Malapropismic Depository Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 (edited) Taylor Heinicke reportedly had a bowel movement today. And it was delivered with such precision, and dropped with such great force, that it just spiraled and shot straight down the toilet pipe, without even having to flush the toilet. The pure force of the matter against the water, created enough power to manually flush it. Edited February 27, 2021 by Malapropismic Depository 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanskins Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 43 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said: Taylor Heinicke reportedly had a bowel movement today. And it was so perfecty accurate, and dropped with such great force, that it just shot straight down the toilet pipe, without even having to flush the toilet. thanks for the update!! : ) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Acre Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 You can't keep him contained, tied-up, or stuck in a box. Â Houdinicke 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: Taylor Heinicke reportedly had a bowel movement today. And it was so perfecty accurate, and dropped with such great force, that it just spiraled and shot straight down the toilet pipe, without even having to flush the toilet. The pure force of the matter against the water, created enough power to manually flush it. Probably strained a glute 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Stefanskins said: we need more Heinicke post!!! Thank you in advance... Â The NFL has announced that they will change the current name for a 6-point score, from "Touchdowns", to "Taylordowns" It accomplishes 2 purposes. The first, of course, is that it gives proper respects to Taylor, as the #1 scoring machine of the 21st Century. And also, they will not even have to change the initials "TD" to do so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 7 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: Taylor Heinicke reportedly had a bowel movement today. And it was delivered with such accuracy, and dropped with such great force, that it just spiraled and shot straight down the toilet pipe, without even having to flush the toilet. The pure force of the matter against the water, created enough power to manually flush it. Â I was afraid that he might be constipated and in need of an enema. Which of course marketing would then run with and a name change to the Fleet ""Hiney-Key" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunderhill Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 This has went off of the rails. Lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duffy Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 12 hours ago, wunderhill said: This has went off of the rails. Lol No I'd say this is par for the course. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philibusters Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 On 2/22/2021 at 6:32 PM, kingdaddy said: Â Got these times off of the internet....Heiny is pretty fast. RGlll: 4.41 Heiny: 4.62 Hurts: 4.59 Kyler Murray: 4.31 Deshawn Watson: 4.66 Daniel Jones: 4.82 Burrow: 4.54 Tua: 4.94 Herbert: 4.68 Mike Vick: 4.33 Mayfield: 4.84 Â I googled Joe Burrow 4.54 because that didn't sound right and I found a bunch of articles about how Tee Higgins ran a 4.54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Yoda Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, philibusters said:  I googled Joe Burrow 4.54 because that didn't sound right and I found a bunch of articles about how Tee Higgins ran a 4.54 He ran a 4.54, the dude is fast. The weird thing on that list is Daniel Jones running a 4.82. I thought he was faster than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philibusters Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Burgundy Yoda said: He ran a 4.54, the dude is fast. The weird thing on that list is Daniel Jones running a 4.82. I thought he was faster than that.  Do you have a link on Burrow? I cannot find anything that looks credible. The only thing I can find is somebody said that on a message board (sort of like here). I googled "Joe Burrow 40 yard dash" and "Joe Burrow 4.54" and didn't see anything that looked credible. Edited February 27, 2021 by philibusters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Yoda Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, philibusters said:  Do you have a link on Burrow? I cannot find anything that looks credible. The only thing I can find is somebody said that on a message board (sort of like here). I googled "Joe Burrow 40 yard dash" and "Joe Burrow 4.54" and didn't see anything that looked credible. Damn, google tricked me. I typed in Joe Burrow 40 time and go figure it wasn't his, it was Jalen Hurts' time, which later got adjusted to 4.59 lol. Honestly that does seem very fast for Burrow now that I think about it. Edited February 27, 2021 by Burgundy Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 18 hours ago, wunderhill said: This has went off of the rails. Lol  Watch out, here comes the Heinicke Hype Train !!!    1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdaddy Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, philibusters said:  Do you have a link on Burrow? I cannot find anything that looks credible. The only thing I can find is somebody said that on a message board (sort of like here). I googled "Joe Burrow 40 yard dash" and "Joe Burrow 4.54" and didn't see anything that looked credible. I was the one who posted all of the 40 times and that's what I found for Burrow....I didn't have to look to hard for any of the times. I'll see if I can find it again for you... 1 hour ago, Burgundy Yoda said: He ran a 4.54, the dude is fast. The weird thing on that list is Daniel Jones running a 4.82. I thought he was faster than that. I just checked again and found two times on Burrow....the one that flashes right up in bold numbers is 4.54....HOWEVER, his official combine time is 4.9!!! What are we to believe??? Both times? Maybe the 4.54 is from an LSU pro day or something cause that's quite a difference. Finding his times on Google isn't hard, they come right up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdaddy Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 On 2/26/2021 at 4:29 PM, Malapropismic Depository said: Taylor Heinicke reportedly had a bowel movement today. And it was delivered with such precision, and dropped with such great force, that it just spiraled and shot straight down the toilet pipe, without even having to flush the toilet. The pure force of the matter against the water, created enough power to manually flush it. Again, just another reason why we don't need Watson or anyone else....We've found are man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 10 minutes ago, kingdaddy said: I was the one who posted all of the 40 times and that's what I found for Burrow....I didn't have to look to hard for any of the times. I'll see if I can find it again for you... I just checked again and found two times on Burrow....the one that flashes right up in bold numbers is 4.54....HOWEVER, his official combine time is 4.9!!! What are we to believe??? Both times? Maybe the 4.54 is from an LSU pro day or something cause that's quite a difference. Finding his times on Google isn't hard, they come right up. Â Burrow runs so fast...he runs so fast, that he literally runs out of his pants... Don't believe me ? Â Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Yoda Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 27 minutes ago, kingdaddy said: I was the one who posted all of the 40 times and that's what I found for Burrow....I didn't have to look to hard for any of the times. I'll see if I can find it again for you... I just checked again and found two times on Burrow....the one that flashes right up in bold numbers is 4.54....HOWEVER, his official combine time is 4.9!!! What are we to believe??? Both times? Maybe the 4.54 is from an LSU pro day or something cause that's quite a difference. Finding his times on Google isn't hard, they come right up. Yeah I saw that too, I just quickly typed it in but didn't bother to investigate the link that came with it lol. When you click the link it starts talking about Jalen Hurts and you can see that's who that time is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShredder Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 2/28/2021 at 6:47 AM, Malapropismic Depository said:  Watch out, here comes the Heinicke Hype Train !!!    Nah, I think most people just viewed Heinicke as a guy who earned a chance to compete. The early arguments have been settled and he'll get the chance. THE END. (Close Thread) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 That was so abrupt I bet Taylor twists his ankle walking away from the thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODU AGGIE Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Â 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Â Saw this on twitter...actually was harder for me to answer than I expected. Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaSkins21 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 22 minutes ago, Califan007 said: Â Saw this on twitter...actually was harder for me to answer than I expected. Â Â Â Â Start Heinicke since he's the best option on the WFTÂ at this point. Â Cut Jones since he's a turnover machine, and bench Hurts unless he's the best option at QB. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Acre Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Jones Hurts Heinicke? I don't effing think so. If anything, it's Heinicke Jones Hurts. Those are puns btw. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berggy9598 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 (edited) On 2/26/2021 at 11:20 PM, wunderhill said: This has went off of the rails. Lol How on the rails was it to begin with Edited March 1, 2021 by Berggy9598 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunderhill Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Berggy9598 said: How on the rails was it to begin with Well...it went from a solid play by play of his on the field talent to a play by play of his solid bowel movements. Lol Edited March 1, 2021 by wunderhill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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