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Press Release: #REDSKINS TRADE UP IN DRAFT WITH JETS

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4 hours ago, Renegade7 said:

LOUDOUN COUNTY, Va.  The Washington Redskins announced today that they have packaged picks and players with the New York Jets to move from #15 in the 2019 NFL draft to the #3 overall pick.  It is expected the Redskins will use the #3 pick in the draft on a QB, most likely being Dwayne Haskins.  

 

The Jets would receive the #15 pick in 2019 draft and 2020 first-round pick, the #46 pick in 2019 draft and 2020 second-rounder, plus Jordan Reed and Chris Thompson.  The later moves would help open up cap space and end speculation of extension talks with the oft-injuried running back.  

 

The trade is pending league approval since it is April Fool's Day.  Bruce Allen has not been available for comment as his primary residence has had power cut off to it and now surrounded by fans with pitchforks and torches.

 

 

I also heard that if Reed and Thompson do not score 14 TD's each that the Jets get to take our 1st rd pick in 2021 as well.

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Ah, April Fool's Day- when people think they're being clever by making crap up on a day that is all about making crap up.

 

Clearly the height of comedy.

 

Maybe they should invent a Wear Your Shirt Backwards Day, so people can show off their comedic ingenuity by wearing their shirts backwards. 

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They already have the Skin's picking Haskins at 15 in at least two mock drafts I have looked at, staying pat at 15.   This better be a late April Fool's Day joke.   Stupid asses if it is true.  We need every pick we can get given all the guys we lost.  

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3 hours ago, Rufus T Firefly said:

Ah, April Fool's Day- when people think they're being clever by making crap up on a day that is all about making crap up.

 

Clearly the height of comedy.

 

Maybe they should invent a Wear Your Shirt Backwards Day, so people can show off their comedic ingenuity by wearing their shirts backwards. 

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5 hours ago, Rufus T Firefly said:

Ah, April Fool's Day- when people think they're being clever by making crap up on a day that is all about making crap up.

 

Clearly the height of comedy.

 

Maybe they should invent a Wear Your Shirt Backwards Day, so people can show off their comedic ingenuity by wearing their shirts backwards. 

 

 

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Yeah, I'm glad I missed this yesterday.

 

Not that I begrudge anyone from having April Fools' fun, but sometimes the volume of it I remember in the past kinda wears the novelty off pretty fast. :)

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Ahhh yes April fool's...my dad had his 65 Ford four-wheel drive with a police interceptor he got in California parked down in a lot that his brother owned that he kept a lot of his construction stuff in and a couple of us went running up to my dad saying that his ford had been stolen of course he panicked freaked got out there seen it and we yelled April fool's started laughing and he was so pissed wasn't having it lol

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Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, joeken24 said:

I guess the whole month is open season.

  

It's the Redskins and extremeskins users..it's more like a ....open year thing...doohhhh lol

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This got my hopes up.  Being able to package in two high ceiling but always hurt players to save on draft capital is perfect for a rebuild.

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Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, Redd said:

This is a April Fool's joke right?

No its true. Check out ESPN and Redskins.com. But first, there's a huge write up about it on fools.com.

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20 hours ago, Redd said:

This is a April Fool's joke right?

Only TK here is allowed to post Press Release :D

 

And if this was, there's no chance @Renegade7 would have beat BHRBN to it :P

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Posted (edited)

How close did any of you get, to typing a a 4 paragraph argument why that trade was either a terrible or a good idea, including multiple links and twitter quotes, to support your thesis ?

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My question is, if draft day rolls around, and for some reason the Redskins do trade up with the Jets.  Is this the official thread to discuss the trade?  

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1 hour ago, Nerm said:

My question is, if draft day rolls around, and for some reason the Redskins do trade up with the Jets.  Is this the official thread to discuss the trade?  

Oh it could very well be it.

A least it would be to give props to the OP for foreseeing it.

 

27 minutes ago, BruceAllenIsFootballGenius said:

Why is this still up on Wednesday. Should of been deleted Monday night. 

You ain't fun at all...

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Well looking Wednesday, I didn't consider April Fools. 

 

However, if it now comes true I know who gave Bruce the idea...

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6 hours ago, Nerm said:

My question is, if draft day rolls around, and for some reason the Redskins do trade up with the Jets.  Is this the official thread to discuss the trade?  

Considering changing it to the "Hypothetical" thread with a poll.

5 hours ago, redskindan07 said:

Would Dan & Bruce be included in this deal?

God I wish.

7 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said:

How close did any of you get, to typing a a 4 paragraph argument why that trade was either a terrible or a good idea, including multiple links and twitter quotes, to support your thesis ?


How close did you come?  I could tell who didn't read OP before responding.

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4 hours ago, Wildbunny said:

A least it would be to give props to the OP for foreseeing it.

 

 

Appreciate that, but honestly, there's simply no way Bruce is smart enough to trade Reed and CT no matter how much sense it makes.  They are the poster children for his plan to win with as many cheap injury prone players as possible.

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In addition, there's speculation that the Redskins are insisting that Bruce Allen be included in the deal. It is rumored that Washington requested a pair of event-worn Joe Namath pantyhose in exchange for Allen.

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35 minutes ago, Renegade7 said:

How close did you come?  I could tell who didn't read OP before responding.

 

Only a thought process on the ramifications.

I try to think heavily before blurting anything on the internet ;)

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