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d0ublestr0ker0ll

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10 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said:

A meme specially curated for @d0ublestr0ker0ll!

 

 

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My favorite drum lesson ever is teaching kids how to stay in the most basic 4/4 beat ever on Zeppelin's Black Dog.  The odd times from the strings over it throw all of them off, including me.  I couldn't grasp it to save my life...until one day, "HUH....It's the simplest beat ever!"

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ClaytoAli

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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.


A female cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."


Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.


When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."


He zipped up and finished his shopping.


At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his "barracks door."


He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"


The girl thought for a moment and said:
"No, no I didn't....... but I saw a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."..

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