The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Jumbo]

 

[PleaseBlitz]

The Chosen One. 🤣

[mojo]

 

[BleedBNG]

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

[Die Hard]

17 hours ago, Dan T. said:

 

 

ASS MY KISS.

 

 

[skinsmarydu]

[Die Hard]

It’s Christmas time… we’re all feeling the stress.

[Metalhead]

10 hours ago, zskins said:

I'm stealing this. The meme, not the car.

[China]

 

[stoshuaj]

[zCommander]

[LD0506]

[skinsmarydu]

[TradeTheBeal!]

Let’s revisit a classic.

 

 

[gbear]

Conversation married men should avoid:

"Hey hon, i'm curious, what is the most masculine or femenin thought you have ever had?"

 

The wife replied,"I have no idea where you are going with this one. Give me a clue. What's yours?"

 

"Well what got me thinking was looking down in the toilet and thinking I wish my erection was as big as this poop! Then I thought there is no more typical male thought then that one."

 

Her reply came quick. "That's easy then. My most feminin thought is I too wish your erection was as big as your crap."

[Renegade7]

What is the least spoken language in the world???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sign language.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 21, 2021 by Renegade7

[redskinss]

I'm ashamed to admit I didn't get that one immediately.  

 

I kept trying to figure out what she had to do with it.

 

 

[LD0506]

[Momma There Goes That Man]

I still don’t get it 

[redskinss]

7 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

I still don’t get it 

Sign language isn't spoken it's silent

[Dan T.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

^ ^ ^ A visual metaphor of the Redskins/WFT 28-year search for a franchise quarterback.

 

 

 

 

[Destino]

 

[TradeTheBeal!]