Braxford Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The question is, how smashed must you be not to be wake up when is someone sticking an eel up your butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haithman Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 China is starting to outdo himself lately, much like the guy in this story. Good lord that dude in your sig is getting his ass beat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Wait, don't we already have a beastiality thread? For the love of God just merge all these types of stories. BTW, I love the caption under the picture "What an eel may look like." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 okay zoony, yes, guilty as charged ... but a swamp eel? NO, NEVER. that is sick. regular eel yeah, but not a freaking swamp eel. sick. You should try the electric eel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Incidents like these are one of the main reasons why I never pass out drunk around my friends. Or at a seafood restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzpackage Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 How the hell do you find this stuff China? Do you have a subscription to freaky **** weekly or something? You can find a lot of these crazy headlines on fark.com. It's a reputable site that a lot of people use to get their global news with a dash of funny one-liners. But China does have a knack for finding the wackiest news stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I can't believe that killed him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I guess it's really true that ingesting uncooked Sushi can be hazardous to your health. Imagine if this eel was cooked, we wouldn't be having this conversation about the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I heart China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 that's just god damn awful... I wonder if he was being tortured for something shady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 No, according to the article he just passed out drunk and his friends stuck it up his ass. Nice friends. OMG, I didn't get that far in the article. I stopped at the headline and the picture of the EELS!! Maybe he sent the eel up there to eat the trapped gerbil. Dude, this isn't Richard Gere we're talking about... Sidenote: When we went to see one of Gere's movies "The First Knight" in theaters, there is this scene where in the distance Richard Gere comes over the hill with a bunch his soldiers on horses. Anyway, my friend decides this was a good time to stand up in the movie theater and yell "Look out, it's a pack of wild gerbils!!!" Favorite movie theater experience ever, I was dying laughing, along with half the theater. Guy's an ER doc now, I'm sure he sees all types of up the butt cases nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 oh sure, like none of you have ever had an eel up your ass before Always go tail first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 OMG, I didn't get that far in the article. I stopped at the headline and the picture of the EELS!! So, you actually needed to be informed of what an eel may look like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudechain Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 did anyone see the comments section? It said. With friends like this, who needs enemas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 This is a slippery problem indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 So, you actually needed to be informed of what an eel may look like ? Oh shut up Mick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 "Rectum, hell!! It actually killed him!" There was a hip-hop song that came out in the early 90's about this very thing. The group was called Rectum Effect, and the song was "All he wanna do, is stick a broom in his Boom Boom" Oh, here it is iKKONgfNONU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Anybody else see the connection between this and Major Harris's 'bad day' thread being bumped? We sure he's alive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Wow now I seen insertions featuring eels, snakes and squids in the barnyard follies series back in the 80's with women, but thats new. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Anybody else see the connection between this and Major Harris's 'bad day' thread being bumped? We sure he's alive... Trying so hard to resist a joke about Chinese Eels versus West Virginia Goats :censored: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 I can't believe that killed him!Not just killed him, but ate him. From the inside out!"Boss, I can't make it into work today. I'm not eeling very well". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Not just killed him, but ate him. From the inside out!"Boss, I can't make it into work today. I'm not eeling very well". :doh: JimboDaman will be here all week. Tickets definitely available. Try the Rolaids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 I thought fish was supposed to be good for you. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Fish is good for you as long as it goes from top to bottom and not the other way around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCBnG21 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Health risks to them aside, I cannot imagine executing the required steps with any of my buddies anus' to insert an eel into it. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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