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WEll i disagre, my daughter can werar whatever she wants, but thats because she isnt going to be allowed to leave the house.

hahah.

I do think its gross, my sister pays $$$$ for shirts with about as much material as a sock.

And they have to be as low cut as possible and as high, exposing the most belly as possible.

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Music-wise, nothing gets my dander up more than to hear Jimmy Buffett.

Why, when people are asked to name island music, do they utter the name Buffett?

Get a fvcking clue! Repeat after me, "Jimmy Buffett is a country music singer." The topic of one's songs do not a genre make. You parrotheads make me wanna puke!

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Man there is alot of stuff that some of y'all "don't get" that I do. At the same time, there's alot of stuff I totally agree with.

I don't get bluegrass. It all sounds the same, usually starts with the same lick and follows the same progressions. Most bluegrass singers sound pretty annoying too. Don't get me wrong, there are bluegrass "stylists" out there that I love like Bela Fleck and those chicks (can't remember their name) but people will tell you they aren't bluegrass.

I don't get sushi.

I don't get nu-metal.

I don't get nu-punk.

I don't get nu-garage rock.

I don't get the Eagles of course.

I REALLY don't get them.

But moreso, I don't get why I like all their individual solo stuff.

Why do I like Don Henly solo? WHY?:paranoid:

Glen Frey, Joe Walsh????

I don't get Ted Nugent.

I don't get why Keith Richards isn't dead yet.

I don't get low-carb sodas, when diet sodas have no carbs.

I don't get dudes who wear ridiculous amounts of cologne.

I don't get wife-beaters.

I don't get why I can keep going about all this stuff...

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Originally posted by TheKurp

Music-wise, nothing gets my dander up more than to hear Jimmy Buffett.

Why, when people are asked to name island music, do they utter the name Buffett?

Get a fvcking clue! Repeat after me, "Jimmy Buffett is a country music singer." The topic of one's songs do not a genre make. You parrotheads make me wanna puke!

:notworthy :notworthy

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Hip hop car fashion.

a. First you take a $900 dollar car like a beat up 93 Monte Carlo

b. You ignore the 17 year old paint job sometimes treated with primer to contain the rust.

c. You buy $400 dollar rims, spinning if possible.

d. You buy a $200 tint job.

e. And finally a stereo you can feel coming before you actually hear music. In fact the first thing you hear is the license plate violently preparing to rattle off the car.

Why is it important to pour all your money into c-e before addressing a & b?

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Originally posted by TheKurp

Music-wise, nothing gets my dander up more than to hear Jimmy Buffett.

Why, when people are asked to name island music, do they utter the name Buffett?

Get a fvcking clue! Repeat after me, "Jimmy Buffett is a country music singer." The topic of one's songs do not a genre make. You parrotheads make me wanna puke!

I don't really understand parrotheads either. And Buffet isn't island music, its Key West music.

But its hard to argue that Marguerittaville isn't one of the greatest drinking songs of all time....

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Originally posted by KevinthePRF

Hip hop car fashion.

a. First you take a $900 dollar car like a beat up 93 Monte Carlo

b. You ignore the 17 year old paint job sometimes treated with primer to contain the rust.

c. You buy $400 dollar rims, spinning if possible.

d. You buy a $200 tint job.

e. And finally a stereo you can feel coming before you actually hear music. In fact the first thing you hear is the license plate violently preparing to rattle off the car.

Why is it important to pour all your money into c-e before addressing a & b?

$400 Rims? Keep going hahah.

An extension of this is...

i dont get people who buy "plastic spinners" on hubcaps.

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I like Buffett. Not because it's island music, but because it makes me happy when I'm drunk.

Sushi is probably one of those "get" or "don't get" ones. Not many people "kind of" get it. If you do, you quickly end up in one of the other categories owing to delicious meal or green faced barfage.

I don't get sad movies. I'd rather not spend my time and money watching something for two hours that will leave me depressed or angry. Sappy chick-flicks, sometimes fine. Sad movies, no.

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Originally posted by TheDane

I don't get sad movies. I'd rather not spend my time and money watching something for two hours that will leave me depressed or angry. Sappy chick-flicks, sometimes fine. Sad movies, no.

Hmm. But what qualifies as a sad movie?

I think there are some really sad movies that can discuss important issues and/or make us think about ourselves. Something like a 'Deer Hunter' is worthwhile in this regard.

Are you talking about stuff like 'Dancing with Boys' or 'Steel Magnolias'?

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Originally posted by iheartskins

Hmm. But what qualifies as a sad movie?

I think there are some really sad movies that can discuss important issues and/or make us think about ourselves. Something like a 'Deer Hunter' is worthwhile in this regard.

Are you talking about stuff like 'Dancing with Boys' or 'Steel Magnolias'?

I haven't seen 'Dancing with Boys' and 'Steel Magnolias,' but those sound like they're what I'm talking about. I just mean a movie where the whole movie is thick on pulling emotion strings, and culminates in an ending that still leaves you depressed or angry. I can understand the cinematic skill and talent, but why one would want to spend two hours and $9 to subject ones' self to that, I just don't get it. Eye candy and entertainment, that's what I'm talking about.

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Originally posted by TheDane

I haven't seen 'Dancing with Boys' and 'Steel Magnolias,' but those sound like they're what I'm talking about. I just mean a movie where the whole movie is thick on pulling emotion strings, and culminates in an ending that still leaves you depressed or angry. I can understand the cinematic skill and talent, but why one would want to spend two hours and $9 to subject ones' self to that, I just don't get it. Eye candy and entertainment, that's what I'm talking about.

Ahh...something like 'Monster's Ball' I think you're referring to. Of course that's a bad example because of the super sex-scene with Halle Berry....

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Originally posted by jrockster77

Ahh...something like 'Monster's Ball' I think you're referring to. Of course that's a bad example because of the super sex-scene with Halle Berry....

Haven't seen that one either, but I'm very entertained by a nude Halle Berry, so I'd watch for that. Halle Berry sex scene, that, I get.

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Originally posted by TheDane

Haven't seen that one either, but I'm very entertained by a nude Halle Berry, so I'd watch for that. Halle Berry sex scene, that, I get.

Oh man, she gets down in that scene. The bad part is that its with Billy Bob Thornton, but hey. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet, naked, and bent over. Hmmmmmmm.

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Originally posted by TheDane

I haven't seen 'Dancing with Boys' and 'Steel Magnolias,' but those sound like they're what I'm talking about. I just mean a movie where the whole movie is thick on pulling emotion strings, and culminates in an ending that still leaves you depressed or angry. I can understand the cinematic skill and talent, but why one would want to spend two hours and $9 to subject ones' self to that, I just don't get it. Eye candy and entertainment, that's what I'm talking about.

Well usually the point of a movie isnt simply just to be 'sad' but its deeper than that. There is usually a point made in a sad film. For example Requiem for a Dream is a very sad film, but its message is very anti-drug. Its an inspirational film in that regard, one of my favorites. If you dont see a point to serious sad films, then maybe your not looking deep enough. There is almost always a point for sadness in movies, in the serious ones anyway. Of course people dont watch it just to be sad, we watch them to be inspired, entertained, and/or even preached to. For example, The Green Mile is a 'sad' film but it offers much more than that. Its a story that touches millions of people.

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The Godfather is probably the single greatest movie ever made. The direction is perfect, the script is nearly flawless, the casting and acting is superb. If you don't think watching Michael Corleone's transformation from an all american boy to a mob lord is compelling, I don't know what else to say.

I don't get SUVs. They are ugly, gas guzzling jokes. The ride is rough, they flip over too easily, and they cost twice as much as they should. Everytime I see one, all I can think is that the person driving it is a sucker for Detroit advertising.

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Originally posted by Predicto

I don't get SUVs. They are ugly, gas guzzling jokes. The ride is rough, they flip over too easily, and they cost twice as much as they should. Everytime I see one, all I can think is that the person driving it is a sucker for Detroit advertising.

I think the same thing about HUMMERS.

Anybody that purchases a HUMMER has more money than brains. Somebody is ripping off their employers.

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Originally posted by sith lord

Is Modonna a revolutionary artist? What about Eminem or 50 cent? I would say no. but are they very popular? Yes. Do they sell a lot of albums? Yes.

you seriously don't think Madonna is a revolutionary artist? She's having sex with a black jesus figure in one of her videos. I think you need to re-live the late 80's...

Originally posted by sith lord

You can say the same thing for Micheal Jackson. But would I call him a revolutionary artist? No. And I like Micheal Jackson.

cmon man, name me one artist that can dance and sing like Michael. (don't even TRY and say usher) I'm also talking about Michael Jackson, not that straight graylien you see on tv these days.

Originally posted by zoony

Donnie Brasco

better than the Godfather? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Some things I just don't get:

1. Jews for Jesus- WTF

2. Scientology- "a world without insanity,war,or crime" yea right

3. Friends- Its just not that funny.

4. American Hypocricy- Why does everyone freak out from a partially covered boobie? Your kids prolly watch mtv spring break; staight softcore porn right there.

5. Desperate Housewives- absolute torture, yea im a guy but ill watch a Sex in the City marathon before I watch 10 mins of that garbage.

6. Goth- it is possible to be a rebel and wash your hair

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Originally posted by Mooka

2. Scientology- "a world without insanity,war,or crime" yea right

3. Friends- Its just not that funny.

...

5. Desperate Housewives- absolute torture, yea im a guy but ill watch a Sex in the City marathon before I watch 10 mins of that garbage.

I am with you on those three for sure.

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