissan Jiffy Lube ****hole. Other than dog sitting and catching up with old friends from high school aint much to do out in the middle of nowhere here in Loudoun county. 

 

Been looking for a reason to drive up for that Dead show...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said:

 

You can bring your folks if you want.

 

Been looking for a reason to drive up for that Dead show...

 

They're worth seeing. Ive seen them in NC twice with Johnny Mayer n Oteil. Tix were $50 I couldn't pass that up.

 

 

Mayer ****ing rocks with them. Dude found his calling as far as Im concerned.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, spjunkies said:

Do y'all remember Red Shoe Diaries and Real Sex? I miss the days when I would turn the volume down real low while seeing what my young corrupt mind thought was hardcore action.

 

Passion Cove. After seeing real porn for the first time, I understood what was going on. Don't even know how shows like that made so much money.

 

Bunch of big ass stiff fake titties, can't even sell it. When Halle Berry and Billy Bob were going at it in Monsters Ball, or Diane Lane in Unfaithful, you would've sworn it was real

 

There was a show that came out around the time I graduated hs, called Cathouse, featuring these prostitutes at a place called the Bunny Ranch, in Las Vegas. The sex was real, but most of them were busted af. Like if they weren't slingin' **** they'd be working at a Wawa level busted.

 

But when your 17-18, who cares what they look like

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said:

 

One of our doctors just went there, she said it was awesome.  Beautiful scenery.

 

 

Scrambled porn.  Gotta give props to scrambled porn every few months in here.  It was the XVideos of the 80s/90s.

 

The level of scrambliness was always fluctuating, sometimes it would be lookin' like a damn kaleidoscope, and other times it was almost totally clear.  Take muh shorts off fast as hell when I'd see some unscrambled-scrambled porn.

 

On my TV, I had to keep hitting the (return to last channel) button to keep the porn on.  Otherwise, it would be the TV guide listing.  So I'd go to the Spice Channel two times in a row, and it would keep showing porn while I pressed the (return to last channel) button over and over like it was the TEST YOUR MIGHT challenge in Mortal Kombat.  All that button pressing and yanking had me shaking like a leaf.

 

Lol it truly was a trailblazer. I also used to catch WWF ppv's on it too lol. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 hours ago, clietas said:

 

 

Ganja can help with that. 

 

I have crazy bad social anxiety. I'd probably show up so I can see all you fools in person tho.

 

Man, you know when it hits you really hard, the social anxiety goes through the damn roof.  Somebody be talkin' to ya after burning a blunt together, and you're sitting there lookin' at 'em like:

 

scurrd.gif

 

It's GREAT for it if you stay within your tolerance.  I ****ed up the other day and got too high before going to Walmart.  Went up in that ***** lookin' like one them dudes who steals credit cards.  Hat low, jacket zipped all the way up.  78 degrees, lookin' like I'm at Base Camp 2 on Everest.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

@d0ublestr0ker0ll I get the same way if Its been awhile and I smoke to much of a high thc strain. Strong sativa strains generally get me really hyped tho. I try to stick with a solid hybrid or indica strain. Indica strains will put me to sleep if I haven't smoked for some time. 

 

 

Since December I've barely touched the stuff unfortunately. Outside of April 20th at the Fillmore in Charlotte and the Tool show at GMU Ive been straight edge as ****. Definitely have to remedy that once I get back home the end of next month. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said:

 

Passion Cove. After seeing real porn for the first time, I understood what was going on. Don't even know how shows like that made so much money.

 

Bunch of big ass stiff fake titties, can't even sell it. When Halle Berry and Billy Bob were going at it in Monsters Ball, or Diane Lane in Unfaithful, you would've sworn it was real

 

There was a show that came out around the time I graduated hs, called Cathouse, featuring these prostitutes at a place called the Bunny Ranch, in Las Vegas. The sex was real, but most of them were busted af. Like if they weren't slingin' **** they'd be working at a Wawa level busted.

 

But when your 17-18, who cares what they look like

My wife loves cheesy Hallmark movies. Recently she was watching one, and the older (still hot) female lead looked really familiar but I couldn't place it. Looked her up and it was Krista Allen of the Emmanuelle movies. She still got it. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Riggo-toni said:

I was there for one of those.

 

I went to the first one, not any others. 

We also all went to a place in Ashburn back in the day after training camp. Huly, Pez, Tarhog, and a bunch of us. 

Definitely considering a move back to DC. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...