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1 hour ago, The Almighty Buzz said:

 

???

I don’t honk that is possible.

 

I thought you could get a combined rating over 100%  but it was hard to get paid for more than 100%. Unless you need special monthly compensation (due to your disability care being more than the 100% compensation), you won't see it or something like that.

 

I know my Dad got 100% or close to it mostly from being on ships and hearing loss (amongst other conditions).

 

Enjoy the civilian life. 

 

Edit..BTW I was joking about not being happy with less than 100+%

 

 

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3 hours ago, The Evil Genius said:

 

I thought you could get a combined rating over 100%  but it was hard to get paid for more than 100%. Unless you need special monthly compensation (due to your disability care being more than the 100% compensation), you won't see it or something like that.

 

I know my Dad got 100% or close to it mostly from being on ships and hearing loss (amongst other conditions).

 

Enjoy the civilian life. 

 

Edit..BTW I was joking about not being happy with less than 100+%

 

 

 

I’m not aware of being able to get a rating over 100%.  You can get some other specials pays for things like if you blew your dick off or something (loss of a creative organ).  But in general, 100% is it.  

 

Now where can I buy some pot?

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2 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

Oh, hell no...

 

 

 

That's just Remy shopping for his new Mexican restaurant he's going to open.

 

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On second thought that rat looks pretty chubby, maybe that's Emile...

 

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I drive Uber in retirement.  My routine now is to get up, have a cookie or a handful of grapes and sit and sip coffee online all morning. I get hungry but just don't seem too motivated to get up. So I eat breakfast typically around 10:30-11:00 and then my big meal before I drive at around 4. This cuts my meals to only 2 and I have lost 15 pounds,

I believe this makes me the first person in history to lose weight simply by being lazy and sitting on my ass.

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Looking for a new job?

 

What’s a Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager?

 

If you’re tired of your desk job, perhaps you will be intrigued by a recent career listing form the Department of the Interior’s US Fish and Wildlife Service: Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager.

 

Bears do fight with each other–like when they compete for a mate. But as a pretty solitary species, the need for a third party arbitrator is low. Instead, “grizzly bear conflict” is usually defined as scuttles between bears and property or humans. This includes livestock predation and unexpected encounters (like having one turn up in your backyard because you left the garbage out, or if you run into one while hiking).

 

What happens after a conflict involves a series of choices, made by the grizzly bear conflict manager. When a “grizzly conflict” is reported, and the grizzly in question is still on the lam, often that bear will be trapped. (You can read and watch a video about trapping bears for research here and here.) Sometimes the bear will simply be released, sometimes it’ll be relocated (away from a ranch or place with livestock, for example). Or, if no other option is available, the bear might be euthanized. “Killing bears is the worst part of my job,” recently-retired conflict specialist Tim Manley has said, according to the Flathead Beacon. “We try to avoid having to do it but when bears become very food-conditioned and start causing property damage and breaking into vehicles, trailers and cabins, those bears are removed.”

 

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7 hours ago, Darrell Green Fan said:

I drive Uber in retirement.  My routine now is to get up, have a cookie or a handful of grapes and sit and sip coffee online all morning. I get hungry but just don't seem too motivated to get up. So I eat breakfast typically around 10:30-11:00 and then my big meal before I drive at around 4. This cuts my meals to only 2 and I have lost 15 pounds,

I believe this makes me the first person in history to lose weight simply by being lazy and sitting on my ass.

Nope, I did that in 2016 after I got laid off.  I was too lazy to get up off my couch and make food as often as I should.  Dropped 10 pounds in unemployment.

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Sometimes I hold my daughter during meetings or jus doing work, at the risk of her trying to grab my headphones, among other things.

 

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my attention, she not only snatched my headphones off my head, she clean ripped them in half like the little she-hulk she is, severing the wire for one of the ears.

 

Clearly all that tummy time had added up and turned my little angel into a middle linebacker.  I owe it to her to teach her about sports and see what she does with it.

 

Hail.

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