China Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum A Chinese man has died after an eel that was inserted in his rectum gnawed away at his intestine. What an eel may look like The 59 year-old chef–whose name has not been disclosed– was taken to a Sischuan hospital with severe anal bleeding, abdominal pain. Local doctors, unable to figure out what was causing the symptoms obtained permission from the family to conduct a laparotomy– a surgical incision into the abdominal wall done to examine the abdominal organs. Once inside, the doctors found a 50cm long, dead Asian swamp eel stuck in the man’s rectal region. The slithery fish had bit it’s way through the intestine. The man was then taken to the intensive care unit, but died ten days later from internal bleeding and sepsis. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lydon Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 How the hell do you find this stuff China? Do you have a subscription to freaky **** weekly or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 China is starting to outdo himself lately, much like the guy in this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Republican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I would have been fine if he added Hot Sauce to flavor it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Undisclosed name??? How about Wut Went Wong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 This dude had to have a mental illness. No way a normal human being does this BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 This dude had to have a mental illness. No way a normal human being does this BS. No, according to the article he just passed out drunk and his friends stuck it up his ass. Nice friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Cocaine's a helluva drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 oh sure, like none of you have ever had an eel up your ass before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natureday Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 He put the eel up there? Or he was swimming and it swam up there? So weird and scary!!! Anna:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 This dude had to have a mental illness. No way a normal human being does this BS. I thought it was common knowledge that all chefs are bat **** crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Maybe he sent the eel up there to eat the trapped gerbil. obligatory edit: ("Rectum, hell!! It actually killed him!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 No, according to the article he just passed out drunk and his friends stuck it up his ass. Nice friends. And to think I got mad when my friends drew penis' on my face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 oh sure, like none of you have ever had an eel up your ass before okay zoony, yes, guilty as charged ... but a swamp eel? NO, NEVER. that is sick. regular eel yeah, but not a freaking swamp eel. sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Maybe he sent the eel up there to eat the trapped gerbil. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Poor Walter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryman of the North Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 all we ever do to our passed out buddies is draw wieners on their faces. maybe a hitler stache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 obligatory edit: ("Rectum, hell!! It actually killed him!") Ha. This got a chuckle from me. Chris Farley said it in Black Sheep if I am not mistaken. Although it was "damn near killed him." I won't be eating any Dragon Rolls at the sushi bar for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Poor Walter. Walter's shopping list got deleted, and for good reason. I don't remember any eels on the list though. I doubt Winn Dixie carries eels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Walter's shopping list got deleted, and for good reason. I don't remember any eels on the list though. I doubt Winn Dixie carries eels. Yeah I noticed it was gone, I don't know why it never crossed my mind about the forum rules with it though, desensitized maybe. Either way when I saw this thread I immediately thought of ol' Walt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Dave Chappelle said it best, about white people passing out around their friends. Fast forward to 1:10....NSFW but hilarious 6uvg-ug9CvE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 So his friends may be facing manslaughter charges ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Incidents like these are one of the main reasons why I never pass out drunk around my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 So his friends may be facing manslaughter charges ? They are being charged with aggravated buggery by eel according to the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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