The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Die Hard]

[skinsmarydu]

[China]

RENAY MANDEL CORREN

 

DATELINE: TEXAS
A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday. Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it. This was not good news to Renay Mandel Corren's many surviving children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, many of whom she even knew and, in her own way, loved. There will be much mourning in the many glamorous locales she went bankrupt in: McKeesport, PA, Renay's birthplace and where she first fell in love with ham, and atheism; Fayetteville and Kill Devil Hills, NC, where Renay's dreams, credit rating and marriage are all buried; and of course Miami, FL, where Renay's parents, uncles, aunts, and eternal hopes of all Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, are all buried pretty deep. Renay was preceded in death by Don Shula.

 

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[Die Hard]

[TradeTheBeal!]

Oh no, @d0ublestr0ker0ll!

 

 

[zCommander]

5 minutes ago, Die Hard said:

 

I don't see the distraction. Is it the butt crack on the guy?

[Die Hard]

2 minutes ago, zskins said:

 

I don't see the distraction. Is it the butt crack on the guy?

 

[d0ublestr0ker0ll]

19 hours ago, TryTheBeal! said:

Oh no, @d0ublestr0ker0ll!

 

 

 

Ugh.  Love that album.  It's been a while........hmm.......

[skinsmarydu]

[TK]

[LD0506]

Welcome newcomers, the tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

[LD0506]

[TK]

1 hour ago, LD0506 said:

Welcome newcomers, the tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

 

[Destino]

 

[Die Hard]

[skinsmarydu]

[zCommander]

 

You can confuse people in two ways:
First with this Hair,
And secondly .... See more

[Dan T.]

 

[Califan007 The Constipated]

 

 

 

[Destino]

[The Evil Genius]

[TradeTheBeal!]

[Die Hard]

[Dan T.]

7 hours ago, Die Hard said:

 

 

ASS MY KISS.

 

 

Edited December 19, 2021 by Dan T.

[Thinking Skins]