PleaseBlitz Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I agree with your fiance. Don't be a lazy piker, wheel your **** to the cart corral. I feel like most grocery stores have a cart corral in front of the store anyways, so how much harder can it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: I agree with your fiance. Don't be a lazy piker, wheel your **** to the cart corral. I feel like most grocery stores have a cart corral in front of the store anyways, so how much harder can it be? If anyone here is a piker, it's @d0ublestr0ker0ll calling people bammas for three days straight. I could wheel my **** to the cart corral but then that's one more cart the guys gotta get in his line of carts to haul across the parking lot. I'm doing that dude a favor by leaving the cart way closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: If anyone here is a piker, it's @d0ublestr0ker0ll calling people bammas for three days straight. I could wheel my **** to the cart corral but then that's one more cart the guys gotta get in his line of carts to haul across the parking lot. I'm doing that dude a favor by leaving the cart way closer. Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: If anyone here is a piker, it's @d0ublestr0ker0ll calling people bammas for three days straight. I could wheel my **** to the cart corral but then that's one more cart the guys gotta get in his line of carts to haul across the parking lot. I'm doing that dude a favor by leaving the cart way closer. Also according to @d0ublestr0ker0ll, if you make the cart guy's life easier and he doesn't have to push that additional weight, he'll probably get fat and never be a swimsuit model (except in the bull**** case where SI puts fat heifers on the cover, which is a travesty and totally matters). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 36 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Alright, a question in regards to grocery store etiquette for the esteemed members of the Tailgate. I figure if anyone would know anything about this, it would be you ****ers. So after paying for and bagging the groceries, I typically put them back in the cart and wheel the cart outside and curb it in front of the store, usually leaning the cart against one of those concrete arches. Then I take the grocery bags from the cart to the car, leaving the cart for anyone else who might want it or the grocery store worker who's on cart duty. To the fiance, this makes me, like, worse than Hitler. It's abhorrent behavior and I am a complete asshole for NOT wheeling the cart into the cart corral in the parking lot. Leaving it on the curb in front of the store is completely unacceptable. So what say you? Where do you leave your grocery cart when you're done at the store? Clearly I buy more groceries than you. If I left the cart in front of the store, I'd have to make several trips to get the bags from the cart to my car. Not worth it. I wheel the cart to my car, unload the groceries into my car and then wheel the cart to the corral. However at my grocery store there are more than one corral, and one is right next to the entrance, so if you were unloading by the entrance you could just put the cart back in that corral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, PleaseBlitz said: Also according to @d0ublestr0ker0ll, if you make the cart guy's life easier and he doesn't have to push that additional weight, he'll probably get fat and never be a swimsuit model (except in the bull**** case where SI puts fat heifers on the cover, which is a travesty and totally matters). The **** is the "cart guy"? The weed dealer? Ya'll spend too much time on here. Jerking each other off, then ****ting on people who don't follow your beta cuckness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Apropos of nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, PleaseBlitz said: Apropos of nothing. Yeah, post something passive aggressive instead of admitting you're a ****. You're a ****. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Should've posted some care bear ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: Yeah, post something passive aggressive instead of admitting you're a ****. You're a ****. Please keep typing how alpha you are into your computer. 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Please keep typing how alpha you are into your computer. 😂 And how beta you are, to all your beta friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Beta Cuckness >>> Fear Inoculum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Beta Cuckness >>> Fear Inoculum I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 28 minutes ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: I hate you. Bro, you need to chill. Seriously. Go smoke a bowl and pet a dog or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 minute ago, The Almighty Buzz said: Bro, you need to chill. Seriously. Go smoke a bowl and pet a dog or something. You need to chill! Pet a bowl or smoke a dog or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I smoked a bowl. Good looking out Buzz! Also, Iceland rules. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 When’s weed legal in Virginia so TTB doesn’t have to buy it off high schoolers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: When’s weed legal in Virginia so TTB doesn’t have to buy it off high schoolers? 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, d0ublestr0ker0ll said: I hate you. Seriously, man, what are you doing? Attack the post, not the poster. You've been making **** mad personal lately, you gotta be on some mod watch list now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I get home from a very grueling (but rewarding) day and this thread doesn't disappoint. Thanks, gang! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 I keep getting a text from an "unfound address" , says message unfound. Anyone know anything about something like this? 3 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: I keep getting a text from an "unfound address" , says message unfound. Anyone know anything about something like this? Just got another one. This is weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) ****ing gross. I was sitting outside on my balcony seeking refuge from a hot apartment with a busted AC, when my upstairs neighbor decided they'd go out on their balcony and clip their nails. And their clippings fell onto my laptop. I need to get out of this ****hole. I am now back inside, but I've got my windows open and I'm blasting the metal. Enjoy your balcony now, disgusting neighbor. Edited May 21, 2022 by PokerPacker 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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