Bang Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Health risks to them aside, I cannot imagine executing the required steps with any of my buddies anus' to insert an eel into it. Nope. Well, first off, how do you even approach your buddy with this idea? I think about things like this... there's a lot of freaks out there into a lot of really weird stuff. How does one broach the subject of diaper play with your new girlfriend, for example? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 oh sure, like none of you have ever had an eel up your ass before You think they're offering high horse riding lessons, zoony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Well, first off, how do you even approach your buddy with this idea?Good point. Hey dude, ya know what would be great? Let's pull down his pants and ... and I'm already out of there. How did they have a spare eel in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 How did they have a spare eel in the first place? Oh, come on, be eel. You don't eely believe they didn't plan this ahead of time, do ya ? You're usually a bright guy, so I assume you slipped on this one, so I'll let it slide this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboDaMan Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Oh, come on, be eel. You don't eely believe they didn't plan this ahead of time, do ya ? You're usually a bright guy, so I assume you slipped on this one, so I'll let it slide this time.Ouch!good one. My wife will the thriiled to know there's somebody out there worse than me. :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeInJc aka M.I.A. Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 The question is, how smashed must you be not to be wake up when is someone sticking an eel up your butt? Just ask Reic or Slacky...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Wow...just wow. I don't even want to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Just think, his friends probably had to lube him up and stretch the hole because you can't just shove something like that in there. effin sick. I'd be interested in wh at the charges (if any) that the friends get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Hatter Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Ooooookaaaaaaaayyyyy ... The friends probably feel like tools at this point. But really, how drunk do you have to be to not notice that an eel is being shoved up there? Yeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I'm all for ****ing with the guy who passes out first, but there's a big difference between sloppy dog kisses, and an eel in the ass. Isn't that right, TLC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I'm all for ****ing with the guy who passes out first, but there's a big difference between sloppy dog kisses, and an eel in the ass. Isn't that right, TLC? You gave TLC a sloppy dog kiss when he was passed out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 How did they have a spare eel in the first place? Well, they probably had a pictoral guide as to what an eel may look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 oh sure, like none of you have ever had an eel up your ass before Barney Frank, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 This story, and following thread, has restored my faith in humanity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeInJc aka M.I.A. Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 You gave TLC a sloppy dog kiss when he was passed out? Nope, I believe this is in regards to my New Years Day/PSU Rose Bowl party last year. TLC passed out in the downstairs bedroom with the door open and my lab went in and starting licking his face. TLC thought it was Hunny licking him. I later went in the room, busted ass, then ran out the door while TLC was calling us all mother****ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 His friends should have known better. You don't go putting bitey, living things up someone's ass. It's just eelementary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msjordanalex Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! That Dave Chapelle video is funny as hell though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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