petey hodge Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 5 hours ago, ODU AGGIE said: Who is the lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODU AGGIE Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 9 hours ago, petey hodge said: Who is the lady? Beats me, but my guess is that she is affiliated with Childrens National Hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILikeBilly Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, ODU AGGIE said: Beats me, but my guess is that she is affiliated with Childrens National Hospital. There is a St Pauli Girl beer. Now, we have Saint Heinicke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, wunderhill said: Well...it went from a solid play by play of his on the field talent to a play by play of his solid bowel movements. Lol It was really the only way to give a panoramic view, of just how great he is. 14 hours ago, Califan007 said: Saw this on twitter...actually was harder for me to answer than I expected. Depends, of course. I mean if you're a Lombardi-winning Head Coach, it makes a difference. I mean, Duh, if you're Doug Pederson, and you're playing against the WFT, if's obvious - you bench Hurts. Speaking of which, why the heck isn't Nate "The Great" Sudfeld in this graphic ? Edited March 1, 2021 by Malapropismic Depository Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanskins Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 2/27/2021 at 7:27 PM, kingdaddy said: I was the one who posted all of the 40 times and that's what I found for Burrow....I didn't have to look to hard for any of the times. I'll see if I can find it again for you... I just checked again and found two times on Burrow....the one that flashes right up in bold numbers is 4.54....HOWEVER, his official combine time is 4.9!!! What are we to believe??? Both times? Maybe the 4.54 is from an LSU pro day or something cause that's quite a difference. Finding his times on Google isn't hard, they come right up. lol and 4.9 seems a lil' slow...I ran a 4.9...yesterday : ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Stefanskins said: lol and 4.9 seems a lil' slow...I ran a 4.9...yesterday : ) Seriously ? That's not bad at all. You're literally faster than Tom Brady. And just to add to how good that is ; 20 years after his infamous Combine run, he actually improved his 40 time, in his old age. At the Combine, he ran a 5.28. When he then ran the 40, but in his 40's, he ran a 5.17. So you're actually better than the new and improved Brady - and way better. Dude, you're faster than the GOAT, even at the fastest time of his 20+ year career ! Edited March 1, 2021 by Malapropismic Depository 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 Working on a Heinicke Theme Song. It's a Parody, sung to the tune of Foreigner's Jukebox Hero... The chorus... He's a Two. Game. Hero. He got 2 starts in his eyes. He's a Two. Game. Hero. He's king of the Heinicke Hive 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinss Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 Imagine the position this team will be in if they just add a cheap veteran quarterback for competition but use the draft and free agency to fill out the rest of the roster with a couple linebackers a free safety maybe an offensive lineman and a few more offensive weapons and it turns out that heinicke has the goods. Just close your eyes and picture how great it'd be to have a guy playing just like he did against Tampa and Carolina but on a weekly basis while making 4 million dollars a year and at the same time having an elite defense and multiple playmakers. I know it's a Longshot but it's not impossible and man that scenario would be so awesome. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Yoda Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, redskinss said: Imagine the position this team will be in if they just add a cheap veteran quarterback for competition but use the draft and free agency to fill out the rest of the roster with a couple linebackers a free safety maybe an offensive lineman and a few more offensive weapons and it turns out that heinicke has the goods. Just close your eyes and picture how great it'd be to have a guy playing just like he did against Tampa and Carolina but on a weekly basis while making 4 million dollars a year and at the same time having an elite defense and multiple playmakers. I know it's a Longshot but it's not impossible and man that scenario would be so awesome. Currently closing my eyes and imagining: An elite QB on a 2 year 8.75 million dollar contract, Allen Robinson running routes with Terry McLaurin, we draft Zaven Collins and he is an instant All-Pro, Brandon Scherff and Jonathan Allen saying "you know what, we'll play for free, we love you guys", Trevon Diggs falling into a manhole walking down the street for even thinking of hitting Terry, and lastly being the first 20-0 team. 2022 Team Name: The Washington Champions. Honestly, being great starts with imagining yourself as being great, and then taking action. Seeing Terry's halftime speech where he said "Enjoy this moment, feel this, that was complementary football from the offense to the defense, enjoy this **** because this is everything that we want". We have players that get it, that want to win, but also have a vision for where they want to be, they feel like they can achieve more. This is a good group of players IMO, far better than the mercenaries we used to have that would just collect a paycheck. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duffy Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 3/1/2021 at 1:20 PM, Malapropismic Depository said: Seriously ? That's not bad at all. You're literally faster than Tom Brady. And just to add to how good that is ; 20 years after his infamous Combine run, he actually improved his 40 time, in his old age. At the Combine, he ran a 5.28. When he then ran the 40, but in his 40's, he ran a 5.17. Obviously, its the Tom Brady Diet. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tb12-diet-diary-we-tried-to-eat-like-tom-brady-43-year-old-super-bowl-champion-for-one-week/#:~:text=80% fruits%2C vegetables%2C whole,No dairy or nightshades 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, duffy said: Obviously, its the Tom Brady Diet. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tb12-diet-diary-we-tried-to-eat-like-tom-brady-43-year-old-super-bowl-champion-for-one-week/#:~:text=80% fruits%2C vegetables%2C whole,No dairy or nightshades They lost me, at "no fungus" allowed in the diet No Fungus = No Fun ! Edited March 4, 2021 by Malapropismic Depository 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 3/1/2021 at 2:06 PM, Stefanskins said: lol and 4.9 seems a lil' slow...I ran a 4.9...yesterday : ) In a Yaris 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Koolblue13 said: In a Yaris Pfft...like a Yaris can go that fast... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 8 hours ago, duffy said: Obviously, its the Tom Brady Diet. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tb12-diet-diary-we-tried-to-eat-like-tom-brady-43-year-old-super-bowl-champion-for-one-week/#:~:text=80% fruits%2C vegetables%2C whole,No dairy or nightshades He definitely has a candle that smells like his wifes vagina 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 44 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 5 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: They lost me, at "no fungus" allowed in the diet No Fungus = No Fun ! I cant be the only one that googled "nightshades" after reading the article. Initially thought it was a 70"s R and B group. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mistertim Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 10 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: They lost me, at "no fungus" allowed in the diet No Fungus = No Fun ! They lost me at all the completely unproven stuff in there. Basically...most of it. There's literally zero scientific evidence that "nightshades" cause inflammation, for example. But whatever...it works for him I guess but I doubt his play would suddenly fall off a cliff if he ate tomatoes and peppers. Lots of NFL players get really weird with their diets it seems and basically start believing the dietary equivalent of gym broscience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanskins Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Koolblue13 said: He definitely has a candle that smells like his wifes vagina Sold!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 This question for everyone/anyone ; especially those who are not fans of Heinicke. If you had to choose between Kyle Allen and Taylor Heinicke ; and no other QB's ; and you had to keep one, and cut the other ; and you had to do it now... Which one would you keep ? And why ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 That's tough because Allen is coming off of a pretty major injury but if forced to choose I'd go with Allen, because he's more proven. He's not great but he's decent and he's a relatively known commodity after starting 17 games over the past two seasons, whereas Heinicke has a tiny sample size of 2 starts over the last 3 seasons (one bad, one good) and that's almost impossible to extrapolate anything from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODU AGGIE Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 I would keep Heinicke and cut Allen because I am a Heinicke fan and have been since watching him for four years at ODU. He throws a good ball, is accurate, knows his offense, is quick with his reads/progression and puts his wheels to good use when he needs to. He is a team guy that has the respect of his team mates. On top of that, he is simply a baller who has "it", whatever "it" is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said: This question for everyone/anyone ; especially those who are not fans of Heinicke. If you had to choose between Kyle Allen and Taylor Heinicke ; and no other QB's ; and you had to keep one, and cut the other ; and you had to do it now... Which one would you keep ? And why ? I'd keep Heineken and cut Allen. I'd do it because I like taking chances ("Fortune favors the bold") and it feels as if Heineken has a higher ceiling even if his floor may be lower. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgngold fan Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) Take my chances with th! Ka hadn't shown me anything that says start me. Durability. Kyle doesn't seem to be all that resistant to injury either. Take taylors upside and hope for the best Edited March 4, 2021 by burgngold fan Mis spell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) 20 minutes ago, ODU AGGIE said: On top of that, he is simply a baller who has "it", whatever "it" is. "It" equals Information Technology ? Seriously though, Heinicke has that, as well. And it's relevant. I mean he's like a tech nerd, and though that may not have direct implications on pro football, that kind of analytical mind certainly lends itself in a complimentary - AND complementary - way, when it comes to reading NFL defenses. And in fact, we've already seen evidence of that on the field, if you look closely in analysis. Edited March 4, 2021 by Malapropismic Depository 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, burgngold fan said: Take my chances with th! Ka hadn't shown me anything that says start me. Durability. Kyle doesn't seem to be all that resistant to injury either. Take taylors upside and hope for the best Durability is a legit concern with Allen as well as Heinicke, I agree. But Allen was having a pretty decent season when he got injured. 4 TDs, 1 INT, 74.5 QBR. He wasn't an All-Pro or anything, but he looked pretty good. As far as TH, relying almost purely on "upside" and "potential" when picking just one QB to keep seems a bit risky to me. Luckily, we'll have both this season it seems. 11 minutes ago, ODU AGGIE said: I would keep Heinicke and cut Allen because I am a Heinicke fan and have been since watching him for four years at ODU. He throws a good ball, is accurate, knows his offense, is quick with his reads/progression and puts his wheels to good use when he needs to. He is a team guy that has the respect of his team mates. On top of that, he is simply a baller who has "it", whatever "it" is. "It" was apparently what everyone said Colt Brennan had. Some called it "Moxie" or "Guts". From what I can tell it seems to be a bit nebulous and at least partially relies on whether or not a person is already partial to the particular player. Heinicke certainly seemed to play with guts against TB but, as Rivera himself noted, when a guy is playing with absolutely nothing to lose it's different than being a consistently good QB. Obviously they think Heinicke has potential since they gave him a deal, but IMO it's also obvious that they're definitely not sold on him being "the guy" either since they've been open about looking for an upgrade at the position. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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