Major Harris Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Ain't my kid. It's his. You don't claim your stepdaughter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 You don't claim your stepdaughter? Where have you been? Sure. As my stepdaughter. I don't get to make decisions, and therefore she's never heard the word "no". And that's why she owes us about $60,000 that we'll never see. My grandkids? Nothing is their fault, and I'll go to the mat for any of 'em. Any good grandma would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Took my stepdaughter to Six Flags when she was 16...we weren't married yet, and she was already wild beyond belief...conversation went like this: If you won't buy a retractable leash, I absolutely WILL NOT look for her if she decides to wander. Thank goodness or things like this could happen https://thekicker.com/phillie-phanatic-tragically-killed-after-child-falls-into-its-enclosure/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I got nasty there, hope no one saw it before I edited. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Where have you been? Sure. As my stepdaughter. I don't get to make decisions, and therefore she's never heard the word "no". And that's why she owes us about $60,000 that we'll never see. My grandkids? Nothing is their fault, and I'll go to the mat for any of 'em. Any good grandma would. Sorry i managed to miss all of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Sorry i managed to miss all of that.Don't be sorry...Lucky you. j/k, I have bitter moments here & there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 She sells a mean hammock though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Gorillas like banana hammocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 I despise seeing children on a leash. No matter what age. Not the kids, the parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Looks like the mother won't be facing charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 That setup worries me, as even "shatterproof" glass has weak points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 ^^^ daaaaaamn, soon as he turned his back. #lunchmeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 i love how the title says "paw". Um, he was gonna straight up eat that kid. F it man. Zoos are no place for humans. Our ancestors spent their whole lives getting away from these beasts, built technology and civilization to get out of the food chain. We're just tempting fate by going to zoos. Zoos and camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 ^^^ daaaaaamn, soon as he turned his back. #lunchmeat yeah... that's.... wow. he wasn't even turned all the way around. lion just knew it was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Lesson is don't turn your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBass1724 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Ali would only need 2 minutes of rope-a-doping before kimbo would collapse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Ali would only need 2 minutes of rope-a-doping before kimbo would collapse. Ali wouldn't need to rope-a-dope against Kimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Ali wouldn't need to rope-a-dope against Kimbo.I think he was saying he could win without throwing a punch by just letting Kimbo exhaust himself to the point he just keels over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I think he was saying he could win without throwing a punch by just letting Kimbo exhaust himself to the point he just keels over. This is true. I'm afraid Ali would throw a jab though. Ie. drop Kimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 ..... people can care about gorilla welfare and child welfare both. I think you know that. i didn't want to drag down the alligator thread.... but... It is possible to care about both gorilla welfare and child welfare.... but if you get to a situation where they are measured against each other in stark contrast, and Child Welfare doesn't >>>>>>Super-duper-overwhelm >>>>>>>> Gorilla Welfare, your priorities/morals/thinking/ are ****ed. when i am riding a turbo lawnmower, i care about not spilling my beer, and i care about not running over the neighbor's cat. But if i HAVE to choose i will spill the damned beer. (and frankly, while the difference between beer and a cat is huge, it is WAY THE HELL less than the difference between a Gorilla and a child) ..... people can care about gorilla welfare and child welfare both. I think you know that. I hope we are not going THERE again! It is possible to care about both gorilla welfare and child welfare.... but if you get to a situation where they are measured against each other in stark contrast, and Child Welfare doesn't >>>>>>Super-duper-overwhelm >>>>>>>> Gorilla Welfare, your priorities/morals/thinking/ are ****ed. when i am riding a turbo lawnmower, i care about not spilling my beer, and i care about not running over the neighbor's cat. But if i HAVE to choose i will spill the damned beer. (and frankly the difference between beer and a cat is WAY THE HELL less than the difference between a Gorilla and a child) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I'm not sure the cat wins out in your scenario. At least beer brings me temporary pleasure, a cat never has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Lions are assholes. They kill baby lions that they perceive as future threats. What did Kimbo die from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 At least beer brings me temporary pleasure, a cat never has. You've never ****ed a cat then. Get with a declawed one the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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